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review
published 1 day ago
The best option downtown
reviewed by
ifmarketa

8.3

Bazookas is in the Crossroads neighborhood of KC. Easy access from downtown hotels and around the metro. They have a free parking lot and streetcar stop a block away.

Dancers are usually about 80-90% white, generally,…

review
published 2 yrs ago
My go to in the KC area
reviewed by
ifmarketa

7.3

This review covers multiple nights, mostly Saturdays but some weeknights as well.

Bazookas is in the Crossroads on the streetcar line. It's nice and clean but there's no alcohol. There is a bar next door…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Nice and clean
reviewed by
ifmarketa

6.7

I'll start by saying this the nicest and cleanest club I've ever been in. Also, the lap dance room has a decent level of privacy and is very well designed with walls on the side…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Summer Blues are Back
reviewed by
ifmarketa

6.7

Went both nights one weekend and struggled to get attention from the very few dancers I had an interest in. Paradise is very hit or miss over the summer. The nicer weather means less customers.…

review
published 8 yrs ago
So much better
reviewed by
ifmarketa

8.3

I don't take back everything I said on Monday but my visit Friday renewed by spirit about Paradise. It wasn't overly packed my any means and the talent in the lineup wasn't the best I've…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Still on a downhill slide
reviewed by
ifmarketa

7.0

Oof. I don't know, guys. My previous visit was disappointing and my latest one is having me question whether I would ever go back on a weekday night again. It was dead. I was the…

review
published 9 yrs ago
My go to
reviewed by
ifmarketa

7.7

This is my go to club in the KC area. I haven't put in a review for a really long time so I figured I should do one after visiting more than a dozen times…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Not as advertised
reviewed by
ifmarketa

4.0

I was in Austin for a couple of nights on business. I checked the reviews and decided on Expose because of the advertised "Sunday Funday" special of $10 dances. What they don't tell you is…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Odd Club
reviewed by
ifmarketa

6.0

I'm going to give this place the benefit of the doubt and assume I went on an off-night. The physical club is really nice although the separation of the stage from the crowd was a…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Fuck this club
reviewed by
ifmarketa

5.3

This club is a joke. First of all, the dance menu is absurd. Yes, there's an actual menu sitting on the tables like you're at a restaurant. There's like 20 options and you have to…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This is one of the worst...
reviewed by
ifmarketa

3.0

This is one of the worst clubs I've ever been to. The problem is that they don't really dance on stage for everyone, they dance for the guys in the front row that are…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Loved this place purely for the...
reviewed by
ifmarketa

7.7

Loved this place purely for the $10 hands on lap dances. That is by far the best deal I've ever seen anywhere. The only thing that could have made that better was if the dancer…