Reviews by ifmarketa

Bazookas is in the Crossroads neighborhood of KC. Easy access from downtown hotels and around the metro. They have a free parking lot and streetcar stop a block away. Dancers are usually about 80-90% white, generally,…

This review covers multiple nights, mostly Saturdays but some weeknights as well. Bazookas is in the Crossroads on the streetcar line. It's nice and clean but there's no alcohol. There is a bar next door…

I'll start by saying this the nicest and cleanest club I've ever been in. Also, the lap dance room has a decent level of privacy and is very well designed with walls on the side…

Went both nights one weekend and struggled to get attention from the very few dancers I had an interest in. Paradise is very hit or miss over the summer. The nicer weather means less customers.…

I don't take back everything I said on Monday but my visit Friday renewed by spirit about Paradise. It wasn't overly packed my any means and the talent in the lineup wasn't the best I've…

Oof. I don't know, guys. My previous visit was disappointing and my latest one is having me question whether I would ever go back on a weekday night again. It was dead. I was the…

This is my go to club in the KC area. I haven't put in a review for a really long time so I figured I should do one after visiting more than a dozen times…

I was in Austin for a couple of nights on business. I checked the reviews and decided on Expose because of the advertised "Sunday Funday" special of $10 dances. What they don't tell you is…

I'm going to give this place the benefit of the doubt and assume I went on an off-night. The physical club is really nice although the separation of the stage from the crowd was a…

This club is a joke. First of all, the dance menu is absurd. Yes, there's an actual menu sitting on the tables like you're at a restaurant. There's like 20 options and you have to…

This is one of the worst clubs I've ever been to. The problem is that they don't really dance on stage for everyone, they dance for the guys in the front row that are…

Loved this place purely for the $10 hands on lap dances. That is by far the best deal I've ever seen anywhere. The only thing that could have made that better was if the dancer…