Not as advertised

I was in Austin for a couple of nights on business. I checked the reviews and decided on Expose because of the advertised "Sunday Funday" special of $10 dances. What they don't tell you is that those $10 dances are pointless because they remain clothed and there's no touching as opposed to the normal $20 dances which are topless with touching. The only reason to advertise the $10 dances is to trick people into coming to the club which is bullshit. Plus, none of the dancers wanted or even offered to do the $10 dances. I had a miscommunication with the first semi-attractive dancer that came up to me. I thought she was asking if I wanted company but she was actually asking if I wanted a dance. She pulled me to a more private area. I tend to find the "wanna dance" girls to give much worse dances on average at most places so I wanted to get out of this dance for cheap. I said I wanted the $10 dance and she eyerolled, gave me pretty much an air dance and didn't even offer a 2nd song. I said I wanted another (since I only had twenties) and she said the next song would be $20. I just gave her my money and walked away. Why make a big deal about $10 dances on your website if they're garbage? You're just pissing off customers.

All that being said, I had a fun conversation with one girl later and she gave a spectacular dance. One of the best, just in terms of dance quality, I've ever had. There was also one of the hottest strippers I had ever seen but both her conversational and dance skills were extremely lacking. If I could have combined the two girls, I would have gone bankrupt.

The overall dancer quality was pretty poor. Most were chubby. Only three out of 15ish dancers, I would rate at 7 or above.