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You just named all the outfit I wear regularly at work... ... but I seem to be making pretty decent money. So I guess I'll just keep doing what works for me?

That's interesting, my husband and I have a great marriage and the fact that I work in a strip club doesn't bother him at all. No complaints from him other than that I get to bed late on the nights I work.

Bachelor parties are great for me. The bachelor's friends always want me to give the bachelor a dance, and once they see one of my dances, they all want one too. Awesome.

I don't care what the customer is wearing. I just work under the assumption that everyone wants a dance from me ;)

Wow. Horrifying. And probably fake. I never, ever give out my number to my customers. I'm awkward enough on the phone with people I know, what am I supposed to say to the random schmoe I met the night before? "Hey, this is, Jim-Bob." "Who?" "You know, Jim-Bob. I bought some dances from you last night." "Uh... I did a lot of dances. That doesn't help." "I tipped you $5!" "... everyone tips me $5." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME I THOUGHT WE REALLY HAD SOMETHING!... " Yeah, I never give my number to customers. If they want to see me, they can come in on Saturday nights like everyone else.