Reviews

I've long been a fan of Mario's, but this last trip was so hard to judge.

Overall, for Massachusetts you can't beat them. Great rear, off-street parking, clean club, very safe feeling. Dances are…

I went on a recent Friday afternoon and wasn't sure what to think of my trip. I left completely bewildered. There were good things to say, bad things to say, and the overall…

Came here on a Friday afternoon a few weeks ago, it was a lousy day so I thought the place would be packed. Apparently the management thought the same thing, as there were way…

After spending a good deal of time away I opted to come by Mario's on a Friday afternoon. If you're not an extras guy, then I can't imagine a better experience. Place is…

Based purely on supply/demand, this is by far and away the best place to go in Providence right now. Lots of pretty girls, not many guys, and a huge, sprawling bar with loads of…

Went on a recent Friday afternoon around 2 PM. As reported by the last few, this place was a ghost town, just titties and tumbleweeds. I understand that Desire is a nicer place,…

Had a trip in here a few weeks ago on a Friday afternoon. Came in about 2 PM; seems like a bad time to show up because several girls were huddled together eating lunch…

This club is disorienting in a lot of ways. First, they have valet parking or non-valet options, and the club is in a very strange (although convenient) real estate location.

You go inside and will…

This place is worth a visit, although I think today will have been my last trip here. That may later qualify as famous last lines along the same path as "will never drink again",…

Not my first visit, nor my first review. Having been a handful of times now, I consider myself a low level authority on Mario's.

As Massachusett's go, you won't beat it. The…

Just run away. This place is a ripoff of epic proportions. Seriously, run, don't walk.

Went to CF on a Saturday night, and was just horrendously disappointed. $20 cover, and that doesn't buy…

This is officially my favorite club of all time. It literally hit and exceeded on every possible thing that I look for in a club.

First, there's good access. It's close to the highway,…