Not my first visit, nor my...

Not my first visit, nor my first review. Having been a handful of times now, I consider myself a low level authority on Mario's.

As Massachusett's go, you won't beat it. The club is nice, the atmosphere is nice. The beers are cheap and the pressure is low. Management keeps the place clean and updated; you'd eat off the bathroom floors or try their food without hesitation. From that perspective, they couldn't do better.

As for the girls... you won't find 10's here. It's very hit-or-miss, as "YMMV" must be underscored. On Sundays, Mondays, and Tuesdays, lap dances are 2/$35, which brings a big crowd. Today there were maybe 25 guys and 10 or less girls, which presents an obvious problem.