Reviews by SilentBob37

I will actually mention the layout since everyone skips over that but it seems meaningful. Very small. I was there on a Sat night so it was crowded but even if it wasn't I would…

This club was just right for this business traveler on a weekday. It is no alcohol. Allegedly fully nude but that was about 50-50 on stage. Lapdance 30 topless or 50 nude. I arrived around…

This place really worked for me. Love it. By far the best in the area (Santa Monica area, I mean. For those who don't know LA, this is like 45 minutes in no traffic from…

Perhaps the worst club I've ever been to. How does this place have decent reviews from others? AVOID. VIPs can read on. I show up on a weeknight around 10 PM. First the place is hard…

I wasn't expecting to like this place, but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. This is truly a sports bar in the sense that TVs ring the place and drinks are dirt cheap. Are the…

Totally unique experience. Not like any strip club I've ever been to. They have a porno theatre and girls doing live shows where they rub on each other. Ask for a dance and you'll get…

I tried a few other Detroit clubs rated highly on here but they weren't half as good as this place. You can smoke on the upper level and it's a great view. The stage is…

This club is awful. I was trying to kill 90 minutes but decided driving around listening to the radio would be more entertaining. Seriously. Where to start? $30 cover, even on weekdays. I don't think…

Not a fan of this place at all. It has a very conventional type of feel. Assembly-line, almost. There's no friendliness or intimacy. The girls were not particularly attractive. There were a few okay lookers…

Hated this club. First of all, the layout is bizarre. It's super wide, with the bar in one corner. I paid $20 to get "VIP" seating which actually put me in a corner of the…

Had another great weeknight time at this club. Weeknights are way better because it is less crowded and the girls are just as hot. They also run these lovely specials, usually around 10 pm, where…

This place was terrible. It had a weird smell. I had a hard time finding the door (not marked). Parking lot was sketchy. Inside was ugly and dirty. Uncomfortable chairs. Didn't see a single girl…

The last time I went to this place the girls were ALL ridiculously hot. This time it was more like half of them, but granted it was a weeknight. Either way, still plenty of hot…

I've been to this place a few more times now and I like it WAY better on weekdays. The girls on weekend nights weren't all that attractive. They were also much busier. Weekdays are the…

This place is a must-visit. Yeah, the $50 cover is obnoxious. Yeah, the mileage on the dances isn't anything exceptional. Sometimes it's hard to get a seat. But you have to see this place to…

This place is different but has a few things going for it. (1) The girls are very hot, and (2) the dances are cheap and full grind. After that, the place is just weird and…

Overall I liked this club, but I didn't like it. There were a few very attractive girls, but mostly meh. The dancers told me you could either do $25 a song or the $400 VIP…

The girls were much hotter than I expected. Other than that, though, I wasn't a big fan of this place. It's very small and gets crowded. The lap dances varied by girl but, in general,…

I wasn't a huge fan of this club. The pluses are that it's fully nude, full contact lap dances, for a reasonable price. The negative is that there is no effort put into the stage…

This is pretty much the perfect strip club. All the reviews are right - you get a totally nude lapdance out in the open, no privacy, but tons of contact and you can touch anything…

This is my favorite club in the Chicago area. It's just the right speed. There's always one or two real hotties, 9's or 10's, and overall the dancer quality is high, even if there are…

Despite the good reviews above, I actually had a terrible time at this club. It was a Monday night (during football season) and Halloween! Yet still the quality of the girls was very low. The…

Agree with the consensus - girls are gorgeous, with nice big fake breasts, but a few that were natural. Whether fake or natural, they are all legitimately pretty with nice bodies, or almost all of…

This was maybe the funnest club I have ever been to. The place has the feel of a party or club that just happens to have hot women around who will grind on you. I…

Best club in the St. Louis area. I used to come down here for business a lot, tried them all, and always ended up here. There are always a few 8-9's around. Also plenty of…