Reviews

SilentBob37· 12 yrs ago 2

This place really worked for me. Love it. By far the best in the area (Santa Monica area, I mean. For those who don't know LA, this is like 45 minutes in no traffic from…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

Perhaps the worst club I've ever...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Perhaps the worst club I've ever been to. How does this place have decent reviews from others? AVOID. VIPs can read on. I show up on a weeknight around 10 PM. First the place is hard…

SilentBob37· 12 yrs ago 2

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I wasn't expecting to like this...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I wasn't expecting to like this place, but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. This is truly a sports bar in the sense that TVs ring the place and drinks are dirt cheap. Are the…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Totally unique experience. Not like any...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Totally unique experience. Not like any strip club I've ever been to. They have a porno theatre and girls doing live shows where they rub on each other. Ask for a dance and you'll get…

Elysium

Detroit, MI

I tried a few other Detroit...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I tried a few other Detroit clubs rated highly on here but they weren't half as good as this place. You can smoke on the upper level and it's a great view. The stage is…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, IL

This club is awful. I was...

★★★★★★★2.7/10

This club is awful. I was trying to kill 90 minutes but decided driving around listening to the radio would be more entertaining. Seriously. Where to start? $30 cover, even on weekdays. I don't think…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

Not a fan of this place...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Not a fan of this place at all. It has a very conventional type of feel. Assembly-line, almost. There's no friendliness or intimacy. The girls were not particularly attractive. There were a few okay lookers…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, WI

Hated this club. First of all,...

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Hated this club. First of all, the layout is bizarre. It's super wide, with the bar in one corner. I paid $20 to get "VIP" seating which actually put me in a corner of the…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Had another great weeknight time at...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Had another great weeknight time at this club. Weeknights are way better because it is less crowded and the girls are just as hot. They also run these lovely specials, usually around 10 pm, where…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, IL

This place was terrible. It had...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

This place was terrible. It had a weird smell. I had a hard time finding the door (not marked). Parking lot was sketchy. Inside was ugly and dirty. Uncomfortable chairs. Didn't see a single girl…

SilentBob37· 13 yrs ago

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

The last time I went to...

The last time I went to this place the girls were ALL ridiculously hot. This time it was more like half of them, but granted it was a weeknight. Either way, still plenty of hot…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

I've been to this place a...

I've been to this place a few more times now and I like it WAY better on weekdays. The girls on weekend nights weren't all that attractive. They were also much busier. Weekdays are the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

This place is a must-visit. Yeah,...

This place is a must-visit. Yeah, the $50 cover is obnoxious. Yeah, the mileage on the dances isn't anything exceptional. Sometimes it's hard to get a seat. But you have to see this place to…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

This place is different but has...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

This place is different but has a few things going for it. (1) The girls are very hot, and (2) the dances are cheap and full grind. After that, the place is just weird and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, IL

Overall I liked this club, but...

Overall I liked this club, but I didn't like it. There were a few very attractive girls, but mostly meh. The dancers told me you could either do $25 a song or the $400 VIP…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, IL

The girls were much hotter than...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

The girls were much hotter than I expected. Other than that, though, I wasn't a big fan of this place. It's very small and gets crowded. The lap dances varied by girl but, in general,…

SilentBob37· 14 yrs ago 2

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

I wasn't a huge fan of...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I wasn't a huge fan of this club. The pluses are that it's fully nude, full contact lap dances, for a reasonable price. The negative is that there is no effort put into the stage…

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

This is pretty much the perfect...

SilentBob37· 14 yrs ago 4

This is pretty much the perfect strip club. All the reviews are right - you get a totally nude lapdance out in the open, no privacy, but tons of contact and you can touch anything…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

This is my favorite club in...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This is my favorite club in the Chicago area. It's just the right speed. There's always one or two real hotties, 9's or 10's, and overall the dancer quality is high, even if there are…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, TX

Despite the good reviews above, I...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Despite the good reviews above, I actually had a terrible time at this club. It was a Monday night (during football season) and Halloween! Yet still the quality of the girls was very low. The…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

Agree with the consensus - girls...

Agree with the consensus - girls are gorgeous, with nice big fake breasts, but a few that were natural. Whether fake or natural, they are all legitimately pretty with nice bodies, or almost all of…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, NC

This was maybe the funnest club...