SilentBob37

District of Columbia

Reviews by SilentBob37

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  a year ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  Los Angeles, California
  Just right for good lapdances with hot girls

  This club was just right for this business traveler on a weekday. It is no alcohol. Allegedly fully nude but that was about 50-50 on stage. Lapdance 30 topless or 50 nude. I arrived...
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  11 years ago
  Plan B

  Los Angeles, California
  This place really worked for me....

  This place really worked for me. Love it. By far the best in the area (Santa Monica area, I mean. For those who don't know LA, this is like 45 minutes in no traffic...
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  11 years ago
  Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

  Los Angeles, California
  Perhaps the worst club I've ever...

  Perhaps the worst club I've ever been to. How does this place have decent reviews from others? AVOID. VIPs can read on. I show up on a weeknight around 10 PM. First the place is...
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  11 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  I wasn't expecting to like this...

  I wasn't expecting to like this place, but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. This is truly a sports bar in the sense that TVs ring the place and drinks are dirt cheap. Are...
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  11 years ago
  The Crazy Horse

  San Francisco, California
  Totally unique experience. Not like any...

  Totally unique experience. Not like any strip club I've ever been to. They have a porno theatre and girls doing live shows where they rub on each other. Ask for a dance and you'll...
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  12 years ago
  Elysium

  Detroit, Michigan
  I tried a few other Detroit...

  I tried a few other Detroit clubs rated highly on here but they weren't half as good as this place. You can smoke on the upper level and it's a great view. The stage...
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  12 years ago
  Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

  Chicago, Illinois
  This club is awful. I was...

  This club is awful. I was trying to kill 90 minutes but decided driving around listening to the radio would be more entertaining. Seriously. Where to start? $30 cover, even on weekdays. I don't...
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  12 years ago
  Scores Chicago Strip Club

  Stone Park, Illinois
  Not a fan of this place...

  Not a fan of this place at all. It has a very conventional type of feel. Assembly-line, almost. There's no friendliness or intimacy. The girls were not particularly attractive. There were a few okay...
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  12 years ago
  Silk Exotic Platinum

  Milwaukee, Wisconsin
  Hated this club. First of all,...

  Hated this club. First of all, the layout is bizarre. It's super wide, with the bar in one corner. I paid $20 to get "VIP" seating which actually put me in a corner of...
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  12 years ago
  PoleKatz

  Bridgeview, Illinois
  Had another great weeknight time at...

  Had another great weeknight time at this club. Weeknights are way better because it is less crowded and the girls are just as hot. They also run these lovely specials, usually around 10 pm,...
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  12 years ago
  Luxxx Showgirls

  Peoria, Illinois
  This place was terrible. It had...

  This place was terrible. It had a weird smell. I had a hard time finding the door (not marked). Parking lot was sketchy. Inside was ugly and dirty. Uncomfortable chairs. Didn't see a single...
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  12 years ago
  Bourbon Street

  Phoenix, Arizona
  The last time I went to...

  The last time I went to this place the girls were ALL ridiculously hot. This time it was more like half of them, but granted it was a weeknight. Either way, still plenty of...
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  12 years ago
  PoleKatz

  Bridgeview, Illinois
  I've been to this place a...

  I've been to this place a few more times now and I like it WAY better on weekdays. The girls on weekend nights weren't all that attractive. They were also much busier. Weekdays are...
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  12 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  This place is a must-visit. Yeah,...

  This place is a must-visit. Yeah, the $50 cover is obnoxious. Yeah, the mileage on the dances isn't anything exceptional. Sometimes it's hard to get a seat. But you have to see this place...
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  12 years ago
  PoleKatz

  Bridgeview, Illinois
  This place is different but has...

  This place is different but has a few things going for it. (1) The girls are very hot, and (2) the dances are cheap and full grind. After that, the place is just weird...
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  12 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  Overall I liked this club, but...

  Overall I liked this club, but I didn't like it. There were a few very attractive girls, but mostly meh. The dancers told me you could either do $25 a song or the $400...
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  13 years ago
  Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

  South Elgin, Illinois
  The girls were much hotter than...

  The girls were much hotter than I expected. Other than that, though, I wasn't a big fan of this place. It's very small and gets crowded. The lap dances varied by girl but, in...
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  13 years ago
  Industrial Strip

  Hammond, Indiana
  I wasn't a huge fan of...

  I wasn't a huge fan of this club. The pluses are that it's fully nude, full contact lap dances, for a reasonable price. The negative is that there is no effort put into the...
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  13 years ago
  Mons Venus

  Tampa, Florida
  This is pretty much the perfect...

  This is pretty much the perfect strip club. All the reviews are right - you get a totally nude lapdance out in the open, no privacy, but tons of contact and you can touch...
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  13 years ago
  Club 390

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  This is my favorite club in...

  This is my favorite club in the Chicago area. It's just the right speed. There's always one or two real hotties, 9's or 10's, and overall the dancer quality is high, even if there...
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  13 years ago
  Perfect 10 Men's Club

  Austin, Texas
  Despite the good reviews above, I...

  Despite the good reviews above, I actually had a terrible time at this club. It was a Monday night (during football season) and Halloween! Yet still the quality of the girls was very low....
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  13 years ago
  Bourbon Street

  Phoenix, Arizona
  Agree with the consensus - girls...

  Agree with the consensus - girls are gorgeous, with nice big fake breasts, but a few that were natural. Whether fake or natural, they are all legitimately pretty with nice bodies, or almost all...
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  13 years ago
  Uptown Cabaret

  Charlotte, North Carolina
  This was maybe the funnest club...

  This was maybe the funnest club I have ever been to. The place has the feel of a party or club that just happens to have hot women around who will grind on you....
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  13 years ago
  Diamond Cabaret

  Sauget, Illinois
  Best club in the St. Louis...

  Best club in the St. Louis area. I used to come down here for business a lot, tried them all, and always ended up here. There are always a few 8-9's around. Also plenty...