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SilentBob37
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published 11 mos ago
The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174
Still all I hope for from Detroit area
I will actually mention the layout since everyone skips over that but it seems meaningful. Very small. I was there on a Sat night so it was crowded but even if it wasn't I would…
published 2 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino
2020 E Olympic Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90021
Just right for good lapdances with hot girls
This club was just right for this business traveler on a weekday. It is no alcohol. Allegedly fully nude but that was about 50-50 on stage. Lapdance 30 topless or 50 nude. I arrived around…
published 12 yrs ago
Plan B
11637 W Pico Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90064
This place really worked for me....
This place really worked for me. Love it. By far the best in the area (Santa Monica area, I mean. For those who don't know LA, this is like 45 minutes in no traffic from…
published 12 yrs ago
Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club
11908 W Olympic Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90064
Perhaps the worst club I've ever...
Perhaps the worst club I've ever been to. How does this place have decent reviews from others? AVOID. VIPs can read on. I show up on a weeknight around 10 PM. First the place is hard…
published 12 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
I wasn't expecting to like this...
I wasn't expecting to like this place, but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. This is truly a sports bar in the sense that TVs ring the place and drinks are dirt cheap. Are the…
published 12 yrs ago
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
Totally unique experience. Not like any...
Totally unique experience. Not like any strip club I've ever been to. They have a porno theatre and girls doing live shows where they rub on each other. Ask for a dance and you'll get…
published 12 yrs ago
Elysium
20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
I tried a few other Detroit...
I tried a few other Detroit clubs rated highly on here but they weren't half as good as this place. You can smoke on the upper level and it's a great view. The stage is…
published 12 yrs ago
Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago
750 S Clinton St Chicago, IL 60607
This club is awful. I was...
This club is awful. I was trying to kill 90 minutes but decided driving around listening to the radio would be more entertaining. Seriously. Where to start? $30 cover, even on weekdays. I don't think…
published 12 yrs ago
Scores Chicago Strip Club
4003 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
Not a fan of this place...
Not a fan of this place at all. It has a very conventional type of feel. Assembly-line, almost. There's no friendliness or intimacy. The girls were not particularly attractive. There were a few okay lookers…
published 12 yrs ago
Silk Exotic Platinum
11400 W Silver Spring Rd Milwaukee, WI 53225
Hated this club. First of all,...
Hated this club. First of all, the layout is bizarre. It's super wide, with the bar in one corner. I paid $20 to get "VIP" seating which actually put me in a corner of the…
published 12 yrs ago
PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl Bridgeview, IL 60455
Had another great weeknight time at...
Had another great weeknight time at this club. Weeknights are way better because it is less crowded and the girls are just as hot. They also run these lovely specials, usually around 10 pm, where…
published 13 yrs ago
Luxxx Showgirls
3601 W Farmington Rd Peoria, IL 61604
This place was terrible. It had...
This place was terrible. It had a weird smell. I had a hard time finding the door (not marked). Parking lot was sketchy. Inside was ugly and dirty. Uncomfortable chairs. Didn't see a single girl…
published 13 yrs ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
The last time I went to...
The last time I went to this place the girls were ALL ridiculously hot. This time it was more like half of them, but granted it was a weeknight. Either way, still plenty of hot…
published 13 yrs ago
PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl Bridgeview, IL 60455
I've been to this place a...
I've been to this place a few more times now and I like it WAY better on weekdays. The girls on weekend nights weren't all that attractive. They were also much busier. Weekdays are the…
published 13 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
3340 S Highland Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109
This place is a must-visit. Yeah,...
This place is a must-visit. Yeah, the $50 cover is obnoxious. Yeah, the mileage on the dances isn't anything exceptional. Sometimes it's hard to get a seat. But you have to see this place to…
published 13 yrs ago
PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl Bridgeview, IL 60455
This place is different but has...
This place is different but has a few things going for it. (1) The girls are very hot, and (2) the dances are cheap and full grind. After that, the place is just weird and…
published 13 yrs ago
Scarlett's Cabaret
5841 Bunkum Rd Washington Park, IL 62204
Overall I liked this club, but...
Overall I liked this club, but I didn't like it. There were a few very attractive girls, but mostly meh. The dancers told me you could either do $25 a song or the $400 VIP…
published 13 yrs ago
Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club
7N657 IL-25 South Elgin, IL 60177
The girls were much hotter than...
The girls were much hotter than I expected. Other than that, though, I wasn't a big fan of this place. It's very small and gets crowded. The lap dances varied by girl but, in general,…
published 13 yrs ago
Industrial Strip
3626 Calumet Ave Hammond, IN 46320
I wasn't a huge fan of...
I wasn't a huge fan of this club. The pluses are that it's fully nude, full contact lap dances, for a reasonable price. The negative is that there is no effort put into the stage…
published 13 yrs ago
Mons Venus
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
This is pretty much the perfect...
This is pretty much the perfect strip club. All the reviews are right - you get a totally nude lapdance out in the open, no privacy, but tons of contact and you can touch anything…
published 13 yrs ago
Club 390
390 E Joe Orr Rd Chicago Heights, IL 60411
This is my favorite club in...
This is my favorite club in the Chicago area. It's just the right speed. There's always one or two real hotties, 9's or 10's, and overall the dancer quality is high, even if there are…
published 14 yrs ago
Perfect 10 Men's Club
16511 Bratton Ln Austin, TX 78728
Despite the good reviews above, I...
Despite the good reviews above, I actually had a terrible time at this club. It was a Monday night (during football season) and Halloween! Yet still the quality of the girls was very low. The…
published 14 yrs ago
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
Agree with the consensus - girls...
Agree with the consensus - girls are gorgeous, with nice big fake breasts, but a few that were natural. Whether fake or natural, they are all legitimately pretty with nice bodies, or almost all of…
published 14 yrs ago
Uptown Cabaret
108 E. Morehead St. Charlotte, NC 28202
This was maybe the funnest club...
This was maybe the funnest club I have ever been to. The place has the feel of a party or club that just happens to have hot women around who will grind on you. I…
published 14 yrs ago
Diamond Cabaret
1401 Mississippi Ave Sauget, IL 62201
Best club in the St. Louis...
Best club in the St. Louis area. I used to come down here for business a lot, tried them all, and always ended up here. There are always a few 8-9's around. Also plenty of…
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