This place was terrible. It had...

This place was terrible. It had a weird smell. I had a hard time finding the door (not marked). Parking lot was sketchy. Inside was ugly and dirty. Uncomfortable chairs. Didn't see a single girl I'd even consider dancing with. Most I wouldn't have let do it for free. Thankfully none came up to me even though I was easily the most attractive and richest-looking person there. There were two cute girls but I think they were just visiting with a group not actually working there.

Only good things I can say are drinks were cheap (but didn't have enough alcohol in them), music wasn't too loud, and they kept the dancers moving on stage instead of doing multiple song sets (hate that). But all that did is tell me relatively quickly there was no one here worth my time. It was a Friday night like 11 pm - 1 am so you'd have thought that would be a good time.

There was one dancer who wasn't pretty but seemed to have a really nice body and was pretty amazing on the pole. That got me excited for a moment but then she took her clothes off and she had some weird stuff going on - oddly shaped breasts and way too skinny (i usually like too skinny, but this was like boney and uneven).