This club is awful. I was...

This club is awful. I was trying to kill 90 minutes but decided driving around listening to the radio would be more entertaining. Seriously. Where to start? $30 cover, even on weekdays. I don't think Rhino Vegas even charges that much when things are dead. Inside you'll be treated to ugly tables, ugly old chairs, and an overall gross looking decor reminiscent of some of the worst strip clubs I've been to in very rural towns. No alcohol, but there's a two "drink" minimum. I bought a bottled water for $8. Seriously I'm not making this up. Apparently you can buy liquor next door and bring it over. That wouldn't actually bother me if I didn't have to pay $10 dollars for the coke you wanted to sell me.

The girls weren't that bad. Some were okay, but none wowed me. For what this place bills itself as - in the city, most elite club, $30 cover, I was expecting much better.

Not that it matters, though, because the dances are worthless. The $30 a song dances take place in a "cabana" with "curtains" but they're translucent. I watched a guy get a dance and there was almost no grindage, lots of air, and no touching. Why would anyone pay for that? I can get the same sitting at the stage? So I chose not to partake. VIP is $200 for 15 minutes, but I had no indication it would be at all worthwhile.