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2 years ago
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buffetlover
4 dancers on a Sunday night... but all it took was one.
Actually, I visited again this past weekend (this time on Saturday night, from 9pm-midnight). It was a little more promising. Over 10 dancers this time, a couple 8s. One thing about the vibe is that since it is less packed, I have to say the atmosphere is more chill, so there are pros and cons. Management and servers were overall very nice too, so I felt welcomed. I did do a few more $30 booth dances and I want to say they did seem a TINY bit shorter than when I got them on Sunday. So perhaps the 30% longer booth dances on Sunday is legit. On Saturday, they did also offer the 2-for-1 blue light every hour and there were actually available dancers when they called it this time around. Overall, I haven't given up on Noho just yet!
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2 years ago
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TheKid99
Expensive but good mileage if you get the right girl
What kind of dancers were there? Any Russian/Eastern European types? Did you do any 30$ topless dances, if so, how were they? Thanks.
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2 years ago
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buffetlover
Topless dances decent, VIP better, but be prepared for constant upsells and waitress hounding
Thanks all for the advice and for feeling my pain! Yeah.. I think post-covid + recession has really changed things. And all this up-selling is no fun. I'm just like you @boobsrus. I go to relax and unwind. I was able to in NYC because I was a regular at certain clubs, so the dancers knew me and it was chill. I think I just need to find the right club for me here in LA. Also @aleccorbett just to be clear, the dancer grabbed my wallet, and opened it, but she didn't take any cash out. She held it open in front of my face, waiting for me to remove the cash lol. Doesn't make it much better though =)
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2 years ago
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jack783
Florida
Not bad for a brief visit
I noticed you also posted a review for Bare Elegance, and you mentioned there were some Eastern Europeans at BE. How did the dancers compare from Synn West Hollywood to BE? I'm definitely trying to find a club with more Europeans, but not a fan of the prices at BE. Synn, on the other hand, their prices are fantastic (based off my time at the Synn North Hills location). Thanks!
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2 years ago
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buffetlover
High value, friendly atmosphere, safe enough... but pick a shift!
Thanks @DH7400. I've thought about BE... I been there a few times 20 years ago. But the prices are a bit on the high side for me, especially if I want to find a place to be a regular at. 4play I've never been to, but based on reviews... 3 LDs for $90, or... 3 for $40 at Synn NH. It's tough to swallow! I would definitely like to try out some of the OC clubs. Maybe will find an excuse and go with a buddy if I'm gonna drive 1+ hour to a club. Thanks as well @RiskA. Man... another vote for BE for EE. I'll have to give it a try one of these days... but actually SR in Van Nuys is decently close to me, that may be the one I try next. And lolll 8 hours.. no way! I think the longest I've ever stayed at a club is like 6... (in NYC). But it was with a few buddies and clubs in NYC (especially Queens) are very chill. If I'm going solo then yeah... 3-4 hours is my max. Appreciate the reccos!
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3 years ago
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Kd30k
fun to be had
Thanks so much @krithik! That was very helpful and detailed. I actually ended up caving and finally visited the club for the first time in 2 years. Will post my review soon but I saw pretty much exactly what you described. (And I think I know exactly which 7 and 8 EE dancers you’re talking about (Blaze and Crystal)?
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3 years ago
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GaseousClay
Friday Visit
Have you been back since? Curious to know how this place is these days in 2022. Thanks!
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3 years ago
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Kd30k
fun to be had
@techman Going to say it is topless, since that has always been G2000's lap dance situation. @Kd30k I have two follow up questions: (1) How was the dancer quality for the Eastern Europeans? Any pretty, younger/natural types? (2) I suppose there are still no single $20 dances offered either? Thanks!
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3 years ago
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Muddy
USA
Definitely not the year 2000 anymore
Thanks for the review/update. If they will just bring back single dances I will revisit!! Sigh~ I would hate to see this place go under... (Also, minor correction to your review, single dances up top were always $20, not 25)
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3 years ago
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throwthorw735
not as good after covid
Do they have the $100 private for 10 mins still? Man I wish they would just bring back the singles up top. I’d be back in a heart beat if that were the case.
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3 years ago
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schmoe31415
Whatever
A bit pricey, but gorgeous women and quality lap dances
Thanks man, very helpful =)
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3 years ago
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schmoe31415
Whatever
A bit pricey, but gorgeous women and quality lap dances
Interesting about the $60 "VIP LD" area. The times I went 2-3 years ago I don't remember that... The normal "free" lap dance area that you speak of, was it at least separated from the main stage? I'm having a hard time visualizing the "hallways" that you mention. Basically for me, I don't mind sharing a lap dance couch with people next to me (it kinda gives the "orgy" feel), but it would definitely be offputting if it's all viewable to people chilling in the club, not getting lap dances. (I hear ya about the "cagey" nature of the prices. I rarely have to deal with those price hustles anywhere else except for Rosewood and sometimes Saint Venus Theater (a similar establishment from years ago). It can definitely be a mood killer. You seem to have handled it well!)
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3 years ago
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GaseousClay
Deja Vu Noho Unmasked
Do you mean Victoria, as in the Russian Victoria (blonde). Or is this a different one?
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4 years ago
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brockl
Underwhelming Talent. Pass for Now - Try Again Later
Thank you for the review!!! The tall EE blonde sounds just like my speed too. Thank you for the heads up on the rest of the mix as well. I've been wanting to return, as I used to go to G2000 once a week pre-COVID. I think the 100/15 for VIP is not bad too, but I'd prefer the 20 per. Did you by chance here from any of the dancers/bartenders if they plan to go back to that model anytime soon? Thanks again~
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4 years ago
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Anthonyfit
No lap dances but still a great time
Thanks Anthonyfit. I'm so close to visiting Gallaghers again. The single lap dances are def a plus, but I think I could live with the $100 / 15 min ones too. Did it really last 15 mins though? I always feel like my times in the VIP room went by faster than anticipated, but I think I always forgot to look at my watch haha. Glad to hear you said mostly Eastern European dancers. Those are more my speed. Were they all new faces or were there familiar ones from pre-COVID days? During the VIP dance, did both your mask and the dancers mask come off? At any point was her face pretty close to your face or did she make it a point not to get to close to you for safety measures. In other words... did the dance feel as intimate as most lap dances usually are at G2K. Thanks!
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4 years ago
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blueskygreg
California
Not yet ready for prime time....
Thanks blueskygreg!!! And lol obelix5 you and I think similarly, but I actually would love to get 2 dancers at a time in VIP. I used to 7-8 years ago when the VIP price was a little bit cheaper ($160). Although with less than a dozen dancers working, it doesn't seem like getting 2 at a time seems plausible right now haha. SOON! I HOPE!
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4 years ago
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blueskygreg
California
Not yet ready for prime time....
Thank you blueskygreg. Was waiting for a G2000 review post launch, and finally got one. That is really too bad about no lap dances. This is what I am eagerly awaiting the return of. 100 for fifteen isn't too bad though, considering I would normally get 4-5 dances per dancer anyways. I actually rather do 15 mins VIP than 30 mins VIP so at least I can breakaway after 100 if I'm not feeling the dance... Few questions: 1) Can you describe the dancers that you saw there? I generally went at night for the Eastern European women. 2) Were the dancers wearing masks? Were the patrons wearing masks? Do you know if the lap dances (in VIP) are maskless? I'm guessing for the last question it's YMMV... Thanks man!
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4 years ago
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fabio21
used to be meh
Once I get my 2nd shot, I'll def be stopping by. How did you hear about the full dances part @lefty74red ? That's what I'm most curious about...
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4 years ago
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fabio21
used to be meh
G2000 has been my go-to club for over 10 years =( but have not gone back since March 2020 due to COVID. Really wanting to go back when they are open again with dancing, etc. I can't imagine the dancers I regularly got will still be around though. Show Palace (strip club near there) is opening today with apparently dances? No idea what kind...
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6 years ago
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champaignpoppy
Virginia
Definitely worth the private room.
It's def $180. 4-5 years ago it was $160.