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179 posts by gothamyte

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Make us laugh. Share a funny, true stripper story

(Apologies, if I've mentioned this before). So, boom; I'm at this stripper-house-party. In this case, it's a regular, residential, private, normal-looking, suburban home, where some local dude invited a bunch of random local ladies to take off their clothes and…

gothamyte· 3 wks ago 3

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Donnie Trump is the worst

I shoulda foreseen this. Ever since Trump stopped / cancelled the penny, it feels like I don't see random discarded pennies on the ground anymore. Confession: no lie, no jokes, this was my happy place hobby. Picking up loose change on…

gothamyte· 1 mo ago 2 28

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I keep getting dozens of daily spam phone calls

I don't block phone numbers because I realize that's not gonna stop it. I realize they're cloning fake numbers, etc. I happen to not have voicemail; so I don't get any voicemails--I can't get any voicemails, my voicemail doesn't exist. I…

gothamyte· 2 mos ago 1 14

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morbid: how many of your Facebook friends are deceased

I've got about a thousand Facebook friends. So far, 20 deceased--14 dudes, 6 gals. Kinda morbid for a Friday, but let's get into it. So, one day, it crossed my mind that I could name a few dudes, just off the…

gothamyte· 2 mos ago 1 8

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what should the aftermath be, if you were murdered at your favorite stripclub

taken from my own post: I never thought about it until the recent deadly shooting....but, as much as I visit stripclubs, what if I were to get murdered at one--what would I hope the aftermath to be? Close down the club…

gothamyte· 5 mos ago 22

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my favorite nude Reddit model vanished vanished

I dunno what happened to her. And I didnt catch her name. So, she's a young, slim, black chick. Was posting nudes of herself on Reddit, like daily, this year. Then poof, disappeared. But something about her stood out to me. Found…

gothamyte· 6 mos ago 9

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I crashed my car somewhere. I got a question....

So coming back home, one night this past week, I crashed my car -- inside my apartment community complex. My car is ok. There's a nice iron gate surrounding our apartment complex's parking lot. I hit one section of that…

gothamyte· 11 mos ago 12

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facebook & dancers

damns. facebook. man, like some of yall do, i also got dancers on my facebook as friends. and i'm finally finding some of their real ages LOL. some dancers i know are coincidentally celebrating their 30th birthday this year. i'm…

gothamyte· 1 yr ago 4

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What dancer stage name is a deal breaker for ye?

You're at your favorite strip club and the night is going good. You notice an attractive dancer you haven't seen before. Get a lapance from her and it's amazing. She's amazing. Plus it seems you two have chemistry. You're short…

gothamyte· 1 yr ago 35

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handyman took my broken part with him without asking

Weigh-in, y'all, please: My dishwasher was on the fritz. It's old. A handyman came by, replaced 2 parts and it's back in action. But, but, but: dude left with the broken part, without asking me if he could take it. Red…

gothamyte· 1 yr ago 13

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dammit! they done arrested the Naked Dolla Tree Twerker..?!?!

NSFW here's an article from just the other day; check it out https://converseer.com/woman-dances-naked-while-families-shop-in-family-dollar-store/#google_vignette here are some clips of her handiwork; my bad, her handiTwerk: (gyatt damn!!) https://www.shesfreaky.com/video/dollar-tree-twerk-1045722.html https://www.shesfreaky.com/video/family-dollar-wit-it-1035817.html https://www.shesfreaky.com/video/shaking-phat-ass-in-the-dollar-store-1043304.html https://www.shesfreaky.com/video/dollar-tree-thot-1030577.html https://www.shesfreaky.com/video/dollar-tree-thot-1034040.html https://www.shesfreaky.com/video/random-clip-21351-1038405.html https://www.shesfreaky.com/video/so-i-can-get-that-for-a-dollar-1043069.html

gothamyte· 1 yr ago 5

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name eerie photos that captured celebs together who soon died together...!

offhand I can think of 2 groups: if you Google it, there's a picture of Mother Teresa with Princess Diana, together in the same picture. They were both in New York City together & perhaps walked the streets of The Bronx…

gothamyte· 1 yr ago 4

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Name yo favorite off-night stripclub nights and WHY

Fridays and Saturday nights are traditionally the most popular stripclub nights but, for you, what have been your most memorable non-tradional strip club nights and why

gothamyte· 1 yr ago 3

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$1.25? Really? Lottery players, come here; please

True story that once happened to me....years ago, (I can't remember exactly when; at least a decade ago or more), I remember one day randomly checking some of my lottery tickets at a small store. I can't remember exactly what…

gothamyte· 1 yr ago 1 2

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aye, how y'all feel about the prediction Trump will usher the next Depression??

i'm sure y'all can find it on the internets. I don't know if y'all heard but a YouTuber predicted trump would get shot in the ear and win re-election months before he actually got shot in the ear and now…

gothamyte· 1 yr ago 7

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I feel bad for Kamala voters today in 2024. Man, I got hip back in 2004...

I didn't and wouldn't vote for Trump. No way. But I was careful about criticizing him. And I guessed he could win re-election. Because I learned a lesson back in 2004. Thanks to: Bush Jr. I thought no way in Hell would Bush…

gothamyte· 1 yr ago 1

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a work client accidentally sent me her nudes, few yrs ago lol

dog, I'd be mortified So, I'm deleting any and all old, crazy, text messages on my phone (it's a slow day here at my job dince its apparently Columbus Day / Indigenous Peoples Day). Didn't realize how many junk texts I…

gothamyte· 1 yr ago 1 9

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ghostwrite some dope bars for my mans, Papa Trump

(this is all in fun) you know tonight at the convention, Papa Trump gonna drop a double CD mixtape go on ahead and bust some gold Trump bars Biden 2024!!

gothamyte· 1 yr ago 1 4

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caitlyn clark in the wnba playoffs. good or bad?

there are 12 teams in the wnba. only 8 get to go to the playoffs. 4 teams stay home. 4 from the east, plays against 4 from the west in the playoffs. 4 bottom teams stay home. currently it's a battle between caitlyn's indiana fever…

gothamyte· 2 yrs ago 1 11

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Offbeat question: why did Super Fuego, the Maryland strip club close?

I know, I know: many if you aren't living in this area; Maryland. But maybe you can still take a stab at it and answer the question for me. The Covid Pandemic was in the year 2020. The Maryland strip club…

gothamyte· 2 yrs ago 2 17

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If your favorite SC filmed inside shenanigans nightly and posted would you care

Most of us are familiar with The Dancing Bear porn series, where a dude in a bear costume shows up at a ladies-night-only event, the guy unmasks himself from his bear costume walks around the room and ladies suck him…

gothamyte· 2 yrs ago 1 20

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It's Friday! Who's hittin the SC tonight? Whatchoo lookin forward to?

God willing lol I'm hitting the strip club tonight. Haven't gone this month yet. Hoping my favorite dancer is there but I never call ahead or give her a heads up. It's also nice to check out the other talent. But…

gothamyte· 2 yrs ago 1 4

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I couldn't believe she had a website....

Man, I wish I screenshoted that joint Like a decade ago, I was browsing the local escort websites online. Saw one ad where a chick included a website link at the bottom of her ad. Curious, I clicked it. This chick created…

gothamyte· 2 yrs ago 14

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Dancer gives you her cell#. You Google it?

lol See if she escorts on the side---on the interwebs with that same# ? Etc. And if she does, what's your next move? Is it a better price seeing her at the club---or versus getting the escort version of her?

gothamyte· 2 yrs ago 12

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I shouldn't be surprised; but it made me sad...

so, I got a random private DM from a stripper who I ain't heard from in maybe a decade. honestly, i wasn't sure if she was dead or alive--I knew she had health issues and I hadn't seen her around.…

gothamyte· 2 yrs ago 1 16
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