Reviews by thefever

So I popped in to Mystique upon the recommendation of a friend. The club is located in an industrial area with one road going in and out of the place. Felt a bit sketchy as I was driving in but that was alleviated when I saw the amount of cars in the parking lot. The lot was full so I parked on the street maybe 200 yards from the club. Entrance fee was $20 on a Saturday night, ID check and no pat down. As you enter the club you’re faced with the main stage to the right with seats all around it. To the left and up a few steps was the main bar area. Rectangular bar with seats around the whole thing. Along the the walls of the bar are couches where patrons sit with the dancers. The club is clean, well-lit with some neon lights on the walls. One wall had neon angel wings I think and some catchy phrases. I ordered a Heineken from the bar which was $7. There were three bartenders on shift two Latinas and one light skinned black girl. The dancers were a mix of black, Latina and Eastern European. I was surprised to see that amount of EE girls at a club outside of NJ or NYC. I was approached by an Uzbek girl and she informed me that the majority of the other girls there were from Ukraine and Russia, former USSR. Was a good mix some cute, some not so cute. Some had a lot of tattoos, some didn’t. The hottest girls there were three Brazilians that started not too long ago. I asked one of the Brazilians how the dance situation was and was informed that it was $25 per song. I finished my beer and left without any dances as it was getting late and I needed to get back to the city. Also, wasn’t feeling it that night as I had a pretty heavy dinner and lap dances were probably not a good idea. The girls while cute, didn’t seem to want to be there and most were preoccupied on their phones. I’d come back to this place maybe on a Friday. It was a decent crowd, good mix of people, no riff raff. Sucks that they close at 2am though.

Visited before midnight on a Friday. Cover was $30 and coat check was $3. Bar on the right as you walk in had a couple of empty seats. To the side of the bar are two mini stage areas where dancers perform a 3 song set that coincides with the main stage. I was greeted by a waitress who offered a seat in the main area but I declined and opted to sit at the bar. Vodka soda was $19. There were a lot of dancers that night. Eastern Europeans, Latina, couple of black. Was approached by a few but just wanted to relax for the time being. I finally got to talking to a very pretty and petite Colombian. Got a few of dances from her at $20 a pop. Dances were good, not as much contact as I’d like but was offered a more private experience which I turned down. The main area isn’t much bigger than the bar section. Bigger stage with two poles. The girls can’t really do too many tricks as space is pretty limited and the ceiling low. There are tables all over and couches on the walls where dances take place. Got got a couple more dances from a blonde Ukrainian. Dance quality was about the same but she also pushed the private room and promised I would have a wonderful time. Didn’t want to drop that much coin so I went back to the bar and got another drink. Chatted up with the bartender and left for the night. Cover at this place is pricey, drinks are standard for a Manhattan strip club. Private room prices are outrageous. But it’s a New York staple people will keep coming back.

Checked out this club on a Thursday evening. Didn’t park in their lot because it was full. There’s a residential area on the same street which had ample parking. Walked into the club, no cover. To the right is a vending machine for cigarettes. Like how often do you see that nowadays?! On a slightly elevated level to the right are lap dance areas. Right in front of the door is an oddly shaped bar maybe a weird L or a lower case J. That really depends how you look at it. The bar encircles a stage with two poles and a swing. Bathrooms are to the left rear, couple of high tops and a pool table. There’s an upstairs cigar lounge which I didn’t go to because I don’t want to smell like smoke. At any given time there was probably 5-7 girls dancing. The girls dance around, come down and collect tips and go back on again. After this second stage trip they make the rounds once more for tips. The dollar parade sucked. Beer was $7 bucks. Girls are a wide range here. Mostly Eastern European, some latinas and Brazilians and a couple AA. Got a couple of dances from this Eastern European, went to one room and it had a nice comfy couch. $20 bucks a dance. Decent touching, nice grind, not bad. Took a skinny Brazilian for some dances. Different room, this one just had a flat wooden bench built into the wall. Super uncomfortable area, dance was kind of wack. Not so much touching, a bit cold. Hit or miss this place. Really depends on the girl you get. Most of them are attractive, no fatties, no snaggletooths. The constant tipping is annoying as shit though. This is twice a year place for me.

Visited on Friday night as I was passing through Brooklyn on my way to Queens. Pumps is located in a weird intersection triangle with limited street parking. As you walk in there’s a pat down from the bouncer and an ID scan, no cover. To the left is the bar and behind that is the stage with two poles. There were 3 girls on stage and I think two or three bartenders working. The rest of the girls were sitting on the far end of the bar or chatting up customers. Couple of high tops around the club and the lap dance area were towards the rear of the venue. Heineken was $9. What was to follow was one of the most brutal dollar parades I’ve experienced. The girls would get off the stage, collect tips, get back on and collect once more after their set is over. It’s pretty rapid fire and annoying. Girls are hot. Lots of natural bodies, maybe one was enhanced. Majority of the women were tatted up and pierced, funky colored hair. If you’re into alt girls you’re in luck. Seems like they’d rather spend the money on the tats than on boob jobs here. Lots of white girls only a couple of latinas and one AA. What I sensed was the girls were miserable. Like they didn’t seem friendly, fake smiles, just had this lethargic attitude. Was considering getting a dance and was told it was like $20 bucks a song but you had to pay to have access to the back or something. Lost interest right there. Plus some of these chicks didn’t look so fresh so that was a little off putting. The rock/metal music was good. Probably won’t go back.

Did some shopping in NJ and decided to stop by the Hitching Post to see what it’s all about. Saturday afternoon around 2PM walked in the place and it was somewhat busy. Patrons were old and young, guys in construction gear, guys in track suits, a whole mix. As soon as you walk into the place the DJ booth is to the right, host/table and ATM to the left. No cover charge. The rectangular stage is right in the middle of the venue and surrounding half of it to the left is a u shaped bar. The other half of the stage is exposed like a catwalk but instead of a bar around it there’s tables in a sunken area. A pole on each end of the stage did not get touched the entire time I was there. Several lap dance areas around the club. Three bartenders and about 10-15 girls. I’d say all Latina except for one American blonde who was talking to me about Florida when she came around. Girls come around twice after their set to collect tips. Heineken was $7. Surprised that the place had a full menu of food. From bar fare to pasta, pizza and steak. Reasonably priced but didn’t try. Place was too dark for me. Couldn’t see shit, the music was a little loud and the bartenders weren’t as attentive. Took about 10 minutes before I got my drink. Was told there’s more of a mix of girls at night from American to EE if that’s your thing. Didn’t get any dances. Maybe next time. Spend about half an hour total there.

Went to Rick’s with a couple of my buddies on a Friday night. Probably got there around midnight and was comped admission by the doorman we know. Normally it’s $20 cover per. Was led to a table by the host and it took a little bit for the waitress to come and take our drink orders. When she got there she reminded us that there’s a two drink minimum to sit at the tables. A round which consisted of bourbon, a beer and a vodka soda was $54. They always try to upsell the double at Rick’s. Lately Rick’s has the most amount of girls in a club at any given time. Tons of flavors to choose from, lots of ethnicities. Lap dances are $20 still and they seem to go longer than the standard song. Mileage is minimal and obviously they push for the rooms for a little more privacy. What I noticed is that the staff there has a real cold attitude. They’re not as friendly as other clubs, the hosts or floor managers are pushing girls to go talk to everyone. The girls are scrambling from one patron to another for lap dances. It’s too fast paced. Lots of girls but no stunners like in the past. Girls are attractive for sure, but some might even say that the QC has slipped. It’s a factory feel, it’s loud and crowded with not a lot of space to move. Kind of a miss that night.

Went back to Gallaghers on a Thursday night. Place was kind of slow on a night that’s usually busy. There were over ten girls working but definitely not more than twenty. Mostly latinas with a couple of Europeans and AA thrown in the mix. $10 cover with coat check. $11-16 for drinks. Standard 3 song set when the girls are on the stage followed by a dollar parade. Opted to go get a private dance for half an hour at $200. Nice time in the room, mutual touching, nothing crazy. Tipped the girl $30 after. This place isn’t as good as it used to be. I keep coming back hoping that it’ll reach its former glory but that’s a pipe dream. The club is in desperate need of a renovation. I mean complete overhaul of the venue. I’m not sure how much longer I’ll keep going here, each time there are less girls and the ones you keep seeing are the veterans who will probably go down with the ship. It’s a shame because at one point this was the place to go to in Queens. When this club finally shutters it’ll definitely be the end of an era.

It’s been a while since I’ve been here. The good news is that this place is still open. Bad news is that it hasn’t changed much. Same old creaky chairs at the bar, same decor, same lighting and the same vibe. And by vibe I mean that it’s no Manhattan club, it’s your typical Queens joint where the stage is at the center of the bar and there’s a dollar parade after each 3 song set by the girls. The majority of the girls are Latina, couple of black girls, few Eastern Europeans. The lineup is definitely anemic. Gone are the days that you’d have 5 girls on stage, the bar would be packed and the side rails filled. Drink prices went up by a couple of bucks. Food is still inexpensive with an entree still coming in at less than $10. They did away with the steak specials. The worst change is that there’s no longer lap dances on offer. No more $20 dances. Everything is a private dance; $100 for 15 minutes or $200 for half an hour. Can’t really have your appetizer sampler before you settle on the main course. This is incredibly disappointing. There’s a $10 cover after a certain time on Friday and Saturday. Back in the day, you’d find girls here that rivaled the talent in the city. This place is now but a shell of its former self.

Came here on a Saturday night around 11PM. The club is located downstairs in the old Flashdancers location. Everything is pretty much accented in blue, from the lighting, to the stage to the upholstery. Didn’t pay a cover as I was given a pass from other other sapphire location. I believe it would’ve been $20 normally. Sat at the bar and noticed there was probably 15-20 dancers on shift. Ordered a beer which was $12, typical for Manhattan clubs. The dancer quality was ok. This location has always been geared towards tourists and the dancers were all about the hustle and everyone just came up and asked if you wanted a dance. Very direct and to the point. A dancer told me a dance was $40 and when I asked her how come she’s double the price of everyone else she said she’s an independent contractor and could charge whatever she wanted. I politely declined. I didn’t stay for too long as I didn’t find any girl that was my type. The mood wasn’t that lively for a Saturday night and frankly Sapphire 60 and 39 are much better options. This Times Square location isn’t on par with the other ones. Granted it’s new and shiny, but it doesn’t match the atmosphere of the other clubs in the portfolio.

Was out in LI for work and decided to come here to check out what SCs in LI were all about. Came to the club around 10pm, no cover, bar situated right when you walk in. Room to the left with the pole was empty and one girl was dancing on the stage for no reason. Drink prices were comparable to Manhattan, 4 dancers working and 2 of them shouldn’t have been taking their clothes off for a living. Overweight, tattooed and pushy with Club was dead at 10pm, probably like 3 customers total when I got there. Bartender was friendly though. Totally disappointed, stayed for one drink and left.

So I’m writing this review as I’m actually sitting at the bar or Beamers in Stamford. As you walk in, you’ll see bar on your right occupying the back wall. It’s a nice wooden bar, something you’ll find at your neighborhood Irish pub. Not a crazy selection of bottles and the fridge containing the beer looks out place since it’s so lit up. There’s two pool tables right next to the bar and the main stage is to the left. There’s two poles on the stage and a multitude of chairs that don’t look super comfy. This place has a neighborhood bar feel where everyone does know your name. It’s pretty dead right now. Considering they open from 3pm-1am it’s almost at the halfway point at 5pm. It’s really a scene out of a movie where a drop is going to happen. There’s 3 guys at the bar. One dancer on stage, one on her phone and another with a customer. Not gonna go to the back and pay the fee since there’s probably no action there at the moment. My Jim Beam was $11 bucks, offered a dance for $25. Kind of disappointed since I’ve heard a lot of good things about this place. May come back when it’s busier.

So I happened upon this place because a friend of mine got the invite. We ended up at the Penn Station location which is a nice restaurant/bar. Upon entering, it was $40 each which included the coat check and food. They had sliders, chicken fingers, wings and some other stuff on offer and all of it was pretty good. The drinks were priced like any normal NYC bar and weren't jacked up because of the event. There was a decent amount of girls here. A few were hot but most of them were ok. Not your typical done up stripper, but they looked more like girl next door types that happened to be dressed a little more provocatively. The girls were mostly approaching guys eager to start a conversation before asking for their dances. It's a welcome change to the typical strip club routine because the ladies are not as aggressive. When you do decide to get your dance you have the option of going upstairs to their private area or downstairs to the big function room. I went downstairs and there were couches and dividers and dances were given right there. Bouncers were walking around to make sure nothing "crazy" was going on but they didn't hawk you like typical strip clubs. The mileage definitely varies depending on the girl and how much she's had to drink with you at the bar. Most of the girls here don't have that crazy hustle factor and they seem to just want to make some extra cash. My experience was good on this night. Took the girl I was with for maybe 10 dances broken up in two sessions. $20 a dance. My buddy who invited me mentioned that sometimes these events can be total busts. But that depends on the venue and which girls show up. I probably would go back. I like the option of snacking on bar food between lap dances while not being at an actual strip club. It was a different experience.

So I wanted to check this place out to see what the fuss was about so I came here on a Wednesday night because I was bored. There was no cover and after the customary pat down and license scan, I sat at the bar. Bar is long with three poles. Neon and LED signs lit the top of the bar and one bartender was on shift. Decor was cool. There were two dirt bikes on the ceiling wrapped in Christmas lights and your typical strip club signage all over the place. Bourbon on the rocks was $8 which I thought was decently priced. The mimosa for the dancer I sat with was $20. The girls were a mix of Hispanic and black. There were a couple of white dancers and apparently this club employs a lot of alternative models. The heavily tattooed and pierced variety. It was early when I got here so it was fairly quiet. Only thing I wasn't crazy about was the very frequent dollar parade and the bartender wouldn't leave until you left a tip. She scolded a few patrons who didn't produce said tip right after she delivered their drinks. She even waited around after bringing you singles after you've asked for change to tip the dancers. Off the beaten path. So unless I was in that vicinity I probably wouldn't go back.

Just want to reiterate what everyone else said. This place is small and kind of dead. Visited on a Monday night and there was no cover at the door. When you enter, the bar is on the left side and so is the stage. There are two poles where the girls dance and next to it the bar. On the right after the entrance are chairs and tables but there's like maybe two tables and 8 chairs where the girls were sitting. Beers were 9 bucks and there's a dollar parade in full effect. Didn't get any dances as the dancers didn't tickle my fancy. Eastern European girls on had but the talent was totally lacking. Nothing to really write home about, first and last time I'll be here.

This club completes the trifecta along with its sister clubs Flashdancers and Private Eyes. This being the middle, Flash being the favorite and Private Eyes the red headed step child. The club is located in the Fidi/TriBeCa area so the action it sees are from guys that work in the financial world or people that purposely go there. The club itself is decent. Long bar when you walk in and the main area with the seating and stage in the back. I was told this club had undergone a recent renovation but it looks the same from the last time I was here. Prices for drinks are standard as in NYC clubs $10 for beers while mixed drinks and cocktails will be more. The girls here are not bad. Some are hot some not so hot. The main area is a bit too crowded for for my tastes and lap dances are done on the cushioned seats that line the perimeter of the room. Lap dances are $20 bucks, private rooms are highway robbery. I suppose it's a cool spot if you work down here and are looking for a quick fix before you go home to your wife and kids. Otherwise I'd travel uptown and go elsewhere.

Went here with a couple of buddies as one of them knew the DJ. We were given free entrance to the club and checked our coats with the girl up front. You walk up some stairs and immediately are faced with a circular bar and a pole next to it. The bar itself was an island and would have been cool had it been filled. As you meander further through the hallway you'll enter the main area where there are couches. The stage is to the left of the door and the elevated vip is next to the DJ booth opposite the entrance to this room. It was about 9pm Friday night when we came here and you just got this vibe that this place was not going to pick up at all. The girls were ok at best and the customers outnumbered the talent even though the place had at most twenty guys there. Drinks were standard Manhattan prices and dances were $20. I couldn't wait to leave since it was so dead in this place. At most we stayed for about half an hour. Wouldn't go back.

Place is right in Astoria on the main drag, Steinway. It's a little hard to find parking here, but once you're in its awesome. Big club, nice and spacious. Kind of like a Vegas style place. Lap dances were a good value. I think it was 30 bucks you pay the guy and you go into a booth with a girl. The girls ranged from Latina, black to Eastern European. Quality of girls was pretty good. A lot of lookers and only a couple of pigs. Mostly plays hip hop and rap and there was a lot of Rick Ross making it rain type shit going on. Girls were extremely friendly as we sat in the VIP area and got bottle service. Good experience but you definitely have to come after midnight because it gets good after that. As a warning it can get really crowded so be prepared. You can always hang out a the back bar but there's not much action there. Best vantage point was from the elevated vip area. Will come back. Had a great time.

Came here with a buddy who knew a couple of girls. It was a Thursday night and the place was happening. Upon entry, you have to check your coat and bags and being that we're having some weird weather in NYC as of late, I had to check my rain coat. The club is really nice, not the nicest club in NYC but definitely in the top 5 in terms of decor and interior. There's a sunken floor in the middle where the main stage is. Two bars flank the stage on the left and right and further right is a VIP seating area where we got bottle service. The girls were attractive, but once again not the hottest girls in NYC. There's a couple of places in manhattan where almost all the girls are 8s and above. Pretty good mix of ethnicities we had a lot of Latina girls in our presence since my friend prefers them over others. Eastern European, black, Asian, white, you name it you got it here. Prices are standard for a manhattan club. $20 for lap dances and drink prices are what you'd expect. Besides the bottles we got beers also and some shots of whiskey. If you want a massage there are massage girls walking around offering those too. Overall, Sapphires is a good place to come to. A bit inaccessible compared to other places since its right under the queensboro bridge, but worth the trip. Dancers were friendly and not pushy which is always a plus.

Went to TJ with a couple of buddies and ended up at Adelita bar the first day we were there. After we crossed the new border entrance from San Ysidro, we hopped in a yellow cab and told the driver to take us to Adelita. When you walk in the place, it's a bit smoky and pretty dark. The decor isn't as swanky and it's not as big as I'd imagined it to be. There's a few tables and chairs and a couple of stages where girls dance. We went there in the afternoon and there weren't that many girls walking around. Beers were pretty cheap especially domestic. The waiters bring you girls as soon as you sit down. The quality of girls is OK being that it wasn't prime time when we went had to do with them just being OK. You don't really come here for lap dances and whenever you're ready just take the girl upstairs and take care of business. Money does go a long way here and after all is said and done you can go outside and get some pretty cheap tacos if you're feeling adventurous.

I've been to Flashdancers several times and every time the selection of girls does not disappoint. The club itself is in a basement and you are greeted by a man behind a cash register as you make it down the stairs. There's a $10 cover before 8pm and it's $20 after. When you enter the club area, you are by the bar right away, the main stages are to the right and the restrooms and private dance ares to the left. The bar is rectangular with 2 dancers usually dancing in the middle. The drinks here are on the expensive side, i remember ordering a bourbon and it cost me like $15 dollars. The waitresses are pretty pushy when it comes to the patrons buying dancers drinks. If you want to save some money come during happy hour but i know it ends pretty early. I made it here one time before the shift change and right at 8PM they had all the night shift dancers parade on stage as their names were called to have the club see who was on the roster that night. It was the first time i saw something like this and i must say it was different and kind of cool to see. The girls here run the gamut from Eastern European, Asian, black, white and Latina. The quality here is pretty good being that this is the flagship of clubs along with its sisters, Private Eyes and NY Dolls. The girls are not too pushy, but when they do talk to you they usually want to go to the private area. Lap dances are your standard $20 and they're done in this designated area off to the side of the stage. I've seen some real hotties here at Flash, but be prepared to spend money when you come here. If you don't want to be harassed like crazy, sit at the bar, have some singles ready for the girls dancing and enjoy your night. Believe it or not, the 2nd best place to sit when you don't want the constant "wanna dance?" routine is right on stage. The dollar parade is non existent and you tip at your own leisure.

Came here on a Thursday with a buddy since he was meeting a friend that worked here. I've hear about Lace for a long time but didn't really have a reason or the time to visit until now. He was already inside and since it was after 8pm I paid the $20 cover to get in. The place was quiet when I walked in. There were 3 poles from what I can remember and each one was occupied by a dancer doing her thing. The majority of the girls were just talking to each other waiting for customers to arrive. It was the standard Russian girls with a few black girls and a couple of Asians making the rounds. Girls were ok, nobody really stood out and grabbed my fancy. I ordered a Heineken which cost me $9 and waited for my friend to finish his lap dances. They were given in full view of everyone else on the floor since we were in a section where the seats were against the wall. The club was very clean, the upstairs area had another bar and fancier leather couches. We didnt really stay that late at Lace. The place was clean, kind of boring but wasn't too crazy. Who knows, I might be back.

Where to start? Well visited the this club on a Friday night since I was in NJ hanging out with a few friends. A buddy of mine had mentioned that this place is pretty good, fully nude, BYOB joint so we decided to pop in. A bit of a warning for you if you go here. Bring your BEATER car. I can't stress that enough. The parking lot in this place is a complete clusterfuck and if you drive something fancy, you most likely will end up with some sort of door ding or dent at this joint. Anyway, walked in the door and was greeted by the doorguy/money collector. After you sign your name on some clipboard and pay the man $20, you're given a bracelet and in you go. First impression of this place is that it's pretty damn dirty. I mean you have cans and bottles all over the place, there's bottle openers all over the walls and there's a lot of people getting trashed. I was wondering to myself how these people will get home being that there isn't public transportation close to this place and that the parking lot was full so I would assume everyone here drove. You have a bar selling you soda, chips and other snacks. And if you're really hungry you can treat yourself to a big pretzel or personal pizzas they keep warm on a little oven/display case on the bar. The cool thing about this place though is how long your money goes. I live in NYC and we were surprised that if you bring like $200 bucks to this place you'll have a really good time. Hott 22 is a club that's got a whole mix of girls. I mean you have almost every ethnicity represented and the quality goes from the occasional 9 to the complete and utter train wreck. Lap dances were $20 bucks a pop and you're spirited away to this room with "seats" against the wall divided by wooden slats. Depending on the girl you get you can get nude lapdances but they put these really gross pieces of fabric on you. The mileage I got here was outstanding even for just lapdances, but like always YMMV. I saw a girl that was no joke a 9 and just had to get a private room session with her. It was $225 for the room for half an hour and I won't say anymore than it was worth EVERY damn penny. Would I go back to this place? Sure, if I was in the area again it'd be my first stop. Just make sure you wear shitty clothes when you come here because like me, you'll probably want to douse them in kerosene and set them ablaze after a visit. Find the right girl, feel her out, get yourself some private time and you'll probably leave happy.

So after dinner in NYC's Koreatown, me and a friend decided we'd pay Rick's a visit. We arrived at Rick's at around 7:30PM in a Thursday night and were pretty excited to come to this place. The cover was $20 which included the coat check. As you walk into the main part of the club, you'll see several tables all over and a bar towards the back. The main stage is to the left and there's a staircase flanking it for the upstairs area. As far as I could see the upstairs section had more tables and offered a pretty good vantage point for the whole club. The place is nice and clean; pretty well kept but not as posh as Penthouse Executive but that's pretty much the standard for how strip clubs should look. We sat at the bar and ordered some beers. They were like $10 a piece which is pretty much the going rate for NYC strip clubs. We were immediately approached by a couple of dancers who were very attractive. I mean, the dancers at this place are top notch. There is a whole mix of girls here, eastern european, black, all american, latinas and asian. I was surprised at the quality of the asian girls at this place, they were pretty much plastic with bolt ons, but HOT. A pretty brazilian started to chat me up while a blonde, cali girl conversed with my friend. The brazilian was pretty but not five minutes after the conversation started she starts talking about the private room etc. When I showed little interest, she said her goodbye and I was immediately in the presence of a cute black girl. She asked if I would buy her and drink and me being a bit generous that night obliged. The bartender however, reminded me that happy hour was over at 8PM and her drink would be full price. I said "ok" and it came out to a whopping $18 bucks for a grey goose/cran. Nice of him to give me a heads up though. Didn't get any dances that night, because my friend was already a little inebriated from dinner and happy hour and I was going to have to babysit. Left Rick's a little unsatisfied since the girls were pretty much vultures at that place. I think out of all the NYC clubs, the girls here are top notch. However, don't expect deep conversations as the talent here WILL let you know that they're after what's in your wallet and they're really not subtle about it.

Came here on a Monday night with a buddy after a work party he had. This place is super SWANKY! I mean, leather chairs, curtains, nice carpet, wood everywhere, the works! When we got there there was no cover being that it was a Monday night but normally it's like $30 bucks to get in this place. Sat down at the downstairs bar where it's off to the side of the main stage. Beers were not bad at $11 bucks a pop and from this vantage point you get a good view of the sunken area with all the tables and chairs. The main stage is towards the back flanked by two more seating areas. The upstairs lounge area houses another smaller bar and Robert's steakhouse. There are chairs and small tables up here and this is where all the girls were being that we got there around 7PM. They were all hanging out with guys having dinner and guys already at the lounge area. I envisioned the Steakhouse to be much bigger than it actually was. I hear the food is good here, so next time we'll definitely give it a shot. The girls at PH are top of the range talent. I mean, we're talking model material here. It's no surprise that the hottest entertainers want to work at this place. Dances were $20 bucks a pop and I got two from this tall model looking girl. The whole time she was around she kept pushing the private room which I was quoted at $600 for the girl and $300 for the club. Very steep, but from what I hear, worth it. When I declined numerous times, she upped and left. The hustle factor is very high at this place. Bottom line is you have to have a pretty big bankroll and a lot of disposable income to truly enjoy this PH I mean, all the girls here were 8 and above. It's truly a wonderland if you're looking for that fantasy girl but the dollar speaks volumes at this club.

Located on Queens Blvd in Sunnyside, Secrets is owned by the same people that run Rouge and Risque. The club itself bigger than Risque but smaller that Rouge. When you enter, you're greeted by a bouncer and immediately you're in the club. The length of the place is just as long as the bar which stretches from the front of the establishment to the back. Behind the bar is the stage with a couple of poles and across from the bar is the cheap seats with stools. There was no cover during my visit to this club. The drinks are typical for a strip club in Queens, I paid $8 for a beer. The selection of girls was mixed here, black, spanish, asian, eastern european were represented on this particular night. I didn't get any dances but they're $25 per song and take place in the back. That's where the VIP room is also. The girls here were ok in terms of looks. Definitely not the same as some other Queens places, but the club has a really chill atmosphere. The girls didn't bother you at all and all of them had smiles on their faces. Management here is incredibly friendly and the rest of the staff has the same attitude. Bartenders were very cute as well. I'd come back. I just have to figure out when.