Where to start? Well visited the...

Where to start? Well visited the this club on a Friday night since I was in NJ hanging out with a few friends. A buddy of mine had mentioned that this place is pretty good, fully nude, BYOB joint so we decided to pop in. A bit of a warning for you if you go here. Bring your BEATER car. I can't stress that enough. The parking lot in this place is a complete clusterfuck and if you drive something fancy, you most likely will end up with some sort of door ding or dent at this joint.

Anyway, walked in the door and was greeted by the doorguy/money collector. After you sign your name on some clipboard and pay the man $20, you're given a bracelet and in you go. First impression of this place is that it's pretty damn dirty. I mean you have cans and bottles all over the place, there's bottle openers all over the walls and there's a lot of people getting trashed. I was wondering to myself how these people will get home being that there isn't public transportation close to this place and that the parking lot was full so I would assume everyone here drove. You have a bar selling you soda, chips and other snacks. And if you're really hungry you can treat yourself to a big pretzel or personal pizzas they keep warm on a little oven/display case on the bar.

The cool thing about this place though is how long your money goes. I live in NYC and we were surprised that if you bring like $200 bucks to this place you'll have a really good time. Hott 22 is a club that's got a whole mix of girls. I mean you have almost every ethnicity represented and the quality goes from the occasional 9 to the complete and utter train wreck. Lap dances were $20 bucks a pop and you're spirited away to this room with "seats" against the wall divided by wooden slats. Depending on the girl you get you can get nude lapdances but they put these really gross pieces of fabric on you. The mileage I got here was outstanding even for just lapdances, but like always YMMV. I saw a girl that was no joke a 9 and just had to get a private room session with her. It was $225 for the room for half an hour and I won't say anymore than it was worth EVERY damn penny.