Michigan

Fugly. Pass.

50, and she's had plenty of plastic surgery.

Chrissy was also robotic/monotone with me last year as well. Seems drugged or disinterested. Mentioned it to her and she said she hears that…

I've been quoted twice the going dance rate I'm guessing based on how I was dressed. I immediately shot her down. She then cut…

So, it seems like I have to adjust my strip club standards after leaving the Midwest and now living in the Pacific Northwest. The…

Tallest*

Can recall talkesy. Shortest was 4'9". I prefer taller women though.

I think you are confusing "niceness" with hustling.

Lol, wants standard "band", but can't even spell banned properly.

You won't like hot tub sex. The water washes out all the natural lubrication.

Strippercutie404 for me

Where were the girls like you when I was younger?!?!?!

Go the subliminal route and view porn/Smit together with women that have bolt-ons. Maybe she'll be like ... Hmmm those don't look too bad.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm up for a few hours of lovin' from strippercutie404 :)

Give yourself a few years in this industry, see how jaded some of the strippers are, hopefully you don't become jaded yourself, and then…

I'm going down to the Bunny Ranch next month just to check it out. We'll see what happens.

Avoid the entire state of Missouri

I'm new to Washington ... What are the decent clubs in this area of the country?

Well, this is the only club I've been to in the greater Seattle area and I was not impressed. I won't be going back.…

You'd think after a year of ownership that the new management would have turned this place around. Unfortunately, that's not the case. The good…

$20 before 12?!??!? WTF!

It's at the same location as all the previous failed clubs. Good luck.

That girl was a ripoffbitch.

It would not have taken much to improve this club from the previous Bob Romanik ownership. However, Scarlett's has failed. Bathroom troll ... fail.…

Been awhile since I have been here and thought it was worth a visit to see if things had improved but I was wrong.…