Reviews by Michigan

Well went to Pandoras after a long break to have some fun. Pandoras has been having a large lineup on Friday and Saturday evenings if you keep up with their Instagram page. Dances here are…

Went to Pandora's on a Tuesday evening to see a dancer who I had not see since the beginning of the pandemic. It was good seeing her and getting caught up. Decided to do a…

Initially I passed this club since a large group of Prospect motorcycle members were parked all around this place. I then went to Pandora's (no review, it sucked). Came back, and less bikers were around.…

Was in town for the weekend and needed a strip club fix since the Seattle clubs have been closed for over a year now due to the pandemic. The hours are greatly reduced and is…

Well I checked this place out after a long, 1.5 year absence. It has recently changed ownership and name to Pony T's, but it still has the signage up for PT's. It's pretty much an…

Kind of a odd place. Only a couple of girls working. Basically, I think you just going in there ahead of time knowing who you want to see and what you want to get, and…

Decided to go to Kittens after a several month absence. Found a parking spot since I got there early, but normally parking is a pain. Door fee was $10, and mandatory first drink (soda) was…

I told myself not to bother with this club anymore, but I did not feel like driving up to Seattle and so I decided to give it another shot. Wow, was that a mistake. $22…

Seems like a decent enough club, I just wish it was bigger. Two small stages, two rows of not very private booths for dances, and an okay amount of general seating. At least they could…

I was in the area for a business trip, so I figured I'd do some sightseeing. Finding this place with a GPS was a little difficult. The establishment is in a industrial type of area and…

First visit to Kittens and was way more impressed than the two clubs over in Lakewood. Location seemed safe. Parking was easy enough when I arrived at 9 pm. Cover was $16 if I recall…

So, it seems like I have to adjust my strip club standards after leaving the Midwest and now living in the Pacific Northwest. The clubs here seem to be more highly regulated and more expensive.…

Well, this is the only club I've been to in the greater Seattle area and I was not impressed. I won't be going back. The clubs in Illinois and Michigan are way better in regards…

You'd think after a year of ownership that the new management would have turned this place around. Unfortunately, that's not the case. The good news, the porn is off the TVs. No more Bob. No…

It would not have taken much to improve this club from the previous Bob Romanik ownership. However, Scarlett's has failed. Bathroom troll ... fail. Higher fees ... fail. Dancers coming and going as they please…

Been awhile since I have been here and thought it was worth a visit to see if things had improved but I was wrong. Upon arrival Amber immediately wanted my money. I had just barely…

With the new ownership of this club, it's hard to give a good review for the time being. The club is in a state of flux. New management is making all sorts of changes. I…

I really don't know what it is with this club, but I can never stay longer than 30 minutes. After about 10 minutes I get bored. That's sad as this club should be the best…

I like this club. I just wish they would get rid of smoking, the gambling machines, and the bathroom troll though. They also play the music way too loud at night. Also, lower the dance…

Stopped in PH after a long hiatus to see if anything changed for better or worse. I don't drink anymore, so I no longer can comment on the price of the drinks. I also did…

New update to this club and several in the area for that matter. Gambling has now been legalized, though I am not sure to what extent. A roughly 15x20' area of this club is…

This place has it's share of skanks, but there are some average girls and a few diamonds from time to time. If not for those, this place would be a total dive bar. They finally…

This place could be much, much better if the girls would just stop living in the dressing room. There are definitely attractive girls here, but many just stay holed up in the dressing room their…

Finally, no more ghetto music! Love the country and rock! Now we just need to improve the stripper quality. Anyways, the music is an improvement. Hate that they still have a fucking bathroom troll. How…

Went on a recent Monday evening as I had not been here in quite awhile. The quality and number of dancers disappointed, but there was a topless waitress there that was good looking, had a…