Reviews by dirtysecrets

I've been out of the game since right before COVID. I was a weekly visitor to various clubs in San Antonio and had many a good time there. Post COVID, though, the SA market changed…

I thought COVID had killed my sex life for good. Strip clubs were gone. All the escorts I knew were gone. It was even difficult to find time and privacy to do some self-pleasuring. Today, after…

For my first venture back to the strip clubs after 13 months, I tried Perfect 10 (separate review), which was dead. So I decided to visit my old standby, Rick's. To my great surprise, the same…

Never been here before and will likely never be again, but I was intrigued by what I'd read about Aladdin's and wanted to check it out on this ultra-rare visit to Laredo. Aladdin's Dream Boutique is…

It's been several months since I checked out P10, so I arrived Monday around 11:30am. No cover charge and no bathroom troll at this early hour, which is a plus in my book. Ordered a…

After spending an hour at Sugar's, I bypassed Perfect 10 and decided to visit the Men's Club, site of many pleasurable encounters over the years. I got there about 12:40pm and there seemed to be…

I haven't gone to a club in several months, thanks to a lengthy OTC relationship with a stripper who invited me to her home every week. But, a new year made me think I should…

Been a while since I visited the Men's Club, so I dropped in around 11:20am on a Monday morning. It's still probably the most attractive SA club inside and it seems huge thanks to the…

The listing for this club is way out of date. Formerly called Babes, it went through a couple of bad name changes, including the Emergency Room (imagine how many complaints THAT generated) and then The…

As a creature of habit, I have to periodically remind myself to break the routine every once in a while and not to just go the club where they know my drink order and I…

It's been a while since I hit some strip clubs. I went first to the San Antonio Men's Club, around 11:30am. There were four or five customers, but dancers were scarce. I hung for 20…

It's been more than six months since I did a review of Rick's, so perhaps it's time. I can't say that the club itself has changed much. It looks pretty much like it has for…

I hadn't been to the Men's Club in several months and I was curious if anything had changed. Got there at five minutes before noon and was told I didn't need to pay a cover.…

Though I almost always do some naughty fun stuff in San Antonio on my Mondays off, I have settled into somewhat of a rut, spending the vast majority of my time at one club. So…

I had not been to this club since it ceased being the Wild Zebra, so I wanted to see if it had improved. I got there just before noon on a Tuesday (they open at…

As stated in another review, I was at Blush when I got a text message from A*****, a hot Latina with whom I'd had some memorable times when she was at Rick's. She texted me…

After I left Perfect 10 (see other review), I went to the Men's Club, where in years past I had many a pleasant hour. When I walked inside (no door fee, which was a surprise),…

I haven't been inside Perfect 10 for several years; I've had many good times at Rick's and it has become a regular stop. But today, I knew that my favorite gal was not gonna be…

Didn't you believe that—once we reached a certain point in permissive attitudes toward sex—things would never go back the other direction? I did. After growing up in the 70s, when porn theaters and massage parlors…

I hadn't been to the Palace for close to a year, but I noticed when I walked in that they finally gave in and added stripper poles on the stage. Formerly, there was just a…

A few years ago, I tried to visit every strip club in San Antonio. Now, however, I'm happy to find one that feels right and just keep returning until it ceases to be fun. Rick's…

Daytime visits to strip clubs can be hit-or-miss. I've been in places at lunchtime where there were NO dancers, and it's usually only a couple until later in the afternoon. Still, nooners can be incredibly…

After a lapse of several years, I recently returned to Rick's and found things to be very pleasant. The club looks exactly the same, maybe a few more flashing lights, but otherwise it seemed the…

Man, do I love big titties! Since the only pair at my house are tiny, tits are high on my list when I go out to play. I considered visiting a SA club I'd never…

I think I've been to nine different clubs in San Antonio and I hope to eventually visit 'em all. Each has its own quirks and unique features. I'll start off by saying that I know my…