I feel like a regular here...

A few years ago, I tried to visit every strip club in San Antonio. Now, however, I'm happy to find one that feels right and just keep returning until it ceases to be fun. Rick's has become my home away from home and I'm starting to understand those guys I used to see in clubs, sitting with four or five girls, laughing and talking, but hardly ever getting dances. I still like getting dances, but going to the same place a few times will definitely make the girls friendlier and they seem content to sit and chat without having to pressure you for dances constantly.

Still, though, things can vary week to week. Last Monday I came to Rick's about 11:30am, typical for me. But several other customers showed up. There were actually six or seven dancers there, which would normally be a lot at that time of day...but everyone seemed to be keeping busy. There was one guy in the VIP section who was holding court, buying girls drinks. Periodically, he would go get change from the door girl and approach the stage to make it rain 20 or so dollars as a girl was dancing. I got to chat with the girl I'm most friendly with, but she told me that she did have a regular client at another table who didn't come in too often. I encouraged her to go spend time with him. Consequently, I had a rare day in which I didn't get a single dance. That's okay...

THIS Monday made up for it. Two of my faves were there and we hung out in VIP, sharing much laughter, flirting, and comparison of various body parts. Strippers have no problem just reaching out and squeezing another girl's tits and commenting on them. If only guys could do that as easily! Actually, with these two girls, I CAN do it that easily. I got some very high mileage dances from R*** and A*****, who were really pushing the line of what you can do in VIP instead of going to the more private back booths. There ARE cameras in the club, but they seem to know where they are and how to dodge them. I spent two and a half hours in the place and enjoyed myself thoroughly.

If you like black girls, there's a new girl at Rick's, named after one of the five boroughs of New York City. She is absolutely gorgeous, curvy with a tiny waist, incredible ass, and big, natural titties that are among the best I've seen. Her smile is great, too. Despite what a previous reviewer mentioned, none of the three girls I dallied with today (one white, one Hispanic, one black) had a single tattoo. It's still possible to find uninked women!

Anyhow, try Rick's out for daytime fun. If you don't get lucky the first time, come back at least once more. It really does help.