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Reviews

review
published 1 yr ago
Hallo-lame.
reviewed by
jaying84

7.0

Went for Halloween party event. Many dancers but few winners. Feature dancer was boring.

$27 cover for "event." Dancers trickled in gradually from 8:30-10, about 22 in total.

Carma - Petite and kinda curvy.
Sky - Chubby in…

review
published 1 yr ago
Still worthless
reviewed by
jaying84

3.3

This used to be my go to club. A good place to hang on a Saturday afternoon with many dancers and often 50+ dancers in the evening. But now I check in once a year…

review
published 1 yr ago
Dump in the woods
reviewed by
jaying84

3.7

This place definitely has a...reputation. I wasn't looking for anything like that but was in the area and gave it a go.

Decrepit old building and filthy parking lot. Northern PA is the land that time…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Still a fave, but talent going downhill.
reviewed by
jaying84

7.0

Really surprised that a truck stop strip club would ever become a favorite of mine but here we are.

So many awesome dancers have left. Chasity, Malibu, Rebecca, Catalina, Lacey, Cameron, and others have left in…

review
published 3 yrs ago
$20 to get lung cancer and stare at an empty stage. Never again!
reviewed by
jaying84

2.3

This place is bloody terrible. It is a shell of its former self. Avoid at all costs.
In 2016/2017, this club was great. Dirty, hillbilly, but many dancers and good mileage. Not anymore!

Open at 8. I…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Just awful. Never again.
reviewed by
jaying84

2.7

Between the barbed wire fence around the parking lot and the bouncers causally playing with a cattle prod, I can see why I was the only customer. This is the most uninviting club I have…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Smoke free is a lie
reviewed by
jaying84

5.0

$5 cover. Ample, almost suburban parking.

All change in $2 bill nonsense isn't done anymore.

ID scan. Using a non-drivers license ID no longer works. Whole ID gets scanned, not swiped like before. I used to use…

review
published 3 yrs ago
When in Smithton...
reviewed by
jaying84

8.7

The Filly has not changed in years, but the dancers have.

Gravel parking, $22 cover on weekends, free cheap beer or soda. Bar and stage seating.

$20 LDs, $135/20 min VIP, $195/40 mins, $265/60 mins.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Like the Filly but slightly cheaper and fewer, fatter dancers.
reviewed by
jaying84

7.0

Tight parking on a Friday. No charge or valet.

$5 cover. Western themed bar with a stage on other end of room. Historic building. Some effort was made to preserve the historic (creepy) stained glass murals…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Nah. Without Blaire don't go.
reviewed by
jaying84

5.7

I had an ok time, but you won't.

Muddy parking lot. Sign on door says call to be let in, which is weird. Knocking didn't work. Definitely used *67 when calling. Place looks like a basement…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Club's name is apt.
reviewed by
jaying84

1.0

I guess "men's club" means no girls allowed?

Arrived close to 9 p.m. They open at 8.

Exterior isn't much, gravel parking lot, old building outside of small town.
Interior is better. Modernish dark motif. Gross men's room…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Many dancers, high mileage, zero hustle
reviewed by
jaying84

8.7

Went on a Friday night. $22 cover but free beer and soda included. Parking around back which can become unsafe later on the evening but no worries earlier.

Dancers:
Autumn - cut bespectacled college girl with a…