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Platinum Plus

Allentown, PA

This used to be my go to club. A good place to hang on a Saturday afternoon with many dancers and often 50+ dancers in the evening. But now I check in once a year…

Forbidden Fantasies

Titusville, PA

This place definitely has a...reputation. I wasn't looking for anything like that but was in the area and gave it a go. Decrepit old building and filthy parking lot. Northern PA is the land that time…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, PA

Really surprised that a truck stop strip club would ever become a favorite of mine but here we are. So many awesome dancers have left. Chasity, Malibu, Rebecca, Catalina, Lacey, Cameron, and others have left in…

Context: I had a personal commitment in downtown on Saturday morning, so this became Friday night’s entertainment. I arrive shortly after 9p and left right around 11p as far as I recall. Despite what their…

On a late Wednesday night, stopped by the Filly to see if things had changed over the past few years. It’s probably been about two years since I’d been here and can report not much…

I’m pretty new to going to clubs (maybe 4-5 visits prior to this), so take this review/ranking with a grain of salt as I don’t have much to compare it to. Kind of a review and…

It’s been awhile since I have been here. I was aware of the X-Mas Party and thought that might be fun. Arrived right at opening, tried the door and still locked. Didn’t end up getting…