Reviews by shitbrick

Passing through Berlin, had plenty of time after some amazing pork and Oktoberfest beer to hail a cab. Mentioned Artemis and the driver knew exactly where to go. Paid €90 entrance, got my robe and…

After a round one at HK and some killer hot sauce, I walked down the street and around the corner to CC. Probably 1/4 the number of girls and patrons as HK, I walked in…

Stopped by Sunday late afternoon. Took an Uber from downtown SD, walked across PedEast with zero questions and walked a bit more around the corner to the Zona Shuttle pickup where a few other mongers…

I love Latinas and this is the place. Walking in there were a few, maybe 5 other patrons, nobody dancing on stage, and a few dancers sitting at a table by the door. Immediately I…

So, it's been a few years since I've been here and I think that nothing has changed at all. Same gaudy statues, odd lighting, and semi uncomfortable chairs with the little caster wheels that make…

Oh man, where have you been all my life?! Walking in I couldn’t believe how many culos I was looking at. Ass checks and things everywhere. A mesero helped me to a table and got…

Aye Carumba! Took the free shuttle to the palomino with some friends. For a group in front of us in line they wanted to charge $30 for entry and he lost his shit and they…

So after a somewhat meh experience elsewhere we swung by the Bush, paid our $7 to get in and take a seat in the slightly uncomfortable sea of seats. Those kind of odd seats with…

So, I've been here a bunch of times now and each time I wonder why I come back. Its got a significant amount of hustle which they are almost proud about. Likening it to as…

Swung by on a Friday night at about 12:30 am on my last day in Buenos Aires. I was on my way to another bar when I saw a girl that was a smokin hot…

Swing by around 2am. They required an entrance fee of 600 pesos or about $30 which included one drink. After entering the place was packed. The ratio was about 30 girls for every guy. A…

So this place is the only game in town after the Peackock Bar shut down recently. Came in on the opening of the pheasant hunt and the place was slammed. It took a while for…

We swung by on a Saturday evening a little while back and it will most likely be my last time. I called for the shuttle and about 15 min later he was there to pick…

Had some friends in from out of town a few weeks back and they were looking for some fun so in spite of the warnings about Utah club they still wanted to hit up a…

Swung by with a few friends a while back one afternoon around 2ish. Place is pretty well lit up compared to pretty much any club. It's basically got the neighborhood bar vibe with a stage…

Swung by on a Friday Night around 8pm and stayed until the wee hours of the morning for no reason really other than to pass time. This place is now a bikini club. Girls come…

Swung by on a late Friday afternoon. There were maybe 2 other patrons in there and maybe 4-5 dancers. They were alright but not outstanding, maybe a 6-7. I took a seat by the empty…

Swung by on a Saturday early evening. There were quite a few dancers, almost all Latinas and I would say the majority were in the 5-6 range, nobody really stood out. For the first 1/2…

So after a less than stellar visit to the OG I walked down the street to this dive. It truly lacks in all appeal, however it makes up for that in its fully nude dances…

Swung by on a Wednesday evening and it was almost dead, 3 patrons and a dozen girls. They were all circling like vultures. One by one they would come by, ask if they could give…

This is a composite review of several visits over several days spanning a few months. The dancers on stage do one song covered in a bikini, then strip to pasties for the second song, and…

Swung by a few months back and had a nice time. The interior is pretty sketchy but so is the area around it. Paid my entrance and sat just off of the stage. Dancers would…

Swung by one afternoon around 2-3 a while back in time for happy hour($3.50 beers and free admission). Only a few patrons and about 4-5 dancers. I got a few $20 lap dances in the…

I stopped by on a Wednesday night around 11. It was pretty busy, two stages were running with dancers doing 2-3 songs then would robe up and a bouncer would walk with them to…

Stopped by late afternoon/early evening a few Thursdays ago just before shift change. I used a coupon for reduced entry. There were 5-6 dancers in the 4-8 range and only a few patrons. Pretty lame…