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If there was one design feature I'd like every strip club to have, it would be a downstairs lounge with a view of the podiums overhead. &nbsp;<br /> <br /> Until you've seen strippers from this bottom-up perspective, you may not fully appreciate how amazing the female ass can be.&nbsp; And the swaying of a honey's hips viewed from below is…

One batch of babes that says &quot;Stripper Alert&quot; more than any other: the round-card girls who adorn pro boxing shows.<br /> <br /> There's something incredibly cute and sexy about a scantily-clad honey ducking through the ropes every three minutes to pose and prance around the ring, holding aloft the number board for the next round.<br /> <br /> I mean, if you…

How to assess a stripper?&nbsp; <br /> <br /> Sounds easy.&nbsp; Rate her out of 10 based on <b>Looks</b>, <b>Costume</b>, <b>Performance</b> and <b>Personality</b>.<br /> <br /> But <b>Looks</b> covers quite a lot: face, hairstyle, tits, ass, kitty and legs.&nbsp; Each one of these is an important sub-category in itself.&nbsp; We don't wanna get caught up in too much detail, either.<br /> <br /> So better…