Good, not Great

Safe, centrally-located club in Warsaw. Smaller than suggested on its website, with just one stage (and one pole). Efficient, professional admission and cloakroom service (50 PLN = $13, €12). Bar served beer at reasonable prices (19 PLN), but take care that you get correct change. Smoking is allowed.

There were about 15 strippers working, mostly from Poland and Ukraine. The vast majority were dressed in skimpy underwear. Most were friendly, but a few were ice-cold. All the girls were physically attractive without being overall stunning. On a scale of 1-10 I'd group-grade them 7, with some variations either way. Natural breasts are the norm. Some of the asses are spectacular.

Each girl danced for 3 minutes (one song) on stage. In many cases the spectacle was disappointing: such a short performance meant the girls barely got started before they finished, and several of them only removed their tops for the last few seconds of their routine. The pole-dancing skills mentioned on the website weren't much in evidence.