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I was thinking about this last night while sitting out on the smoking patio after a particularly shitty lounge dance, in which the customer couldn't be bothered to put on a god damn pair of jeans to come to the club. He was wearing paraffin-thin sweat pants and no boxers, and then he was shocked to discover that anything…

Some strip clubs that I know of lead their clientele to believe that they are full of bright, young college girls trying to make student loan and tuition payments. But obviously, this is just false. As a student at a 4-year private college, I am in the minority. I used to have a coworker who was in the same…

I am often asked by regular customers what/who the dancers are discussing in the dressing room. I usually just tell them we're having pussy-eating contests or something, but it always makes me think about what runs through guys' heads when they look at the "DO NOT ENTER" sign on the entrance to our secret spot.

I can't speak…