Reviews

17 reviews by Hefneresque

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

OK, have been making the rounds...

OK, have been making the rounds of DC strip clubs for 20 years and only go in here 3 or 4 times a year when girls I am friends with are dancing. Given that…

14 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Regarding JungleMoja's post on the waitresses:...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Regarding JungleMoja's post on the waitresses: " I agree that there are some shyster, minacious, monkey attitude miscreant waitresses working this joint! That's why I've promptly deducted a star. They are extremely peeving, rankling,…

15 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Place has bounced back fast since...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Place has bounced back fast since replacing old GM who was running club into ground. New manager, working closely with involved ownership, has brought in attractive new girls, restored morale, and, most importantly, the club…

15 yrs ago

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., DC

I've been in here every once...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I've been in here every once in awhile over the last 10 years and the place has been consistently bad....so much so that I avoid it unless someone I know from another club or another…

15 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Many things have been said here...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Many things have been said here by a variety of people regarding how this club could be substantially improved with very little effort. In a constructive spirit I offer the following observations on how a…

15 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

The good: Overall quality of girls;...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

The good: Overall quality of girls; good serving and support staff; attractive and clean premises; improved food. The bad: Still some unattractive and/or pushy/personality-problem women on the schedule; online schedule is useless--inaccurate and lists only the…

15 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Bad vibe in this club. Cliques...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Bad vibe in this club. Cliques of dancers at war with other cliques of dancers. Americans v. foreign dancers. Old v. young. Attractive v. less attractive. Also, rumors that a strip club chain is or…

15 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

There's lots good to say about...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

There's lots good to say about this club. The staff and dancers alike are very welcoming. But there are two problems. First, while they have a number of very attractive women and lots of other quite…

15 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

There are some very attractive dancers...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

There are some very attractive dancers here, no doubt about it. But there are also some less attractive women here that drag the club down. Physical environment is a minus. Layout is poor. Place…

15 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Message immeidately below a bit garbled...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Message immeidately below a bit garbled as a result of being composed on a smartphone rather than a computer. I was trying to make two points: 1. the club now has some unattractive women dancing…

15 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Traditionally my fav club in the...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Traditionally my fav club in the area but downward spiral of recent months continues. Alas some girls who dance here now most definitely don't fit the classic arches mold of beautiful and classy.…

15 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

They've had surprisingly good looking girls...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

They've had surprisingly good looking girls here lately compared to in years past but now they are all starting to disappear. Was it summer fun and now the start of school that has lured them…

15 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

This has been the best club...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This has been the best club in DC for a number of years (and a very good club for 25+ years). Things seem to be in chaos now. Since a management shakeup 3 or 4 months…

15 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

ADDENDUM to my prior review: ...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

ADDENDUM to my prior review: Last night, in discussing the incident I witnessed last week with one of my clients who was a guest on the occasion in question, he reminded me that there…

16 yrs ago

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

Not so good. Nothing special anyway....

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Not so good. Nothing special anyway. The DC clubs, though seemingly in a down period--maybe because summer has arrived and the good looking girls tend to go to the beach on and off--are a better…

16 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Disappointed with my traditional clubs so...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Disappointed with my traditional clubs so checked this one out a few times again....as only occasionally do I go here a couple times a year. My curiousity was piqued because their web page said…

16 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Well, things change. Not sure...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Well, things change. Not sure why but they do. For the last 3 years I've brought in 1-3 business clients once or twice a month and once every 3 or 4 months I've also…

16 yrs ago