Reviews

33 reviews by Oldyeller

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Return to an old fav

It’s been almost a decade since I’ve been here. And thankfully it looks like not much has changed. It’s located on a non-description corner in Bloomfield, no signage outside. Very much a “if you…

2 wks ago

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

Hole in the Wall fun!

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Nothing new that hasn’t already been said. This place is next to the Irvington Bus Terminal and across the street from a car dealership. They have a small parking lot but there’s street…

1 yr ago3

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, NJ

Not looking to repeat

★★★★★★★3.7/10

This place is weird. The entrance of off some nondescript road with poor signage. If it wasn’t for the blue lights I would have missed it. The door looks like an emergency…

1 yr ago

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

Here we go again

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

It's football season so I have new excuses to get out of the house. Monday Night Football and scattered ass is always a nice combination so back to the nightlife I went. Paradizios…

2 yrs ago

Vic's Place

Irvington, NJ

A Saturday Afternoon at Vic's

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Vic's is located on one of the busier streets in Irvington, Stuyvesant, but for the non locals, you should be fine. As with any city, don't do anything stupid and you'll be fine.…

2 yrs ago

After Dark Gentleman's Lounge

Irvington, NJ

New Name, New Beginnings.

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This is my first time here since this place was "Embers Tavern." A bit of a scouting mission since I heard there were renovations and I wanted to see what the deal was.…

3 yrs ago

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, NJ

Location Location Location

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

It's been a literal decade + since I visited this place and the only thing that's changed is the staff. Located near the Bound Brook Train Station, this bar is non descript on the…

3 yrs ago

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

The Return of Paradizios

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I never thought I'd see the day but Paradizios is back as of 8/19/22. For those of you unfamiliar, this is a favorite local dive bar located in the heart of Irvington's downtown, a block…

3 yrs ago2

Vic's Place

Irvington, NJ

Might need to fall back

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I've become a bit of a regular at this club and I'm beginning to wonder if that's part of the problem. Expectations vs reality post-covid. For those who've never been here it's in…

5 yrs ago

Breathless

Rahway, NJ

Hobbying in the Time of COVID

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

4 months since I've dared to venture into the hobbying scene again. Like most of you I've been cooped up for what seems like an insane amount of time. I hobby because I…

6 yrs ago4

Vic's Place

Irvington, NJ

Old Faithful

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I’m beginning to be too known here so I have to chill for awhile but I never get tired of this place. $7 Beers, friendly black and Latina women and privacy for more if…

6 yrs ago

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

Re-Opened, Re-Branded, and Re-vamped

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This place is a complete 180 from what Rah Rahs was. Exit 11 is more than a fresh coat of paint on an old building. It’s a completely different layout, with much sexier…

7 yrs ago

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

New lease on life

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I’ve been coming here since I was 19. It’s never been this good. The girls are mostly Hispanic or black and they cater to mostly a Latino customer base. Reggaeton is the…

7 yrs ago

Vic's Place

Irvington, NJ

Old Reliable

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Hadn’t been here in a few weeks and decided to stop in to see if anything changed talent wise. And the answer is yes and no. The accommodations are still an upgrade from…

7 yrs ago

Vic's Place

Irvington, NJ

Vic’s is still Vic’s

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Just when I think I might need to lay off this place for awhile, a new shorty comes through and changes my mind. Most of the dancers are AA with a rare Latina or…

8 yrs ago3

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

New Prices

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I went in the afternoon so it was still $20 per song but you better count yourself. Nice area new shopping center away from the more ghetto part of orange. Parking is tough…

8 yrs ago

Vic's Place

Irvington, NJ

More Money Better service

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I think everyone here knows whats up at Vics. Quality service for fairly cheap. The new renovations are an improvement over the previous format. You and your provider have more discretion and…

8 yrs ago

Florian & Bob's Dollhouse

Irvington, NJ

Around The Way Eye Candy

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Paradizios was closed because of the snow and Bottoms up shut down early so this was the only game in town. Probably should have saved my money. The girls were sexy enough.…

8 yrs ago

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

Does The Job

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This club as usual is the Vics backup spot. Parking is easy but if you’re scared of Irvington stay away. $5 cover @ night but free in the day. The girls don’t…

8 yrs ago

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, NJ

Same as it ever was

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Not as much on the scene as I used to be but Sheer/Torpedoes doesn't seem to have changed all that much. Still Latinas (though I noticed no more Russians) still the same older crowd…

9 yrs ago

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Cheap Thrills

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

The loss of so many local clubs should mean good things for Clancy's but it seems the talent, at least during the day shift, hasn't changed much. Cool place to step in grab a…

9 yrs ago

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

In and out

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Not my first stop here but the first time I've attempted to sample the goods. The building itself is typical of Irvington clubs. Run down. Shoddy. Dirty. If you drop anything…

9 yrs ago

Cheeques

Linden, NJ

Better Than the Last Time

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Last time I was here there was so much Hookah smoke in the air I couldn't see the stage. No such problems this time. Their place was filled wall to wall with PHAT…

9 yrs ago

La Fiesta

Paterson, NJ

Wow.

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I've only seen places like this in Europe. The other reviews are legit and you can enjoy yourself here for less than $100. The bar isn't small but it's still not enough to…

9 yrs ago

EX Lounge

Newark, NJ

No Habla espanol

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

First, this was a money saving last resort trip. I just finished my shift and I wasn't looking to spend a lot of money so that may have influenced my experience. Pro Tons of…

10 yrs ago