Cheap Thrills

The loss of so many local clubs should mean good things for Clancy's but it seems the talent, at least during the day shift, hasn't changed much. Cool place to step in grab a beer or 2 and take one of the ladies to the back for a lap dance ($20). The girls are older 35-40 but still very much in shape. All brazilian, which can get annoying since they love to gab to each other in portuguese instead of dancing but with the laid back atmosphere it's not that big of a deal. There is one young-ish girl that's been there the past 2 saturdays, long black hair, olive skin, with the plumpest ass I've seen on a girl her size. Tried to get her attention but she seems to only gravitate to men of the light skin straight hair persuasion. YMMV depending on the dancer and extras are off the table unless you somehow convince one to go OTC. Lots of TVs with sports so not a bad place to catch a game either. Parking is pretty easy since its a non-descript residential neighborhood in the suburbs. The outside is so unassuming you wouldn't know it was a titty bar just by looking at it. Your standard NJ strip club experience on the cheap. You know what you're getting and you get what you pay for and I haven't been disappointed yet.