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The waitress asked him if he wanted it cut into 6 or 8 pieces. "I'm pretty hungry" said Juice, "better make it 8"...

Juice said he knew a great secret fishing spot. Shailyn asked if it was truly secret. "sure!" said Juice, "ask anyone!"...

when a guy coming around the corner carrying a baby grandfather clock bumped into him. "Hey!" yelled Juice, "why don't you wear a wristwatch like everyone else!"...

Shailynn mentioned a fancy restaurant downtown "Nah" says Juice, "nobody goes there anymore, It's too crowded". ...

They sound like mental retard parrots Meanwhile Juice is cleverly trolling BP and CL ads with hilarious results...

By the end of the meal, Shailynn exclaimed "This place sucks! The food is horrible" "I agree" says Juice......"and such small portions" BADUM TSSSSSS...