Reviews

So, I've reviewed this place multiple times, everything is the same, layout, drink prices (5 for domestic beer, $8 for most liquor, etc), and dances $20. It was surprisingly packed, but it was rainy…

1 yr ago

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, TX

Great afternoon at Tex-Mex

Back after about 6 months and the layout of the place is still the same as it has been for years. Was listening to the AFC playoff game on the radio while passing through the…

1 yr ago2

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, TX

Always a great time at Tex-Mex

Set up has remained the same for as long as I can remember. Place is OK, but furniture has seen better days. Parking lot ample and safe. Walk in and pay your cover then walk…

Margaritas

Nuevo Progreso, TM

Too Hot at Margaritas and not the good hot

★★★★★★★4.0/10

So I decided to give this place another try after they "remodeled". Was not really a remodel more like changing some seats. It's about 3 blocks past the international Bridge and very easy to…

2 yrs ago2

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, TX

Great time at Tex Mex

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I've reviewed this place before so I'm gonna copy and paste the layout and basics. So this place is very unique in the way their lap dance area is. I'll get to that later. Very easy to…

Club Cheetah

Corpus Christi, TX

White Party was an experience

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So this used to be my go to club when I lived in the area. So went to check it out. Some things never change as the set up of this place remains the same.…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, TX

Hot times during winter in south Texas

So this place is very unique in the way their lap dance area is. I'll get to that later. Very easy to access as it isn't far from either of the main highways that run…

Xoticas

Laredo, TX

Great night at my old reliable club

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Had been a while since I've been here, so I decided to go after work. Paid cover at the door, $10 and made my way in. Signs said free cover during happy hour and…

Vampiz Men's Club

Nuevo Progreso, TM

Fun early afternoon at Vampiz

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

So this place is in Mexico, nearest border town in the RGV is Weslaco. Anyways, you can either drive or park on the us side and walk. Both are very safe options. Place is about…

3 yrs ago1

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, TX

Tex-Mex was a winner on a Friday afternoon

So I was in the area and decided to give it a go since my meetings ended early. As previously described, parking is ample and there are walls all around to cover the cars I…

3 yrs ago

Club Cheetah

Corpus Christi, TX

Tuesday at cheetahs is always a

In town for a meeting that got pushed back due to flight delays. Decided to go to one of my all time favorite clubs. Layout is the same for the last 20 years. You enter…

4 yrs ago3

Margaritas

Nuevo Progreso, TM

Nuevo Progresso for the win.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Hit up Vampers on an early afternoon. Very helpful mesero guided me to the entrance from the main strip. Went in and immediately was greeted by a bar full of young ladies of all shapes…

4 yrs ago4

Aladdin's Dream Boutique

Laredo, TX

Going on a magic carpet ride

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This used to be an after hours spot, but due to the pandemic it's open from 4 p.m to 10 p.m. It's inside an adult novelty store and you pay the entry fee there. It's…

5 yrs ago1

Xoticas

Laredo, TX

First post COVID 19 quarantine visit. Didn't disappoint

So after giving it about a week after reopening I decided to go and check it out. They require a mask to walk in but once you're in it's optional. Standard $10 cover and prices…

6 yrs ago

Xoticas

Laredo, TX

Nice little Saturday in Laredo

So I decided to swing by and have a few drinks after work and boy was I glad I did. Things were happening early but quickly died down. Nothing special about this Saturday. At one…

6 yrs ago

Xoticas

Laredo, TX

New Year's Eve Eve

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

New Year's Eve Eve and I had just had a long day at work. So I needed something cold to drink and some uncovered titties to look at and get them in my face. Went…

6 yrs ago

Xoticas

Laredo, TX

Fat Tuesday at XOs

Decided to have one last night of debauchery before the lenten season began. Decided to come here because I always have a great time here. Spent time with 3 different ladies during my time here.…

7 yrs ago

Xoticas

Laredo, TX

Always a fun time.

Well I went and visited my all time favorite club and it did not disappoint. Started the night out at the bar and there I met Kate. She is a 22 yo natural beauty. She's…

8 yrs ago

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, TX

Random Friday night in San Antonio

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

So I found myself in the Alamo city on a Friday night with nothing to do, as my trip to Houston had gotten canceled. So I ventured out to an old favorite place of mine.…

8 yrs ago

Ritz

Houston, TX

Returning to my first club ever

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Had an hour to kill after my flight arrived early so I decided to visit the first club I ever went to when I was 18. It's changed quite a bit but it was still…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, TX

Great and Relaxing Sunday at Tiffany's

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

So I went in to watch the NFL Conference Championships because I had business in San Antonio the next day. It's always a laid back and chill time here. Went out back for a smoke…

Xoticas A Gentlemen's Club

San Juan, TX

Always a fun time

This, and their sister club in Laredo, are my two favorite clubs. Always get top notch service here. From the door girl, to the wait and bar staff, and management, great employees all around. Music…

Xoticas A Gentlemen's Club

San Juan, TX

Monday Blues Solution

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went to an old fave in the Rio Grande Valley, to my surprise they are now a non smoking club. Well it was happy hour and I grabbed a beer. Waited for someone to come…

Xoticas

Laredo, TX

What a night!

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

So I was passing through Laredo and decided to pull in and have a look at what was new at an old favorite. To my surprise it was $5 lap dance night. Last Wednesday of…