Fun early afternoon at Vampiz

So this place is in Mexico, nearest border town in the RGV is Weslaco. Anyways, you can either drive or park on the us side and walk. Both are very safe options. Place is about 3 blocks from the border. Signs lead you here and you'll be hassled from street vendors as you go. Pharmacies have everything you could need for a fun visit. But as you approach the club, two guys on the corner will ask if you're looking for a strip club, they'll take you straight here then serve as your waiter too. They'll bring you a girl of your choosing or one will jump all over you as you arrive. They got porn on the screens and girls take turns on the stage. They have two offers. Private dance for $20 that lasts 3 songs or back room where anything goes. That runs $120-$150. I forgot the details. But club is basic, you walk in a small bar to your left where some of the girls are congregated, 3 small tables in the middle, and some couches along the wall. Small stage along the back wall to your right. My first apartment in college was bigger than this place. There are some rooms in the back left past the bar where the full service takes place. Rates are for the hour and most girls if not all allow multiple goes if you're up for it, pun intended. Great value every time I've gone. Don't remember the name of the girl, but there is a mix of all sizes there. All Latina, all Spanish, but most of the meseros will help you translate if you aren't fluent. Town is full of American visitors and is extremely safe.