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  13 years ago
  Lulu's

  3182 W 25th St, Cleveland, OH 44109, USA*
  i happened to be in the...

  i happened to be in the area on my way to visit a booty call so even though deep down i knew better, i decided to take a quick stop here to have a...
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  13 years ago
  Bugsy's Speakeasy

  348 Broad St Elyria, OH 44035
  how's that old saying go? something...

  how's that old saying go? something like.. the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. or maybe.. the more things change the more they stay...
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  13 years ago
  Living Dolls

  500 Fleming St, Key West, FL 33040, USA*
  i just hate shills! it's...

  i just hate shills! it's obvious that the peeps (or peep that registers under different names) is probably the owner, management, or dancer at this club and knows that living dolls sucks and...
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  13 years ago
  Amber's Cabaret

  13311 Brookpark Rd Brook Park, OH 44142
  my first visit to amber's since...

  my first visit to amber's since my last review. not much has changed, i still don't understand the higher ratings that some guys give this place, it's a ripoff joint. stopped in during the...
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  13 years ago
  Lido Lounge

  3029 W 117th St Cleveland, OH 44111
  i hadn't been to a strip...

  i hadn't been to a strip club in a few weeks and it's been longer than that since i've hit lido so i was in the area last night and decided to stop in....
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  13 years ago
  Late Night Pub

  1254 E Tallmadge Ave Akron, OH 44310
  after my experiences in a touch...

  after my experiences in a touch of gold in cleveland and the flashdance cabaret in akron i never figured that i'd find another p.o.s. club like them, i was very wrong! on my second evening...
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  13 years ago
  Ole Glory Daze

  998 S Main St Akron, OH 44311
  first time visit. a small but...

  first time visit. a small but clean club inside but dumpy outside and i didn't like the damn gravel parking lot. my timing probably wasn't very good because i only saw three dancers. a fat...
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  13 years ago
  Club 1245

  1245 E Tallmadge Ave Akron, Ohio 44310
  the last stop on my evening...

  the last stop on my evening akron trip last week. i believe club 1245 is owned by the same guy that own's jen's and it somewhat shows. the club is kind of dumpy and...
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  13 years ago
  Jen's Den

  1335 Brittain Rd Akron, OH 44310
  the third stop on my first...

  the third stop on my first time evening akron expedition last week. ugh! i've been to jen's around three or four times during the day, definitely hit or miss. i expected that the evening...
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  13 years ago
  Dreamers Cabaret

  1110 Brittain Rd Akron, OH 44305
  well this time it was open!...

  well this time it was open! the second stop on my first of two evening akron expeditions. the club itself is ok, roomy with a large stage. there were four or five dancers and...
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  13 years ago
  Ace of Spades

  2232 Romig Rd, Akron, OH 44320, USA*
  i thought about adding this new...

  i thought about adding this new club to tuscl's list of clubs but after my experience there i didn't think it was worth the time, but seeing that it's up now i'll add my...
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  13 years ago
  Bugsy's Speakeasy

  348 Broad St Elyria, OH 44035
  headsup! a bad situation has become worse....

  headsup! a bad situation has become worse. no matter how bad bugsy's has been regarding the skanky talent, drink hustle, etc, it's gone further downhill. the club has cracked down on the dancers. i stopped...
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  13 years ago
  Brass Pole Cabaret

  639 Oberlin Elyria Rd Elyria, OH 44035
  the strip club scene in the...

  the strip club scene in the elyria can't get much worse! the restrictive ohio laws have really taken their toll here. i used to love the brass pole, had some great times here, but...
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  13 years ago
  Palace In the Pines

  4040 McCartney Rd Lowellville, OH 44436
  not sure where to start with...

  not sure where to start with this review, i have so many observations about this place. i've been here twice but because of the time and distance involved, not to mention burning up a...
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  13 years ago
  Gatsby's North

  2500 Romig Rd, Akron, OH 44320
  first time visit here. stopped in...

  first time visit here. stopped in thursday afternoon, probably the cleanest of the akron clubs although i haven't been in all of them. 6-8 dancers with a split between younger and older. unfortunately for...
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  13 years ago
  Lulu's

  3182 W 25th St, Cleveland, OH 44109, USA*
  never say never i guess.. like pizani...

  never say never i guess.. like pizani i also stopped in bugsy's while passing by on my way to another club and i had a few minutes to kill. i have to agree with most...
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  13 years ago
  Georgie's Girls

  1315 Brittain Rd, Akron, OH 44310, USA*
  i crosssed the street from jen's...

  i crosssed the street from jen's to give georgies another try. a little better than the first time but still a waste of time. two dancers, one probably a 4, really not my type...
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  13 years ago
  Jen's Den

  1335 Brittain Rd Akron, OH 44310
  after my ill fated visit to...

  after my ill fated visit to apocalypse flashdance i decided to have a look at jen's. this was my 3rd time here and probably the worst. i only saw about 7-8 dancers, none looked...
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  13 years ago
  Flashdance Cabaret

  1474 E Market St, Akron, OH 44305, USA*
  what can i say? nothing good!...

  what can i say? nothing good! this is the bottom of the barrel of akron strip clubs! ugly club, filthy, holes in the walls and ceiling, smokey, and you have to pay a 10...
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  13 years ago
  Fox's Den

  15200 Brookpark Rd Cleveland, OH 44135
  ugh! why do i even come...

  ugh! why do i even come here? in this case i happened to be driving by so i figured what the hell. weekday night, maybe 5 dancers, i'm being generous when i say none...
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  13 years ago
  Christies Cabaret

  1180 Main Ave Cleveland, OH 44113
  so i have to wonder if...

  so i have to wonder if christie's is going the same bottom feeding route of other cleveland clubs now. i stopped in on a weekday afternoon (thursday?) a couple weeks ago. 1st disappointment, blanca...
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  13 years ago
  Privilege Lounge 216

  12820 Brookpark Rd Cleveland, OH 44130
  a rare (for me) daytime visit...

  a rare (for me) daytime visit to secrets, my second ever. the first time was a disgusting waste of time, this one was definitely better. around ten dancers, a couple around 6-7 some 5s...
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  13 years ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

  1101 Center St Cleveland, OH 44113
  been awhile since i reviewed the...

  been awhile since i reviewed the hustler. no offense meant towards ohioman's previous review, afterall we were there on different days but my wednesday view was alot different than his tuesday view. around 7-8...
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  13 years ago
  Georgie's Girls

  1315 Brittain Rd, Akron, OH 44310, USA*
  ok, let me see if i...

  ok, let me see if i got this right, the previous reviewer spent 10-20 minutes here and never was served or even saw a bartender and still rates the value at 6? ok, that's...