Reviews by troop

i happened to be in the area on my way to visit a booty call so even though deep down i knew better, i decided to take a quick stop here to have a look…

how's that old saying go? something like.. the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. or maybe.. the more things change the more they stay the…

i just hate shills! it's obvious that the peeps (or peep that registers under different names) is probably the owner, management, or dancer at this club and knows that living dolls sucks and the…

my first visit to amber's since my last review. not much has changed, i still don't understand the higher ratings that some guys give this place, it's a ripoff joint. stopped in during the afternoon,…

i hadn't been to a strip club in a few weeks and it's been longer than that since i've hit lido so i was in the area last night and decided to stop in. it…

the third stop on my first time evening akron expedition last week. ugh! i've been to jen's around three or four times during the day, definitely hit or miss. i expected that the evening would…

well this time it was open! the second stop on my first of two evening akron expeditions. the club itself is ok, roomy with a large stage. there were four or five dancers and the…

the last stop on my evening akron trip last week. i believe club 1245 is owned by the same guy that own's jen's and it somewhat shows. the club is kind of dumpy and most…

first time visit. a small but clean club inside but dumpy outside and i didn't like the damn gravel parking lot. my timing probably wasn't very good because i only saw three dancers. a fat one,…

after my experiences in a touch of gold in cleveland and the flashdance cabaret in akron i never figured that i'd find another p.o.s. club like them, i was very wrong! on my second evening akron…

i thought about adding this new club to tuscl's list of clubs but after my experience there i didn't think it was worth the time, but seeing that it's up now i'll add my review.…

the strip club scene in the elyria can't get much worse! the restrictive ohio laws have really taken their toll here. i used to love the brass pole, had some great times here, but they're…

headsup! a bad situation has become worse. no matter how bad bugsy's has been regarding the skanky talent, drink hustle, etc, it's gone further downhill. the club has cracked down on the dancers. i stopped in…

not sure where to start with this review, i have so many observations about this place. i've been here twice but because of the time and distance involved, not to mention burning up a tank…

first time visit here. stopped in thursday afternoon, probably the cleanest of the akron clubs although i haven't been in all of them. 6-8 dancers with a split between younger and older. unfortunately for the…

never say never i guess.. like pizani i also stopped in bugsy's while passing by on my way to another club and i had a few minutes to kill. i have to agree with most of…

what can i say? nothing good! this is the bottom of the barrel of akron strip clubs! ugly club, filthy, holes in the walls and ceiling, smokey, and you have to pay a 10 dollar…

after my ill fated visit to apocalypse flashdance i decided to have a look at jen's. this was my 3rd time here and probably the worst. i only saw about 7-8 dancers, none looked very…

i crosssed the street from jen's to give georgies another try. a little better than the first time but still a waste of time. two dancers, one probably a 4, really not my type and…

ugh! why do i even come here? in this case i happened to be driving by so i figured what the hell. weekday night, maybe 5 dancers, i'm being generous when i say none above…

so i have to wonder if christie's is going the same bottom feeding route of other cleveland clubs now. i stopped in on a weekday afternoon (thursday?) a couple weeks ago. 1st disappointment, blanca the…

a rare (for me) daytime visit to secrets, my second ever. the first time was a disgusting waste of time, this one was definitely better. around ten dancers, a couple around 6-7 some 5s and…

been awhile since i reviewed the hustler. no offense meant towards ohioman's previous review, afterall we were there on different days but my wednesday view was alot different than his tuesday view. around 7-8 dancers,…

ok, let me see if i got this right, the previous reviewer spent 10-20 minutes here and never was served or even saw a bartender and still rates the value at 6? ok, that's his…

ok i admit it, i stopped in expressions again. it was on a friday night a couple weeks ago after visiting a lady friend that lives out that way. five dancers, a 6, a couple…