after my experiences in a touch...

after my experiences in a touch of gold in cleveland and the flashdance cabaret in akron i never figured that i'd find another p.o.s. club like them, i was very wrong!

on my second evening akron expedition after glory daze and a bad trip in jen's i was going to try 1245 again but noticed this place across the street so decide to have a look.

i walked in having to relieve my bladder and there was this caveman looking scruffy little old bald guy behind the bar. not knowing where the men's room was i waited to catch his attention so i could ask. as i stood there i looked around and saw six dancers, each one was skanky fat and ugly. i was honestly thinking that i was going to take that piss and gtfo of there afterwards but hadn't really decided as i waited for the caveman bartender. when he finally came over i told him that i first needed to know where the men's room was and i could see that he was really aggravated by me asking but he waved me over in the general direction of it.

reviewers have made a big deal about jen's men's room which is bad and i discovered that the flashdance one was much worse, late night's was worse than jen's, dirty/smelly and when i went to wash my hands i discovered that there weren't any paper towels or anything else to dry them.

i still hadn't decided whether i was going to stay or leave as i returned to the bar, i noticed that a fugly black dancer had positioned herself to ambush me when approaching the bar and the caveman walked back over. hoping that i had missed something regarding the dancers i asked if there were any more dancers other than the six that i had seen and he goes into this crazy rant asking if i wanted a couple hundred dancers just going on and on with his tantrum. i basically rolled my eyes, sneered a fuck you at him and headed for the door as the fugly asked me where i was going.