Reviews by JohnSmith69

Cheetah is one of my fav south Florida clubs. Or at least it used to be. A few more days like this and I may not be back. My visit was around 4-9 pm…

On this particular Wednesday night there were maybe 50-60 strippers and over a third of them were a 7 or above. That’s not as good as Cheetah used to be years ago but it’s…

This place is a little too big and nice to be called a dive, but it’s certainly not upscale. So I guess it’s somewhere in between. The main room is very large with…

Came here on a late Tuesday afternoon when I had a few hours before my flight left. It is a very convenient 5-10 min drive from the airport, easy to do in a taxi…

Cheetah is a great club where you can have a fun time as long as you are realistic about your expectations. This is an eye candy club. The girls here are numerous and…

This club has the look and feel of a small little neighborhood bar. It reminded me a lot of some of the Portland clubs many of which often have that same small neighborhood bar…

This was my first visit to this club, around 5 pm on a Wednesday. The parking lot is huge but by 5 pm it was mostly full. Walking in, the valet guy asks…

This has become my go to club in West LA since the talent seems to have been going downhill at 4 Play. The location is kind of weird, more or less under freeway overpasses. But…

Came on a recent Saturday night. As you’d expect, the place was packed. It was standing room only. But the talent was disappointing. There were 20-25 dancers but no more than…

This has become my favorite club in Portland. The downtown location seems safe and it's near lots of good restaurants. And the quality of the dancers here is consistently pretty good. Sure…

This was my first visit to Baby Dolls in quite a while. But despite the long time since my last visit, I was glad to find that nothing had changed. Baby Dolls is…

I wasn't expecting much from a small little club in a town like Winston Salem. Therefore, my expectations were low. Nevertheless, I was pleasantly surprised by what was an overall positive experience. The outside of…

This seems to be one of the nicer Portland clubs based upon my limited experience. This review is a combo based upon visits on a recent Tuesday and Thursday evening. Convenient downtown location. Easy…

I went to MBOT on a Monday night with a fellow tuscler, and in the same week on a Thursday night with a dancer friend. This review is a compilation of both visits. Cover charge…

I stopped by this club during a rare visit to Philadelphia. A couple of regular TUSCL members suggested that this was the best club in town. After a disappointing visit to Oasis, I…

Hi Liter is one of those fairly unusual clubs where the day shift is as good or better than the night shift. Most recently I was there on a week day afternoon for…

I used to regularly go to the men's club when in Raleigh. However, the men's club is suffering from some serious problems which are detailed in another review of mine. So I've started…

On a recent Wednesday night, I went to my go to club in city of industry which is Déjà vu. The talent and there was absolutely horrible so I made my first visit to…

This has been my go to club in Raleigh for many years, but after a series of very disappointing visits I may stop going here. My latest visit was on a Tuesday evening. Three…

I recently visited this club for a second Sunday night visit. I arrived at 8:30 PM, and there was no cover. You are required to write and sign your name when you come…

I go to Christie's every couple of months when I am in Phoenix, always on a weekday evening. I usually come here if I don't find what I'm looking for at Hi Liter. The…

I recently spent a Thursday evening and the next Friday afternoon at BDs. About the same number of customers both times -- not as busy as I expected Thursday night but much busier than…

This place was among my first visits to Portland strip clubs. Casa seemed to be one of the best clubs in the city based upon the reviews, so I made one of my primary…

I just spent 3 straight nights at Tootsie's -- Saturday through Monday nights. All were awesome. Tons of friendly, nude women who show it all. 100 women saturday, 3-4 dozen the other…

I finally had a chance to visit strip clubs in the city of industry. Déjà vu was where I spent most of my time. Even on a Sunday night, when other clubs like the spearmint…