Reviews by beishmael

Sad to report that there was a shooting at Mystic last weekend: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/01/alleged_gunman_in_mystic_strip.html Hearing this news made me think of a trip I had to Mystic back in October that I never reported on. So I...

Was in Detroit briefly and want to try some of the famous Detroit clubs. Decided on Henry's North because it was a Monday and there were $10 dances. Seemed like a low budget way...

Decided to give Exotica a try after recent reviews said the lap dances were worth the extra drive. I had an interesting experience. There weren't many dancers and only one was a real looker. She...

Decided to stop by again to see if the club was as appealing as it was last time. When I arrived, there was a gorgeous blonde auditioning on stage. To my eye, she was...

Stopped in during a recent trip to the area. The $25 gift card for $20 is a pretty good deal. Beer prices were fairly reasonable. I had read so many good reviews that I expected...

After reading some of the recent reviews, I decided to stop by and give this place a look. I'm glad I did. The dancer quality here is much higher than the places I've been frequenting...

Stopped by here for a drink and some entertainment after a crazy day at work. Because I'm not getting out nearly as much, I no longer recognize a lot of the dancers on the...

I've reviewed Rose City in the past. It is probably my favorite place in town. But I had my first semi-bad experience here recently. I arrived around 11 pm on a Thursday night. Lots of...

I keep stopping by this place just o see what's going on. I've been by in the afternoon only to find that there was only one dancer and no one on stage. Other times...

Stopped by here after being disappointed with the quality at Rose City. Was pleased with the dancers I saw so I grabbed an incredibly cheap PBR and hung out for a bit. Saw quite a...

Stopped by here last one Wednesday around 1 am. I had tried to get here earlier, but didn’t make it so there was only three dancers left and one leaving. The setup has been changed...

Rose City remains my favorite club in town. Every time I go somewhere else in town, I end up regretting not coming here instead. The place is typical for Portland club. Low key. Three stages....

Found myself on Yonge St. for a late dinner and noticed Zanzibar across the street. Honestly, how could I miss it with the huge sign running the height of the building. I decided to...

I stopped by after work on Friday to see how busy the club was. It’s a shame they don’t open until 6 pm. It would be nice to head out right at the end...

Stopped by Boom Boom Room one evening after hitting another club and finding it too busy. Didn’t have a whole lot of time to chill so despite the fact that Boom Boom Room has...

Planned on checking out the Vegas VIP Room again and remembered this was close by and I’ve never visited it before. It is a small, long club. There is one main stage and a couple...

After checking out Hotties and having a PBR, I went to my original target for the night. Despite the fact that I’ve never had a great dance here, I kept reading reviews that made...

Stopped by earlier in the day (before 7) to pay the lower entrance fee. Stuck around for a couple of minutes before leaving to meet some friends for dinner. Got a stamp and came...

Against my better judgment, I decided to go give Jiggles another try. I had a free pass from my last visit and some of the recent reviews made me think that perhaps I was...

First time at the famous Inner Room. Was looking forward to the visit, but didn’t have much time to stay. The reports are true that nipple tape is in use now. One of the dancers...

After striking out at Lure, I decided to head down the street to Boom Boom Room. I’ve been here and reviewed it before so I knew what to expect: a typical Portland neighborhood strip...

Was on the west side of town tonight and decided to try a couple of places on Barbur. The first was Lure (see my review of Boom Boom Room separately). I arrived around 7:30. There...

Was on the west side of town for a change and decided to stop by Jiggles. It’s been a long time since I’ve been here. Not sure when they completed the improvements, but the...

Decided to stop by after the Blazers game to see what the new space is like. As others have said, the interior is much nicer than it was before. The parking area in back...