Reviews by beishmael
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938 E Burnside St
Portland, OR 97214
Fun time while waiting for traffic to chill
Traffic was terrible so I dropped in a little after 6 pm. Apparently they had just opened and no one was on stage yet. I got a non-alcoholic beverage (needed to drive soon) and hung…
Nov 17, 2023, 9:40 PM
Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club
10335 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97266
Dive bar
After having fun at Tommy's awhile back, I've occasionally looked at the dancers listed on their website to see if anyone seemed worth making a stop for. Unfortunately, most don't have photos or profiles.
One dancer,…
Oct 22, 2017, 3:58 PM
Riverside Corral
545 SE Tacoma St
Portland, OR 97202
Can't figure this place out
Riverside Corral has always been a bit of a mystery to me. The place looks like it should be a neighborhood bar, not a club. But Xoticspot seems to always have attractive dancers listed there.…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(blwood)
Mar 25, 2017, 7:02 AM
Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club
10335 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97266
Small local dive bar, but fun
Decided to try this place after reading a few reviews. First few dancers didn't do much for me. But then Monroe got on stage. She is a powerhouse black woman. She's not skinny, but I…
Jul 10, 2016, 12:00 AM
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
They looked fake, but weren't
I visited Crazy Horse a couple of months ago. The place hasn't changed much at all since my last visit. The bathrooms are nicer which is a welcome improvement. The lack of alcohol, or really…
Jun 5, 2016, 12:00 AM
Rose City Strip
3620 SE 35th Pl
Portland, OR 97202, USA
Naomi Wow!
Managed to stop by my old favorite club for the first time in a long time. So much time goes by between visits these days that when I return, I don't recognize anyone.
The dancer quality…
Jun 5, 2016, 12:00 AM
Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club
10205 SW Park Way
Portland, OR 97225
Attractive dancers, decent club
It had been a while since I visited Sunset Strip. While I've never had an outstanding time here, I usually enjoy stopping by. The dancers are usually attractive. It isn't terribly busy. Things are casual.…
Apr 8, 2016, 12:00 AM
DV8
5021 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
Nice night at DV8
After striking out at Rose City, I drove up to DV8 to see if my luck would be better. I walked in just as they announced that they were shutting down the second stage and…
1 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(wada)
Jan 1, 2016, 12:00 AM
Rose City Strip
3620 SE 35th Pl
Portland, OR 97202, USA
Disappointing night at RCS
RCS has been my favorite place for a few years now even though I don't get to visit often. I stopped in the other night and the place was busy, but the there was only…
Jan 1, 2016, 12:00 AM
Rose City Strip
3620 SE 35th Pl
Portland, OR 97202, USA
RSC is always fun
Was on the East side of town for the first time in awhile. Got to hang out here for a couple of hours.
Watched the full compliment of dancers. The standout of the night was…
Sep 4, 2015, 12:00 AM
Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
895 O'Farrell St
San Francisco, CA 94109
Finally made it to the famous...
Finally made it to the famous O'Farrell Theater. After reading so much about it over the years, I was underwhelmed.
I arrived between 7 and 9 which was happy hour(?) so I only paid $15 for…
Jun 3, 2015, 12:00 AM
Exotica
229 NE Columbia Blvd, Portland, OR 97211, USA*
Stopped by after a late flight....
Stopped by after a late flight. Interesting scene with a drunk female customer who was causing all sorts of craziness with dancers. Never quite crossing the line, but clearly on the verge of getting her…
Mar 29, 2015, 12:00 AM
Riverside Corral
545 SE Tacoma St
Portland, OR 97202
Having heard some good things about...
Having heard some good things about Riverside Corral lately, I decided to give it another try. The last time I visited, I had a hard time imagining it as a place worth visiting for the…
Mar 29, 2015, 12:00 AM
Xpose
10140 SW Canyon Rd
Beaverton, OR 97005
I hadn't been here in ages...
I hadn't been here in ages when the club went by a different name. I think they had a fire which prompted a complete redo of the interior. It is definitely nicer, but feels essentially…
Jan 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
Lure Exotic Club
11051 SW Barbur Blvd
Portland, OR 97219
I've always been amazed at the...
I've always been amazed at the number of vehicles at Lure. On any given evening, the parking lot is full, but the couple of times that I stopped by, I wasn't impressed with the talent.…
Dec 20, 2014, 12:00 AM
Exotica
229 NE Columbia Blvd, Portland, OR 97211, USA*
Stopped by here late on a...
Stopped by here late on a Tuesday. Couldn't stay long which was good because the place was practically dead. The stage was empty when I arrived.
Saw one woman giving what looked like a good…
Nov 8, 2014, 12:00 AM
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
First time visiting Phoenix clubs. Had...
First time visiting Phoenix clubs. Had heard so much about them that there was little chance they could live up to the expectations. I started out at Hi-Liter's, but there was some problems with my…
Sep 9, 2014, 12:00 AM
Bandaids Showclub
2548 N 7th St
Phoenix, AZ 85006
After having an ok experience at...
After having an ok experience at BSC, I decide to try one more place before calling it a night. Bandaid's wasn't too far and had been on my list of places to check out.
This is…
1 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(Mate27)
Sep 9, 2014, 12:00 AM
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Stopped by Crazy Horse Theatre on...
Stopped by Crazy Horse Theatre on a recent trip to SF. It has been normal go to spot in SF. I keep considering trying Mitchell Brothers, but the price seems too rich for my blood.
I…
Aug 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
DV8
5021 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
Stopped by one evening after looking...
Stopped by one evening after looking at the schedule and seeing that a dancer named Scarlett was scheduled for the night. I've heard good things about her from another Portland board.<br>
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Turns out Scarlett isn't my…
Jun 22, 2014, 12:00 AM
Rose City Strip
3620 SE 35th Pl
Portland, OR 97202, USA
Stopped by Rose City for the...
Stopped by Rose City for the first time in awhile. Found out that my ATF is no longer dancing. She will be missed.<br>
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Met a new dancer who was trying to gather up some money before…
May 13, 2014, 12:00 AM
Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Made the trek out here on...
Made the trek out here on a recent trip to Orlando. Arrived shortly after the Subday buffet which was disappointing both because I mussed the food and the place was packed. I could skip the…
Apr 15, 2014, 12:00 AM
Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party
3 SW Pasadena St, Portland, OR 97219, USA*
After striking out last time, I...
After striking out last time, I was PM'd by the owner and encouraged to give it another try. He suggested that they are starting a VIP membership, etc. I appreciated the offer, but decided I…
Mar 16, 2014, 12:00 AM
Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party
3 SW Pasadena St, Portland, OR 97219, USA*
I've been here once before. There...
I've been here once before. There was only one dancer that time. I got tried a dance, but I wasn't that attracted to the dancer so I didn't stick around long.
I've always wanted to come…
Feb 15, 2014, 12:00 AM
The Venue
9950 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
Sad to report that there was...
Sad to report that there was a shooting at Mystic last weekend:
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/01/alleged_gunman_in_mystic_strip.html
Hearing this news made me think of a trip I had to Mystic back in October that I never reported on. So I thought…
Jan 17, 2014, 12:00 AM













