Reviews by beishmael

Traffic was terrible so I dropped in a little after 6 pm. Apparently they had just opened and no one was on stage yet. I got a non-alcoholic beverage (needed to drive soon) and hung…

After having fun at Tommy's awhile back, I've occasionally looked at the dancers listed on their website to see if anyone seemed worth making a stop for. Unfortunately, most don't have photos or profiles. One dancer,…

Riverside Corral has always been a bit of a mystery to me. The place looks like it should be a neighborhood bar, not a club. But Xoticspot seems to always have attractive dancers listed there.…

Decided to try this place after reading a few reviews. First few dancers didn't do much for me. But then Monroe got on stage. She is a powerhouse black woman. She's not skinny, but I…

I visited Crazy Horse a couple of months ago. The place hasn't changed much at all since my last visit. The bathrooms are nicer which is a welcome improvement. The lack of alcohol, or really…

Managed to stop by my old favorite club for the first time in a long time. So much time goes by between visits these days that when I return, I don't recognize anyone. The dancer quality…

It had been a while since I visited Sunset Strip. While I've never had an outstanding time here, I usually enjoy stopping by. The dancers are usually attractive. It isn't terribly busy. Things are casual.…

After striking out at Rose City, I drove up to DV8 to see if my luck would be better. I walked in just as they announced that they were shutting down the second stage and…

RCS has been my favorite place for a few years now even though I don't get to visit often. I stopped in the other night and the place was busy, but the there was only…

Was on the East side of town for the first time in awhile. Got to hang out here for a couple of hours. Watched the full compliment of dancers. The standout of the night was…

Finally made it to the famous O'Farrell Theater. After reading so much about it over the years, I was underwhelmed. I arrived between 7 and 9 which was happy hour(?) so I only paid $15 for…

Stopped by after a late flight. Interesting scene with a drunk female customer who was causing all sorts of craziness with dancers. Never quite crossing the line, but clearly on the verge of getting her…

Having heard some good things about Riverside Corral lately, I decided to give it another try. The last time I visited, I had a hard time imagining it as a place worth visiting for the…

I hadn't been here in ages when the club went by a different name. I think they had a fire which prompted a complete redo of the interior. It is definitely nicer, but feels essentially…

I've always been amazed at the number of vehicles at Lure. On any given evening, the parking lot is full, but the couple of times that I stopped by, I wasn't impressed with the talent.…

Stopped by here late on a Tuesday. Couldn't stay long which was good because the place was practically dead. The stage was empty when I arrived. Saw one woman giving what looked like a good…

First time visiting Phoenix clubs. Had heard so much about them that there was little chance they could live up to the expectations. I started out at Hi-Liter's, but there was some problems with my…

After having an ok experience at BSC, I decide to try one more place before calling it a night. Bandaid's wasn't too far and had been on my list of places to check out. This is…

Stopped by Crazy Horse Theatre on a recent trip to SF. It has been normal go to spot in SF. I keep considering trying Mitchell Brothers, but the price seems too rich for my blood. I…

Stopped by one evening after looking at the schedule and seeing that a dancer named Scarlett was scheduled for the night. I've heard good things about her from another Portland board.<br> <br> Turns out Scarlett isn't my…

Stopped by Rose City for the first time in awhile. Found out that my ATF is no longer dancing. She will be missed.<br> <br> Met a new dancer who was trying to gather up some money before…

Made the trek out here on a recent trip to Orlando. Arrived shortly after the Subday buffet which was disappointing both because I mussed the food and the place was packed. I could skip the…

After striking out last time, I was PM'd by the owner and encouraged to give it another try. He suggested that they are starting a VIP membership, etc. I appreciated the offer, but decided I…

I've been here once before. There was only one dancer that time. I got tried a dance, but I wasn't that attracted to the dancer so I didn't stick around long. I've always wanted to come…

Sad to report that there was a shooting at Mystic last weekend: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/01/alleged_gunman_in_mystic_strip.html Hearing this news made me think of a trip I had to Mystic back in October that I never reported on. So I thought…