Reviews by beishmael
Submit a ReviewThunder Ranch Lap Dance Club
13409 OR-99E, Oak Grove, OR 97222, USA*
It used to be a Chinese...
It used to be a Chinese restaurant. The hours and set up seem very similar to that of the place in Beaverton, but the facilities themselves are nicer.
I visited here twice. Once on a Wednesday…
Aug 21, 2011, 12:00 AM
DV8
5021 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
Decided to stop by on a...
Decided to stop by on a Sunday afternoon because the schedule listed my ATF from Rose City Strip, and I wanted to see if it really was her. It was which meant I had a…
Jul 24, 2011, 12:00 AM
DV8
5021 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
After having great experiences recently at...
After having great experiences recently at Rose City Strip, I decided to give DV8 another try because it is owned by the same people.
DV8 has always been a great local bar. They have PBR for…
Jun 23, 2011, 12:00 AM
Stars Cabaret Bridgeport
17939 SW McEwan Rd
Portland, OR 97224
Haven't spent much time in any...
Haven't spent much time in any of the Stars Cabaret locations before. Some of the earlier reviews piqued my interest so when I found myself on the west side, I decided to stop in.
They have…
May 27, 2011, 12:00 AM
Rose City Strip
3620 SE 35th Pl
Portland, OR 97202, USA
Decided to give this club another...
Decided to give this club another try and am glad I did. The dancer quality was mixed. One dancer who shouldn't be allowed to dance. A couple who were ok, and then some cute women.…
Apr 27, 2011, 12:00 AM
Casa Diablo Original Blood
2839 NW St Helens Rd
Portland, OR 97210
First time back here in awhile....
First time back here in awhile. They've added what appears to be a small secondary stage near the bar where the pool table used to be. It wasn't in use while I was there.
It has…
Mar 30, 2011, 12:00 AM
Mynt Gentlemen's Club
3376 NE Sandy Blvd, Portland, OR 97232, USA*
Around the beginning of the year,...
Around the beginning of the year, I had been pleasantly surprised by Mynt. Even though it was owned by the same people who own Spyce, it was operated differently.
Spyce has its benefits. The women are…
Mar 1, 2011, 12:00 AM
Spyce Gentlemen's Club
210 NW Couch St
Portland, OR 97209
Stopped around 10 pm on a...
Stopped around 10 pm on a Thursday. I had been here a few times before and it had seemed very slow, but I had always been here earlier in the evening.
There weren't a ton of…
Jan 9, 2011, 12:00 AM
The Lounge
6210 NE Columbia Blvd
Portland, OR 97218
The first time I visited the...
The first time I visited the Landing Strip, I didn't know what to expect. The reviews had been so negative that I expected it to be a dump.
It isn't amazing, but it isn't a dump…
Dec 12, 2010, 12:00 AM
Stars Cabaret Bend
197 NE 3rd St
Bend, OR 97701
Stopped by during a recent business...
Stopped by during a recent business trip. I didn't expect much and wasn't disappointed.
There were quite a few dancers. They were running two stages. Most of the dancers were attractive. Only one or two seemed…
Nov 11, 2010, 12:00 AM
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
Was in town for business and...
Was in town for business and decided to see how true the rumors of Detroit club insanity are. Believe it.
Showed up around midnight and stayed for a couple of hours. Lots of women dancing, but…
Oct 15, 2010, 12:00 AM
Club Rouge
403 SW Harvey Milk St
Portland, OR 97204
Had forty minutes or so to...
Had forty minutes or so to kill before meeting some friends for dinner so I decided to stop by. Arrived around 5:45 on Friday.
First couple dancer were skinny and attractive. All but two of the…
Sep 4, 2010, 12:00 AM
Carnaval
310 SW Oak St, Portland, OR 97204, USA*
Stopped by around 10 pm on...
Stopped by around 10 pm on a Monday. There were six dancers that night. One was an absolute stunner. Probably an 8 or 9. Another was a 7 or 8, but was covered in tattoos…
Jul 6, 2010, 12:00 AM
Club Rouge
403 SW Harvey Milk St
Portland, OR 97204
Had an hour to kill on...
Had an hour to kill on recent Wednesday so I stopped by Club Rouge to see what it was like. I'm not sure how many dancers were in the rotation as I didn't see any…
Jun 9, 2010, 12:00 AM
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
After reading the reviews, I decided...
After reading the reviews, I decided to try this out during a recent trip to SF. What everyone says about the theater seating is correct. What an odd arrangement.
The level of contact was rather shocking…
May 12, 2010, 12:00 AM
VIP Room PDX
10014 SW Canyon Rd, Portland, OR 97225, USA*
Stopped by after visiting another strip...
Stopped by after visiting another strip club. I knew it was a Monday night, but was pleasantly surprised by the number of people here. I didn't actually expect anyone to be at the club, let…
Apr 13, 2010, 12:00 AM
Casa Diablo Original Blood
2839 NW St Helens Rd
Portland, OR 97210
Amazing trip to Casa Diablo last...
Amazing trip to Casa Diablo last night. It was a Wednesday evening, and I only had a little over an hour to spare. Because of that, I didn't plan on getting any private dance, only…
Feb 26, 2010, 12:00 AM
The Hawthorne Strip
1026 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214, USA*
This is the second time I've...
This is the second time I've visited the Hawthorne Strip. I wasn't very impressed the last time, but I had been hanging out at the Lucky Lab and had too much too drink there. I…
Jan 14, 2010, 12:00 AM
Jiggles
7455 SW Nyberg St
Tualatin, OR 97062
Stopped by Jiggles around 11 pm...
Stopped by Jiggles around 11 pm on a Wednesday. Paid the usual $15 to get in ($10 before 7 pm).
There were about about a dozen dancers. A few looked like they might need to move…
Oct 14, 2009, 12:00 AM
Casa Diablo Original Blood
2839 NW St Helens Rd
Portland, OR 97210
Stopped by last night to try...
Stopped by last night to try to catch the 2 girl shows that everyone talks about. I decided to go on a Monday because the dancer schedule, posted on their MySpace page, listed "Girl on…
Sep 16, 2009, 12:00 AM













