Reviews by harrisemerald

Pre-pandemic visit. Took a cab from the strip and the guy was telling me I should go to another place because it's dangerous. No thanks pal I did my research and knew what I was…

Tldr: knock off version of Casa Diablo on the west side with the same prices. Visited on a weekend evening. The club itself is kind of awkwardly laid out and I couldn’t even tell you how…

Got here around 8. Never really can get used to the seating here. It’s stadium seating with a short bar. I’d recommend a bar seat because otherwise you’re not going to get any attention.…

Came here late on a weeknight. This is about as standard a Portland dive strip club experience as there is. Beer was decently priced. Bartender was attentive. And the girls were good too. Think there…

Casa Diablo is a pretty wild place. Live girl girl sex shows on stage and hands on lap dances are the norm here which is awesome. Just a really cool bar with hot ass chicks.…

This is a worn out club with worn out dancers. A decent place to drink a beer but I wouldn’t go expecting much. Just an old bar really. The girls were mostly older and friendly…

I think the only reason i keep coming here is because it’s far from where I live and won’t risk running into anyone. This night there were a good amount of girls. Most are about…

Showed up on a hot day around 9 pm. No cover but a two drink minimum. Whatever. Bartender was hot, wouldnt have minded if she was on stage. Most of the girls were mid 20s…

This place is a dump. On a pretty busy street so parking can be tough. Went inside and there were about 5 dancers and some regulars at the bar. No one tipping at the rack…

This place is pretty rundown. Got there in the afternoon and there's about 5 girls there. They were friendly but not especially hot. Most of the customers stick to the bar area and lotto machines…

Showed up in late afternoon and there were like 5 dancers on shift. This place definitely has some thick girls. A good amount of variety. Tipping just a buck at the stage gets the…

Been here a couple of times and it's rough. One time there weren't even any dancers on stage. I think there was only one on shift and she was doing an extended private dance session.…

Really kind of an average club at first glance. Walked in and was greeted by worn out staff and worn out dancers that are typical of Portland clubs. It's really in the middle of nowhere…

Exotica. Same drink prices, same minimal cover charge on a friday night, same facilities. I like thick dancers so this place fits me well and has for a while. THICK THICK THICK everywhere. Just a…

Showed up in the late afternoon and there were around 5 dancers on shift. This place definitely has some thick girls, but there are also some small girls. A good amount of variety. Tipping just…

I'd heard good things about Boom Boom Room and found myself in the area on a saturday afternoon. In the mood to pay a woman to grind on me for a while. Walked in and…

Another Portland dive bar, nothing more nothing less. This is a good place to throw back few brewskis and look at naked ladies out of the corner of your eye, but not a good place…

Classic Portland strip bar. Just a neighborhood bar that happens to have a naked girl in the corner. People there might or might not pay attention to her. You wonder if the girls actually make…

Checked this place during the day on a Saturday a while back. Plenty of cars in the parking lot so I was surprised to see that there were only a few other customers in there…

Went to this club on a friday night. A fun experience but not really the type of place to get great dances. More of a stage show type of place. Most of the dancers were…

Mary's is a classic Portland dive bar that just happens to have some naked ladies in the corner. Often, people aren't even paying attention to them. Dancers tend to be the tattooed types with bad…

Exotica is my kind of place. Lights are low enough where nobody really stands out, and the drinks aren't super expensive. I tend to find myself here on friday or saturday nights. There are usually…

Exotica is still one of the better mileage clubs in town, and it's getting better with each visit. Nothing illegal, just really good lap dances. Around 10-15 dancers, and the quality in looks had gone…

Rose City Strip is a pretty weird place. I've had some of the best times and some mediocre times here, but never bad. At best, I've gotten some hands on lap dances and been offered…

Back to Exotica. For what I'm looking for, this is the best club in town. Nice mix of dancers, with some black, white, skinny, thick, etc. There was a small cover charge ($5), but I…