Reviews by harrisemerald

I had been to this club when it was Carnaval downstairs, and decided to check out the new building. In a nutshell, very disappointing. First of all, there was an $8 cover, pretty steep but…

Noooooooo Exotica got its liquor license revoked and is closed. Where will Portlanders go for their big booty fix? Admittedly, there were a few girls that were...shall we say, a little crazy, but…

I went to Cab III on a weekday around 5:30 and was impressed. The building itself is huge, with multiple stages and rooms. On this day, only the front room was open with…

Stopped by the Acrop for the first time around 5:30 on a weekday to avoid traffic. This place was a pretty typical Portland titty bar-the girls are not really the main attraction, but rather…

Stopped by Shimmers on a weekday evening around 8 or 9. It's located just off of the busy intersection of 82nd and Foster, but parking was easy in their lot. Inside, there were 4 dancers…

Back to Exotica. This club is probably my favorite club because it's the only one in town that consistently has some great big booty dancers on shift. If you are an ass man,…

Finally stopped by the famous VIP Room. Upon entering you have to buy a $5 non-alcoholic drink, so there is basically a $5 cover, which is pretty cheap. At Jiggles, there is a…

Went back to Safari after not stopping by for a few months. The club itself is clean, with ample space at the bar and on the floor. Two stage shows going on at…

I visited Spyce a couple of months ago, here's the breakdown: It's located in old town, so I had to park a few blocks away on a friday night. There was a cover of about…

I've been to Jiggles many times at all different times of day over the past five years. It is probably the most consistent club in the Portland area. THE GOOD: There are always a lot…

Dropped by this place on a friday night and stayed for a few hours. Union Jack's can get VERY busy during peak bar hours, to the extent that it's hard to even find a…

I had always wanted to stop by after driving by this place for many years. First observation: some mean-looking biker dudes outside eyeing me as I walked in. The bar itself was totally…

Been here a few times, with positive results. I am definitely an ass man, and this is one of the few places in Portland that fulfills. Lots of dancers working, many were fake-looking…