tobythedog

The last time I visited Carnaval was about two years ago, and the place was awful. Cold, empty, featuring ugly girls. Its only redeeming feature was that it was open after 2:30. So imagine my…

There is only one problem with Spearmint Rhino. It's too popular. I was there twice last weekend, once on Thursday and once on Saturday. Thursday was great, because it wasn't jammed with dudes and there…

I understand the appeal of Sapphire, but it isn't what appeals to me. It's an enormous place, like a Home Depot, but instead of lumber and tools, you've got tits and ass. But it's also…