There is only one problem with...

There is only one problem with Spearmint Rhino. It's too popular. I was there twice last weekend, once on Thursday and once on Saturday. Thursday was great, because it wasn't jammed with dudes and there were plenty of ladies. Saturday, well, it was so crowded that it was almost impossible to move, and most of the dancers wanted to hustle for the 3 song/$100 deal. That's cool--I get it. But it isn't relaxing when it's like that.

That said, Thursday was terrific. We took a limo and got comped at the door, and then I had dances from a half-dozen girls throughout the night. The mileage is okay--don't expect anything extra out on the floor--but the talent is top-shelf, gorgeous and friendly. I had three dances with a gorgeous girl called Lydia, who gave me good grinding before asking me to go back into the VIP (not tonight, sweetie), and a beautiful Hawaiian girl whose name (sadly) escapes me. As she ground away, she told me, "The reason you like Asian girls is because we have such tight pussies." Smart girl.

You just have to pick your times when it comes to the Rhino. I won't go there on a Fri or Sat again, because it's always like that. But any other night? Mmm, minty.