I understand the appeal of Sapphire,...

I understand the appeal of Sapphire, but it isn't what appeals to me. It's an enormous place, like a Home Depot, but instead of lumber and tools, you've got tits and ass. But it's also brutally loud--more club than stripclub. The dances were fine and a lot of the girls were gorgeous, but I couldn't hear myself think, and it was almost impossible to focus on the cute girl writing on my lap. We stayed maybe an hour and then left.