Reviews by tod

This is a reasonably friendly club known for inked dancers and its hipster atmosphere. These days, it's not really for me, I guess I'm too old. The private dance areas are not private, and...

This strikes me as the kind of place where you have to know the dancers. I chatted up a girl, and I had the impression that she expected me to take time to...

Came in on a fairly quiet afternoon during the week. The place is very nice, but I don't come to strip clubs to look at architecture. Actually, I prefer more of a...

This club is closed, along with the other one in this sort of run-down adult shopping mall. Dillinger's, I think the other one was called. They have been closed for at least...

It's a big club on the corner of Columbia and MLK, with a generous parking lot. I don't actually like to visit this club at busy times (Fri, Sat nights), because it gets...

The space is just a box-shaped room with a bar a couple of very small stages. It's well-lit. The nicest thing (in the summer) is that it has a patio in back...

The facility is a little nicer, in my view, than it was last time I visited, which was years ago. It's not as dark, not as smoky (since it's illegal to smoke indoors...

Went to Club Skinn again on a weekday afternoon. It's a real dive, you have to like that kind of thing. As usual, there were about four dancers on shift. You can check their...

Well, I had a very nice experience here, and I think you can see from my history that this isn't a shill review. I saw a pretty young white girl sitting outside as I drove...

The facility is large, with three stages, I guess, a long bar, and lots of video machines around the side. They have a cover on Saturday evenings, maybe Fridays as well. There are very...

I came in about 10pm on a Friday. I haven't seen all the strip clubs in Portland (who would want to?) but I can't think of any that are as nice on the...

I've dropped by Glimmers a couple of times since the last review. They have an intimidating bouncer in the evenings, not sure exactly which days. Definitely not the kind of thing you...

Glimmers has updated, what I once described as a "fishing shack" has morphed over the years. The big new attraction: curtained-off dance areas. But generally it's cleaner than it used to be,...

It was quiet, not surprising for a Friday afternoon. The facility is a pretty nice one, in my view, just because it's a long, kind of narrow space which allows for conversations not...

Everything PortlandDave says about the club is true as far as I know. I believe there were six dancers on shift. When I came in, about 11:30pm, it was dead as a doornail. ...

First of all, the facility seemed fine. I don't go to strip clubs for ambience, though. Just like the previous review (which I should have read!) I found a bunch of guys...

Lately things are really picking up at Club Skinn, from my point of view. I have a preference for black girls. I've had great dances from Chyna and Honey, a number of...

Came by late in the evening, I think it was a Sunday. As always, the place is a real dive, even for a strip club, but I come here for the dances, not...

Went in on a Friday evening and had a great time. It being an evening, the bouncer was there and immediately let me know there was a 1-drink minimum. I sat at...

Dropped by to see if it was as bad as they say. It was. I watched a vaguely pretty young blond lady called Britney dance on stage and foolishly let her convince...

I've been by here a few times in recent months, and always done well. My favorite thing: private booths for dances in the back. I've had good experiences with high-mileage dances here. This...

Came in on a Tuesday afternoon, there was only one other guy at the bar, but I believe there were six dancers around. I actually like Glimmers environment: it's one smallish room, with...

This place has seriously slid since the O-Zone closed. The dancers were all grouchy types, as far as I could tell, and not pretty or young, either. I sat down at the...

I saw a review on another site claiming this place was balls-to-the-wall mileage with "gangsta" clientele. So I came in a couple times, had a couple dances, earlier in the day when the...