Dropped by to see if it...

Dropped by to see if it was as bad as they say. It was. I watched a vaguely pretty young blond lady called Britney dance on stage and foolishly let her convince me to get a lapdance for $25. It was probably the worst airdance I've ever had, she almost literally never touched me from start to finish. I only had thirty dollars, but I wasn't tipping $5 for that. I made her go find change.

They've taken the door off the dance room, and one hears there are cameras in there. Very likely. Even as uninterested as she was in the proceedings, you've have expected her to pay a little more attention to me than that. She never even took anything off.

You know, the place actually looks good. I think they vacuumed.