Reviews by SC_Afficionado

This is a review from Saturday, Jan 3rd... First of all, I had given up on this club, long ago! I haven't visited Foxy Lady in over a year. The club is under new ownership... still managed by Johnny. However, a $8 cover charge ($3 cover charge increase); and, two new private lap dance rooms (total: 4 private lap dance rooms). The drink prices have remained the same, reasonable for the frugal drinkers. There is an outdoor smoking section for smokers (closed off with a 7ft wooden fence). The cost of a private lapper, $30 for 5 minutes; $60 for 10 minutes; $75 for 15 minutes, etc (I can't remember the other private lap dance time/cost). The talent level was a little better and much improved, friendlier, a lot of verbal sparring partners; and, I didn't see any retread dancers from a year ago. Then again, maybe I did? Bambi(?), I do believe danced here and Paradise City, under the old ownership? There were about 6-7 dancers on deck; and, 2 out of the 6-7 dancers, claimed to have had their first start, at Foxy Lady, on this night. Nevertheless, I had enjoyed my visit (thumbs up - much improved)! Although, I didn't stay very long, approx 2 hours; and, that was for GOOD reasons... I mean, I was approached and I was introduced to all of the dancers. A pleasant surprise, compared to previous visits - good job, new ownership! And, I had settled down and conversed with one of the new dancers... Thereafter, small talk and stiff negotiations - off to the lap dance room! Be advised, to keep the integrity of the dancer and to keep the good times, rollin'... I'll keep the entertainment specifics, unnamed without details. However, I will recommend Foxy Lady... to all of TUSCLuvahs that enjoy strip clubs the same way that I do (wink)! When (or if) you are in the area, visit Foxy Lady, you will leave satisfied... - Happy Endings

One word: Weak I should've known better (considering, I'm from the DC area and I know my way around the DC Metro strip club scene). Nevertheless, I did want to take a peak inside and check out the talent, since I was in the area on this Friday evening. WOW? What a waste of time! I mean, one could sit outside and watch the chicks workout at the fitness center next door and be better entertained (of course, if you don't mind looking like a perv, lol)! Long story short... I won't return! Grade: D- (literally, Dick-minus hardon) NOTE: Dupont Circle is two block south of this place... for those "boi's" that are into challenging chess matches and gay play (to each his/her own).

One word: GHETTO. I mean, I don't mind a ghetto (booty shakin) strip club (I'll be the first in line, if there is mileage and fun to be had); however, this joint was the worse! The clientel was a bunch of wannabe thugs wearing knock-off jeans and off brand tennis shoes; and, dyke broads with dreadlocks, sitting on pervert row with blank stares! I should've known this wasn't a good idea to patronize this place; because, it was difficult to find; and, after locating the club via club security standing outside, loitering with customers(?)... I should've cut my losses and ventured elsewhere! Nevertheless, after a brief search at the door, I walked inside. A WOC at the front desk, taking the cover charge (meanwhile, she never looked up from her iPhone, texting). The club was dark with blue lights, loud music and 3 dancers onstage, performing. At first, I didn't think it was gonna be so bad, until I noticed a few dancers (yawning, bored) sitting down on the chairs in the roped off VIP section. The dancers were (just) OK, all WOC... Many of them looked disinterested in making money; so, I was disinterested in spending money and wasting any more of my in this club. I, left (without buying any drinks). End of story...

The layout is the same as many have previously described; so, there's no need to repeat... The entertainment (dancers) were decent, without overbearing loud music where the food is good, you'll enjoy this place. This is a chill spot to check out some female dancers (w/pasties) and enjoy an edible lunch menu; then, this is definitely the place for you... IMHO, you will enjoy yourself. However, if you are looking for the "full menu" in a strip club with VIP private lappers, you're looking in the wrong place! More importantly, you'll be hard pressed to find that type of party in the state of Virginia (let alone in Northern Virginia)! Anyway, I do like this joint... Why? Because, I went in with no expectations and the full understanding of the laws in the Commonwealth! A "chill" gentlemens club, a good place to eat lunch with a fairly decent mix of females dancing with pasties on! It's definitely NOT my typical strip club search and find... But, in my opinion, 1320 II is the BEST place in Northern Va to enjoy a gentlemens club without breaking the bank. Otherwise, Paper Moon down the street is bigger and has better talent; but, you'll leave that place "thirsty" with nothing to show for it... if, you know what I mean? Your money... Your time... YOU decide?

It's a sad state of affairs and says a lot about the strip clubs in PG County MD and the DC area, when Fuegos is rated in the same category as Stadium in DC, smh... (refer to TUSCL star ratings).<br> <br> Why? This club is a circus (i.e., female exotic dancers, music, setup, cover charge, concessions stand, etc).<br> <br> Although, the variety of female dancers at this joint is a plus! However, the strip club atmosphere at this place reminds me of the entertainment at Ringling Bros & Barnum Bailey Circus... You have the different sizes, shapes and colors, various countries & nationalities of female exotic entertainment, the loud music & MC, the vending machine of a snack bar, the petty hidden charges for VIP status and the ridiculous cover charge in order to bear witness to subpar stage performances and lap dance entertainment. <br> <br> This is definitely a strip club NOT a gentlemens club... A gentlemens club is setup to accommodate and cater to the likes, desires and the fantasy of the distinguished gentleman (females are only allowed to patronize such establishments, when accompanied by a male); whereas, strip club don't care - strip clubs are setup to accommodate and cater to the dollar bill (you pay, you watch - you pay, again and you watch, again).<br> <br> Do you see where I'm going with this?<br> <br> At Fuegos, upon leaving this strip club you will feel cheated by the dancers, robbed by the club's management/owners and molested by club security personnel. Although, it is safe inside and outside of this establishment... More often than none, the overall strip club experience (the hustle) here will most likely leave you high and dry! The rules, the regulations and the strip club's security, inside and out of this place, appear to be for your safety and your enjoyment. However, when you take a moment to reflect on your past strip club experience at Fuegos, you will understand and realize that the club format and the Fuegos club design is to protect Fuegos strip club profits, only... Thus, it is a waste of time and efforts for any outsiders to rob and/or steal from the Fuegos patron.<br> <br> Now, I'm NOT against spending money and patronizing strip clubs! I'm a long time Hobbyist. I luv going to strip clubs, nationwide, and spending money at these joints... However, strip clubs and gentlemens clubs are supposed to make you feel GOOD about patronizing and spending money at their establishments via customer service, exotic stage performances and/or VIP lap dance experiences.<br> <br> The circus at Fuegos leaves a lot to be desired and expected from a strip club... And, I've been to many hole-in-the-wall strip clubs and lap dance parties! But, this spot is one of the worse! I mean, in terms of a overall GOOD time at a strip club... The club environment is a hustle. The dances are a hustle. And, the management is a hustle!<br> <br> What a shame, though, smh... I mean, the club itself is spacious and it has the potential to be a GREAT strip club for those of you that just wanna look at some ghetto booty to foreign broads! It has a variety of female exotic dancers (various sizes, shapes, colors, nationalities); but, the club experience really sucks, lackluster! The Fuegos strippers walk around like halfnaked zombies with limited communicative skills and lap dance talents. <br> <br> Basically, the girls here walk around with the "you owe me money" attitude; just because, you're looking at them halfnaked to the sounds of rap music, smh... (sidebar: They actually believe in T-Pain "I'm in luv with a stripper")! They'll walk up to you, turn around, shake their ass a couple of times in front of you and hold their hands out for money, money and mo' money... HUH? WTF is that all about, lol smh?? No customer service skills, whatsoever... But, I don't blame that on the dancers, totally; that is definitely a flaw in management.<br> <br> Management always set the tone for a good, bad and/or indifferent environment and experience at a strip club! <br> <br> Ironically, you will NOT get what you pay for at Fuegos... I, repeat, "You will NOT get what you pay for at Fuegos..." Thus, I will not return or recommend.<br> <br> Of course, if I read that you will get your money's worth at this joint, I will probably reconsider... Until then, I'm done - no more Fuegos for me! LOL <br> <br> - You decide for yourself?<br> <br> <br>

Under new management; and, this club is now open, daytime (12pm)...<br> <br> I was passing by today, around 2pm; and, I had noticed that there was a guy sitting in a folding chair (door open) in front of Harley Riders... I did u-turn at the auto parts store next door; parked and walked towards the front entrance.<br> <br> The gentleman at the door, stood up from his chair and greeted me (no search) and encouraged me to go inside... A cool dude. He informed me that there were only 4 dancers, working (with the infamous promise of more dancers to come). After a brief conversation, he told me that he was the new manager (his girlfriend was part owner of the new Harley Riders), and he was in the process of improving the quality and the entertainment of the club.<br> <br> Nevertheless, I paid the cover charge, $10 (daytime). Upon entry, the inside club appearance has changed for the better. Also, the quality of dancers had improved, as well. I was pleasantly surprised... Now, it hasn't improved enough to compete with the entertainment and the quality of Stadium Gentlemen's Club in DC, but Harley Riders has much improved.<br> <br> <br> More importantly, your money still goes a long way at Harley Riders; especially, daytime! I was in, satisfied and out within 45 minutes... If, you've read my previous reviews? Then, you'll understand what I mean by "satisfied" - no need for intricate details!<br> <br> Gentlemen ENJOY!!!<br>

This review is from my visit on Friday, March 14th around 6pm (the start of 2nd shift)... The dancers that were available were Stacy, April, Amber, Cherri and one other girl (I can't remember her name). There's no need to describe the layout at Carnival Bookstore. Why? Because, the bookstore's layout, the price for the 15 minute private dancers have been overstated in previous reviews (refer to previous reviews). Nevertheless, I chose Amber... Be advised, I haven't been to Carnival in over 6 mos; and, this was a new Amber (unlike, the Amber of my previous visits). Amber: Approx 5'5", mixed color hair, average size (nice tits), attractive (in comparison to the previous "Amber" talents at Carnival) with a pleasant attitude. Thus, one of my reasons for choosing Amber. Prior to requesting a session with Amber... via the 1 minute both chat with Amber, I had discussed with Amber what "fun" was available, before deciding (confirmation) on a private session with her. Upon entry into the private room, immediately, we had gotten down to "the bizness!" A very good private lap dance session (undisclosed details). Although, I will say, "She had provided the proper utilities; and, she held true to her words, all agreements." I, highly recommend Amber... (my advice: cum in early, the start of her shift for a fresh adventure)! Enough said about that... Honorable Mention: Stacy. Stacy is an attractive, blonde, MILF-type (for the interested gentlemen of sorts)... She was located in the booth, facing the main entrance of the bookstore. Upon my arrival, Stacy welcomed and greeted me with a pretty smile, small chat and a great and bubbly attitude to match... However, no agreement with Stacy to the kind of "fun" that I was interested in, YMMV. Otherwise, she is a GOOD pick, also! A satisfied visit at Carnival Bookstore!

It's laughable how some mofo's post comments, passing judgement, snarky remarks, parental advice, etc about fellow BP patrons! Meanwhile, they frequent BP for female companionship, OTC action, friendship from Clover, etc etc etc... C'mon now, guys? Unnecessary. I mean, how lame is that? IDK?? I, digress... No judgement. My point: From newcomers to regular patrons, alike - everyone that patronizes BP (or any local strip club) should act like an adult. Respect. 1) Respect - One another's space (i.e., money spent, entertainment selection, tastes in dancer talent, etc). 2) Respect - Individual menu preference (i.e., BBBJ, BBFS, OTC, etc). Why? Because, what we all share in common is finding that best girlfriend experience(s)... period, end of story. Some may asks, "Who in their right mind would want BBFS at any strip club - let alone BP?" Answer: Well, many do. And, many have... IMHO, to each his/her own! Be advised, should you decided to partake in a covered or an uncovered girlfriend experience with any of the random strippers at Ballpark Tavern, the fatal risks are equal... You, roll the dice! Sure, a covered girlfriend experience with a BP stripper reduces the risks. However, it is NOT 100% safe! And, it does NOT make you any smarter than the guy that randomly chooses to partake in BBFS. Unfortunately, the risks are one in the same. More often than none, BBFS happens with many of the dancers/patrons at Ballpark... Yes, it does. Many of the dancers, but only a few, consistently practice and/or consume. Yes, it does. Many of the patrons, but only a few will admit and/or advise... Nevertheless, it does happen! Cheyanne (formerly of BP) Kaydence (formerly of BP) Exstacy (formerly of BP) Megan Brooklyn Heather Candy Spice... all deserve honorable mention! Thus, if you're living in a glass house - you shouldn't throw any stones! Disclaimer: What happens at the Ballpark Tavern is between two (or more) consenting adults... Enter and/or exit at your own risks! NOTE: You have agreed to dealing with the stench, smoke, smell of shame, retro dank, exchange of foul fluids associated to getting the job done. Welcome To The Ballpark Tavern! Enjoy :D

There is no need to describe the club layout... previously, described. I had visited the BallPark on Saturday. It's been awhile since I've been to BP; however, I knew what to expect. Entered the club, sat at the bar and ordered a beer; while, checking out the bar scene and entertainment. Promptly, I was greeted by Danni. Unfortunately, Danni spent most of her barside manner with conversation (complaints) about a patron stiffing her for over $100 in dances! Be advised, Danni was pleasant and nice enough to look at... But, who wants hear a dancer complaining? I, digress. Nevertheless, Ashley was dancing, onstage... IMHO, Ashley was attractive, dressed in a mini-skirt and thigh-highs. OK. Now, she has my attention! I'm a sucker for a mini-skirt and nice legs... Yes. Hmmmm, lmao! :) As I had watched Ashley's performance, I was approached by two other girls. I, politely declined. Why? I wanted Ashley! In the meantime, she became aware of my interests; and, she acknowledged it (all) with a sweet smile... After collecting her tips from the other customers sitting around the bar, she saved me for last; afterwards, she sat with me barside and we had conversed for a moment. Then, she asked, "Would you like a dance?" Of course, I replied... Then, she asked, "Well, what do you like?" Without going over the actual details of my response, negotiations were settled and reasonable. Keep in mind, this was my first time meeting Ashley... A job well done, by her. FS was completed in 2 songs! I left very very much satisfied, relieved (and a $ lighter than I had arrived). YMMV

One word: GHETTO. I mean, I've been to a lot of strip clubs (dive bars), nationwide, good and bad and indifferent. And, this joint is (just) plain ole GHETTO and ratchet, literally. I mean, no need to comment on the bad club layout (previously, described by others); but, 95% of the brawds that work at this joint are the worse! IMHO, many of these chicks can play NFL defense/linebacker for any one of the NFC East teams! I'll bet the Facebook Farm, they'll have better career success; if, chosen. Anyway, I have read a lot of TUSCL members review this place as GOOD; but, personally, I do question their strip club experience(s) with WOC (women of color). I mean, no offense - no disrespect; but, if you're a male (hobbyists) that frequent black strip clubs or have had previous experience(s) and dealing(s) with WOC, you'll agree that this strip club is one of the worse! By far, Vic's probably has the worse WOC strippers (strip club entertainers) in Jersey! The chicks are overweight, rude and they lack personality and customer service skills (although, the female bartender is very nice)! Be advised, when you walk in the place, all of the customers are sitting around the bar on barstools, looking at the each other and/or the sports channel on the TV's hanging, overhead... The (one) bouncer is focused on his cell phone, texting and/or whatever else, one would do when bored. And, the owners are counting cover charge money and beer money, received! Meanwhile, the girls are bored, also, huddled around the bar (amongst themselves with one or two customers). Finally, a dancer comes over to me, after I had settled in at the bar (order a beer); and, they noticed that I had tipped the bartender a couple of dollars. Unfortunately, I declined her advances. Why? Because, I wasn't interested in her... However, I was interested in a light-skinned WOC, three bar stools from me; but, she was busy with someone else. Upon finishing her dance with the gentleman, she moved to the guy sitting next to me for a few dances. I didn't wanna stare; but, I did notice that she resisted his hands-on contact (RED FLAG)! Also, I had noticed, she started using her cell phone, texting... really?! NO GOOD!! Disgusted, I leaned over and whispered in her ear, "That's rude, Mami... Don't do that. He's a paying customer!" She looks up at me; and, believe it or not, she smiled (stopped using her phone). That's when I decided... I, finished my beer; and then, I had proceeded to walk towards the "one way in and one way out." Before, I had reached the door to leave, the light-skinned WOC (dancer) yells from across the room, "HEY! Are you leaving, now? Why??" Embarassed, I chuckled and walked out... Bottom line, this is a weak punchline for a strip club... I mean, it's cool, if you don't mind strippers overweight, mostly unattractive with bullet wounds, etc! In summary, this is the strip club where, literally... "you get what you pay for" (in terms of, quality and quantity). You feel me? To each his/her own... Hate it or luv it! You decide?? I'm done... Enjoy! :)

I'm home... Finally, I'm back in the DC area, after venturing off to WV, Baltimore, Philly, SNJ and NNJ. A TuIesday afternoon (2pm); so, I decided to stop in at the Ebony Inn. Now, the Ebony Inn is located a couple hundred yards from the DC line (Eastern AVE), Maryland side, it's still safe enough for all to patronize. Speaking of which, after reading previous reviews about the sketchy area, IDK what most of these dudes are talking about? I mean, I was born and raised in DC; although, this area has had its share of crime and unlawful issues, its never been a major area of concern (compared to the other areas that are a few miles north, south, east and west of Fairmont Heights). As a matter of fact, this side of the DC area is more commonly known for good soul food restaurants, the ederly and a family-oriented community. Aside from the transvestite prositution, a few liquor stores with older alcoholics - bumming for cash and the occasional crackhead fights, etc alongside Eastern Ave and Sheriff Rd. My point, there isn't an abundance of concern or alot of threat of violence and crime surrounding the location of Ebony Inn. But, as always (in the DC area), be aware of your surroundings. And, mind your business... and it's all GOOD! You should enjoy the Ebony Inn. At the Ebony Inn, there is limited parking. Why? Because, the strip club is located inside of a drive-thru liquor store with bar and grill. Decent fast food, available, made to order. You are welcome to park in the parking lot across the street, a church with plenty of parking, car safe enough. The Ebony Inn got its most recent popularity, reinvented, for being a daytime strip club with exotic lap dancers, most popular hours from 1pm to 7pm. Previously, a few years ago, Ebony Inn was open between the hours of 10pm until 2am. However, since the closing and teardown of the Skylark Lounge on New York Ave, Ebony Inn has acquired Skylark Lounge talents and management. Yes. Ms Margaret and "Daddy" (that's what I call him) the ex-owner of the Skylark Lounge are managing the daytime shift at Ebony Inn. Thus, if you had an ATF at Skylark Lounge, you may be able to find her dancing at Ebony Inn (daytime). Upon entry into the main entrance, you are hand searched by security, bouncer. Then, you are directed up the hallway to another door (another room), where the ATM machine, desk lady (pay entry fee), pool table and full bar (alcohol, snacks and food). The restrooms are located at the end of this room. Be advised, the mens restroom is very small, only room enough for two patrons at a time. Nevertheless, serviceable and clean. Be advised, you will hafta use the sink to wash your hands, located outside of the restroom (between a wall, separating the pool table and the mens restroom door). Honorable mention, the sink has a mirror and a shelf with various brands of soaps, colognes, hand lotions, deodorants and after shaves. Go figure, lol smh?!! :) Entry fee: $10 (Monday - Tuesday); $12 (Wednesday - Sunday). However, I do believe this cover charge is subject to change. I paid $10 on my visit. The strip club is separated from the bar by a single swinging door. Be advised, upon entry into the strip club area, it is very very dark. Your eyes will need a moment to adjust to the darkness. In front of you, you will notice a rectangular stage area, separated by guardrails, where the dancers perform. And, at the back of the room is a lifted platform with DJ equipment, four speakers and two flat screen TVs mounted up on the wall (no DJ - prerecorded rap music and the TVs playing BET rap music videos) and the VIP section (with tables and chairs). Around the stage area there are many small tables and chairs with hanging flourescent colored lights, all tables have hand sanitizers and a box of napkins. Upon entry into the strip club area, if you look to your left, there is a small room with a closed door for VIP dances (the old DJ booth); and, if you look to the right, there is another room where the dancers change into their dance attire (store their personal belongings). The Ebony Inn has been remodeled, so its decent enough in size and appeal; and, comfortable enough, to enjoy lap dances and privacy. There were 3 waitresses, available for convenience (food, beverages and $ change). The lap dances are $5 per song, open-room. The entry fee into the VIP room is $20, the lap dance(s) cost is negotiated, prior to going into the VIP room. Importantly, many of the dancers will quote you a flat rate for VIP lap dance(s), upfront; so, negotiate, accordingly. Now, for my experience at Ebony Inn... At Ebony Inn you will never be hassled or harassed for lap dances. The dancers are very cool in character, tactful, well-spirited and easily accessible. They vary in size, sex appeal, race and ethnicity. Also, I had noticed, the customers were of various race, creed and color... As a matter of fact, I chose a dark corner of the club to sit, and an older caucasean gentleman was getting a very sensual, full contact lap dance with a very sexy, tall dark-skinned WOC (woman of color) at the table next to mine. I mean, they were so involved with each other, I immediately got up and repositioned myself to another chosen location. Why? Because, I didn't wanna disturb or intrude in on their privacy and fun, lmao smh! Hey! I hate it, when some dude comes over and cops a seat next to me, when I'm getting a lap dance; especially, if it's very intense, full contact and/or sensual. More importantly, I thought to myself, "It would've been more intrusive and disturbing if some dude was peering over at me and lap dancer in full contact, fun, etc smh!" You feel me? So, I moved... At that moment, here comes Action... Now, "Action" is a WOC, thick and very very very friendly. Although, Action is a lil too thick for my personal tastes, she is very friendly and accommodating. Her and I sat, together; and, we had converse for a moment, without lap dances. We had light conversation; and, we had talked about changing her dancer name to "Da Closer." Ms D.C. Why? Because, within 3 lap dances and she'll close the show, OTP or ITP (inside the pants), lol. If, you're into "the quickness", thick WOC and you are on an "in and out mission" - then, "Action" is your ideal option. You won't be disappointed. IMHO, Action is specially-equipped for the BIG gentleman, day laborers on break, mailman, FedEx drivers, etc that need to get in and get out. No BS... strictly bizness! After, my conversation with Action, here comes Sunshine... Now, Sunshine is a attractive, WOC (caramel-complexion), long hair (weave?), tall with an athletic build. Be advised, I had seen Sunshine, OTC (outside the club). I was parking my car at the side, rear of the building and Sunshine was outside, walking around, talking to some other dancers. After I had parked, a random dude pulls up in his old school Cadi, parked next to my car; and, he called out to Sunshine (by name, "Sunshine") to come over to his car. She looked up at him; and then, she blew him off, with a short wave of her hand... Dude, chuckled (so, did I). And, then he whispered to me, "Wassup wit deez broads? She knows me!" I replied, "IDK Cuz? Your guess is (just) as good as mine, shrugs!" I walked into the club. Nevertheless, Sunshine walks over to me, ITC; and says, "would you like a lap dance." I, declined. Why? I didn't like her attitude, OTC. Plus, she gave me the impression that she was a stuck up ROB. No good... Besides, I wasn't feelin' her vibe (something about her was NOT cool)! Here comes Dimples... Dimples is mixed (50% black & 50% white), young (approx 23 y/o), long hair, average height with a slim/athletic build. Now, Dimples is (just) my type, slim and curvy! Of course, I agree to a few lappers... And, like most of the aforementioned lap dancers at Ebony Inn, Dimples lap dances were very friendly, full contact, unrestricted and sensual. I was almost to completion, until I looked up... and then, I had noticed a white girl, standing at the guardrail in front of us, twerking. I mean, she was "droppin" it, HOT! Nice. Now, I hadn't seen this particular chick at Ebony Inn, before. More importantly, I luv 'em all (i.e., caucasean, hispanic, brazilian, etc); thus, I don't discriminate (EO employer)... For obvious reasons, Dimples noticed my attention towards the caucasean dancer; and, her lap dance enthusiasm increased (not that she needed to increase the motions for my pleasure); however, Dimples did want to keep my full attention. And, it seems, that she was losing my attention, focus. Besides, you know how it is? Most dancers are territorial and competitive, by nature, never wanting to lose to another dancer... If, you know what I mean? But, too late! I had finished the song and lappers with Dimples, paid Dimples (w/tip) and thanked her for her sensual, full contact, unrestricted and attention detail lappers. Good job! Afterwards, Dimples sat with me, until I had excused myself to the restroom... Y'all get the rest?!! I come back to my table and seat... The caucasean chick is dancing onstage. I check her out. A pretty good dancer. A waitress comes over and asks, "Sir, would you like a drink, food or change?" I replied, "No. But, can you go and tell the white girl that I would like a lap dance..??" The waitress walks away. Then, she goes to the dancer, while onstage and whispers in her ear. Immediately, the dancer follows the waitress over to my table... and, the waitress waves her hand, towards me sitting in my chair. I, thank the waitress (and give her a couple of dollars)! The waitress smiles and walks away... Then, the dancer leans over to me; and says in a soft voice, "Hi. My name is Snow Bunny!" I'm like, "Huh??" I mean, lmao smh... I did hear what she said; but, Snow Bunny? I wasn't expecting that kind of a name... I mean, that's like a WOC dancer, amongst prodominately white strippers at a rural area strip club... coming up to a white dude saying, "Hi. My name is Black Beauty!" To my white bros, "Wouldn't that feel awkward? Or, not?" Anyway, moving along with the story... Nevertheless, I tell Snow (that's what I called her), "I would like a lap dance." She replies, "Sure." Now, Snow is attractive, caucasean, approx 25 y/o, long dark hair with an athletic build (similar to Dimples). Immediately, she mounts me, cowgirl and proceeds with a slow grind. Glow worm, lmao! I'm at attention! She allows my hands to roam all over her soft body. Unfortunately, I don't have a tit fetish; so, for all of you titty-boys, I have no memory of the tits shape or size! My main focus was on the hips and "the middle..." Speaking of which, all areas of her body were undisputed and unrestricted... If, you know what I mean? Enjoyable. This chick was comfortable. Accommodating. Fun. Hands-on treatment. I was completely satisfied. Happy Ending... Although, Ebony Inn isn't in the most glamorous building or surrounding area. What it lacks in appearance, it makes up for in sex appeal, variety of dancers, club atmosphere and coin spent. Well worth the visit... IMHO, Ebony Inn is slowly emerging into the best urban strip club in the DC area. The urban strip club with friendly dancers, a safe environment and frugal for the economical patron. I'm never disappointed, here! Enjoy Ebony Inn!!!

Stopped in, Saturday night around 8pm, a lil pressed for time... The lineup: Kristy (WOC), Bambi (WOC), Jasmine (Hispanic) and Jade. I chose a session with Jasmine. IMHO, she was the most attractive, out of all of the dancers. A lot of two-way contact, nothing EXTRAordinary! Very tame (via Carnival standards). Jasmine is very attractive; however, few privileges and no extras with her... still, a nice time! Although, Carnival is always worth a peak, whenever in the area; Champagne, down the road, is a much better alternative... Be advised, Champagne was raided a few weeks ago; so, that place is lame, damn! Nevertheless, wishful thinking on my part, I was hoping that there was new talent at Carnival. NO GO! More than likely, I shall return, another time and day. ISO that diamond in the ruff...

SAD... This club has gone downhill. A ghost (skull) of what it use to be. Ironically, there is a skull (behind the bar, below the flat screen TV) with a list of names of all of the ex-dancers that have left Foxy Lady; or, have been fired. Nevertheless, whether they (dancers) have been fired, retired or moved on to bigger and/or better things (i.e., a better life, clubs, etc), Foxy Lady is near death. I mean, Johnny "The Manager" has tightened up on the rules of engagement in the private lap dance sessions. And, the owner has increased the club lap dance prices, as well. Thus, business is very slow, nowadays. And, the dancer talent is even slower... equals SAD! Unfortunately, it's all in a matter of time, before Foxy Lady closes its doors, forever! What a shame. Why? Because, this club was my favorite lil dive strip club with a local, friendly, neighborhood feel good place to watch the girl next door strip... a "go to" spot. However, I am optimistic. I mean, I do believe this place can live longer; and, be revived. If, management would relax on the security of lap dance sessions. Personally, I don't mind the pay increase of dances; if, I'm not monitored every few moments, during the private lapper. I mean, it is supposed to be "private." Right? That's why one pays extra for discretion... Otherwise, you may as well get a less expensive lapper(s), open room. On the other hand, I do understand management doesn't want any illegal activity (i.e., drug use and deals, prostitution, harm to the dancers, etc) within the club; but, there are other means and security measures to combat such illegal activity. It doesn't require stricter rules and monitoring of the dancers and lap dance sessions. It doesn't take LE, combined with rocket science, to figure out which individuals are up to NO GOOD! No disrespect, but the Foxy Lady is not Stadium or Paper Moon in the DC area... It's more of a neighborhood club with drinks (alcoholic beverages) and adult entertainment (strippers) served by the girl next door. Johnny... If, you're reading this, Bro? You need to reinvent the good times that Foxy Lady once had. Or, maybe all is lost? Either way, I won't be returning any time soon (or, at least, until I've read a more favorable and/or exciting review). My two cents...

Ok, Shadow... I get it (dancer self-promotion... I don't blame you). I can't knock your hustle. You said, "...to clear up a few things about the place. It's not a rip off, if you use your head and do the math compared to Bmore, DC and WV clubs." OK. Well, let's do that? 1) DC clubs have a no lap dance policy. However, The House on Ga Ave, has lappers at $20 (pay the house to go into the upstairs lap dance room); and, you negotiate with the dancer per song, etc. Two-way contact, no cameras, nude, friendly, liberal. Example: $20 (house fee) and two lappers at $10/dance, $20 = $40 (total)... Mitzi's Place ($40/song), cameras, one way contact, rip off! 2) PG County MD/DC line... Ebony Inn has lap dances (open room), $5/song. Private lap dances (locked room), $20 (house fee) and you negotiate dollar amount per song with the dancers (usually, $10 per song), $20 = $40 (total). Two-way contact dances, no cameras, nude, friendly, liberal. Be advised, I always tip the dancers at Ebony Inn... Mitzi's Place ($40/song), cameras, one way contact, rip off! 3) Bmore clubs (The Block)... Jewel Box, Red Room, etc has lap dances (booth dances), $60-$70/3 songs. And, an insider hint; if, you tip and converse with the bartenders those prices are negotiable. Full contact dances and the dancers are very friendly and liberal... Mitzi's Place ($40/song), cameras, rip off! 4) WV clubs (eastern panhandle)... Foxy Lady, Paradise City 2, etc has lap dances (open room), $10/song; private room lappers, $60-$75 for 15 minutes, nude, two-way contact, friendly, liberal. Mitzi's Place ($40/song), one-way contact (via dancer), cameras, rip off! My point... Mitzi's Place has $10 cover charge, BYOB (but, you have to store your pre-purchased beverages, behind the bar and buy back beverages at $2-$5/servings, private lap dances are $40/song (strictly monitored by the female owner, upstairs). Be advised, $10 cover charge + $10 for a few of your own pre-purchased beverages (hopefully, you had pre-purchased your drinks on sale, lol) + $40 lapper = $60, total. More importantly, the $40/song lapper is a rip off! I mean, they don't charge that much per song in Florida (the strip club Capitol of the World). Why? Because, the average song is only 3-4 minutes long; so, $40/song is highway robbery! My main point is, at Mitzi's Place customers are shelling out $40 for 3-4 minutes for a mild one-way contact lapper, strictly monitored by the female owner, upstairs; a rip off! Now, I don't mind spending money at a strip club, that's the golden rule. But, "C'mon Mitzi's Management, at least give me a "warm & fuzzy" feeling, inside, as I toss my money away, smh! And, insult to injury, you monitor my private lap dances; and, if I touch the dancer, she runs the risks of being fired (and, I may get embarrassed, escorted out of the club)... No good for the dancer (however, I'm taking my drinks with me)! Nevertheless, in comparison to the other clubs in DC/PG County MD... Well, we are not gonna even go there about the DC area strip clubs; because, they only charge, $5-$10/song. As for the Baltimore area clubs, they charge in bulk, $60-$70/3 songs; so, the math on that is, approximately $20-$22.50/song. To include, happy endings! As for the WV area strip clubs, they charge $10/song (open room); private room lappers, $60-$75/15 minutes (the math on that is, approximately $20-$22.50 per 5 minutes). To include, happy endings! The customers get what you pay for at other strip clubs. You know what I mean? Be advised, Shadow... I'm (just) sayin'. The bigger picture, the dancers at other clubs tend to make more money than you... How? Why? You see, many strip club customers patronize strip clubs (and spend more money) when they get their money's worth... You know what I mean? Assuming, that you are in the bizness to make a lot of money. There are other clubs to patronize, if you wanna converse with women, drink and listen to music. Btw, they wear the same attire (mini-skirts, open toe shoes and tight shirts exposing their cleavage). And, more times than none, all you hafta do is spend a lil bit of CHARM, lol... Those clubs are called Lounges, Bars, etc etc. Although, Shadow may be a beautiful and bad A dancer! I don't doubt that. However, she could be making a lot of money at other area clubs, minus Mitzi's. Why? Because, you'll come to Mitzi's, once; but, after careful consideration (after, you do the math), you'll never return. Now, I will say this, "Mitzi's Place has the potential of being a GREAT club (decent club decor, spacious, decent talent, plenty of parking, safe environment, etc); however, IMHO, their business model is a disaster." Well, maybe NOT? I mean, if you only patronize a strip club to sit at the bar, drink your favorite pre-purchased beverages, converse with a bartender, bouncer and/or dancers, barside. And, watch the girl-next-door stumble across the stage to the hardcore riffs of Rock and Rap music; and, you are NOT interested in any private lap dances; then, Mitzi's will be a decent spot for you! However, if you wanna drink, have a good time with a variety (all shapes, sizes, colors) of female entertainers that are very liberal and are willing to go the extra mile to make you happy. More importantly, getting what you bargain for? Then, you might wanna skip Mitzi's. It's NOT that type of party. I mean, Shadow may be a diamond in the ruff; but, that's it... Hey, Buddy! I don't judge... Good luck with that; especially, if Shadow is busy, entertaining and/or conversing with her regulars or someone else that is more interesting to her! Bottom line, FORTY BUCKS FOR ONE SONG (3-4 MINUTES LONG)!!! A RIP OFF!!! Enough said... My two cents, IMHO! PEACE (deuces)! I'm done...

As previously mentioned, this is a BYOB strip club; and, admission is $15 (valid ID required)... Now, I've been to Paradise City, before. However, I prefer to go to its' sister club (same owner), Foxy Lady; which, is approximately 5 miles down the street from this joint. Unfortunately, Foxy Lady has become lame! Disturbing enough. Prior to visiting Paradise City 2, I had really enjoyed Foxy Lady. Why? Because, it was a small local bar with strippers (all races, shapes and sizes). More importantly, what Foxy Lady lacked in talent, Foxy Lady dancers made up for with private lappers! Nevertheless, the Foxy Lady management has gotten very strict; and, the local (neighborhood) bar feel of Foxy Lady is gone. Thus, IMHO Foxy Lady is a total waste of time, now... although, it did have a lot of potential... Go figure? Anyway, enough about Foxy Lady... Paradise City 2 is a larger strip club. Surprisingly, the talent was decent for this area of West Va; and, the lappers are curtained off and private rooms ($60/$75/$125), just like I like it... Yep! Although, I didn't venture into the private lap dance rooms, I was able to get several $10 table lappers. My bad... I forgot to mention there are $10 table (lap) dances... Now, I can't remember the dancers' name; but, the table dances were awesome! The dancer was a mixed breed Asian spinner from Colorado. She was definitely a sweetheart! More importantly, she gives a very sensual table dance... Let's just say, "I was very satisfied with my table dance!" The seasoned strip club veteran will have no problem finding his/her way around this joint... If, you know what I mean (wink)? As for the novice... Well, you'll have a good time, as well; however, you might hafta splurge ($) a lil more and venture into the private lap dance rooms with your favorite dancer to reach a high level of satisfaction. Or, not? I mean, Paradise City 2 is decent enough. To each his/her own! Enjoy... I'll report back with a private lap dance review, later... Stay tuned. PEACE

ROB ALERT!!! Avoid Sassy... First, I want to say, this club has lost its shine. I mean, you could throw a pound of mud on this joint (not the most attractive dancers in the area); however, it would still SHINE! Whatever, the dancers lacked in beauty and splendor, they definately would make up for it, via private lappers with talent and friendliness)! Johnny, The Manager is now bartending, alone (btw, Johnny has always been a "cool" dude). Trish, the original female bartender, is on maternity leave. Go figure? Congrats, Trish (it's a BOY)! I haven't been to Foxy Lady, in a few months; but, this was always "my club" that I would go to in WV (eastern panhandle), when I was in a pinch. You know what I mean? I had arrived on Saturday, April 13th. Nevertheless, I should've known that this was going to be an indifferent experience; because, there were only five customers in the building. And, only five dancers (unfamiliar faces). I, approached the bar; and, Johnny recognized me, "Welcome back, Buddy!" However, I had forgotten my wallet in my car. I had taken it out, for the long drive and the ATM withdrawal at the Sheetz, down the street. I should've left, when I had the chance; but, because I've never been disappointed at Foxy Lady... I had gone outside to retrieve my wallet and money to purchase drinks and to have a GOOD time! WRONG!!! ROB ALERT!!! Sassy... I went back, inside. Purchased my regular beer; and, then I had taken a seat at the bar for some small talk with Johnny. First, I was introduced to Sunshine. She was the only dancer, at this end of the bar, watching TV (Nascar) with an older gentleman. Sunshine was very very nice, friendly! I mean, she wasn't my type, per se. However, she was very nice and very friendly. I like that. I mean, it helped confirm my reason for staying, rather than leaving after consuming my (first) beer. Shortly, thereafter, Sassy comes out from the dressing room. She looks at me and smiles; and, sat next to me at the bar, and ordered food. Then, Sunshine goes on stage (3-song stage performance). Sassy, turns my way, and starts a conversation. Cool. All good... After, some brief conversation, her food comes and she starts eating. C'mon now? There is nothing worse than a stripper, eating during her shift; and, insult to injury, talking with her mouth full of food, smh! A bad (stripper) practice. I'm surprised, Johnny didn't say anything to her; but, it was a slow night... whatever? I, suppose? I had seemed cool about it. So, Johnny didn't interupt or interfere. After, Sassy finished her food and licked her fingers, she goes into her role (soliciting table dances or a private lapper)... Sassy is a tall caucasean woman, with long hair and nice curves. She has the weed smoker eyes (half-closed) and a soft raspy voice (low-toned). Sassy has that trashy-look to her; but, she still had a mild mannered demeanor. Be advised, I'm a freak! So, I like my strippers to have that trashy-look! And, curves (not too thick) and easy-going (mild mannered)! You know what I mean? Some guys go for the prettiest girl in the room, strip club... I go for, otherwise. Sassy explains, "It's a slow night. I haven't made any money, tonight... yada yada yada!" The normal stripper propaganda... I'm thinking, "She must be a novice stripper." I mean, this is the second week of the month. I mean, what did she expect, smh? Strip clubs are slow, a week after the 1st of the month; and, strip clubs are even slower, a week after the 15th of the month... for obvious reasons, smh! Rookie!! More importantly, Sassy, you get a low score (talking about your money issues with a customer and your personal issues with your live-in brother, passing out, stop breathing, etc). Jeezus-Peezus! Really, lmao smh?!! Sad. But, whatever? Then, she realizes my disinterests (checking out the other talent). She gets smart... Sassy, leans towards me, comforting... and, offers and whispers about a BBBJ, via 15 mins/$75 private lapper! Ok. Now, she has my full attention! Unfortunately, I had to wait (it was her turn to do a 3-song stage performance). Patiently, I wait. There was a very attractive blonde, finishing up onstage. A couple of guys were tipping her, worthwhile (didn't get that dancer's name). Anyway, Sassy, goes onstage; and, she strips naked, before the second verse of her first song... The two guys, sitting around the stage, throw her a couple of bucks and walk away... Damn! Soon after, she looks at me at the bar. Of course, I feel obigated to go to the stage and tip, against my better judgement (never sit at perv row)! But, this broad, promised a happy ending for me, via 15 mins/$75 private lapper! Her stage set ends... I go back to the bar and wait... Sassy comes over. I pay Johnny... and, off to the private lap dance room, we go! Inside the room, she sets the timer. Lowers the top half of her dress; and, takes off her panties (dress still on). Be advised, this should've been my ROB clue... Btw, Sassy didn't have on any lingerie or a thong. She was wearing regular women's underwear (dark) and a bra (white), unmatching in style and color. Anyway, if you've already agreed to extras, none of all that matters... I, unzip! She says, "Hold on, a minute? I wanna dance for you, first." Huh? Ok, here we go... C'mon, Sweetie! I've already seen (enough of) your dancing. I'm not impressed. Now, we have less than fifteen minutes. You should be getting down to "bizness." Really. Business and pleasure... She pulls me out. She turns around. And, starts grinding in my lap and on "my joint" bareback! Now, I'm confused. I couldn't even get HARD. Why? Because, that shish was uncomfortable! More importantly, this isn't what we had agreed to, prior to the private lapper session... I, voice my discomfort and concerns. She says, "C'mon, get HARD! You don't have that much time left." Huh? If, you put it in your mouth, then... smh! Then, she stops... And, Sassy says, "OK. Give me $30? I'll go and pay for 5 minutes, more. I'll give you another, 10 minutes. And, I'll do that for you." OK. Deal. I know, guys. I wasn't thinking with the BIGGER head... I reach in my wallet and give her $30. Immediately, she disappears! Now, I'm sitting on this raggedy pleather sofa, with "my joint" in my hand, smh! 5 minutes, pass... I'm getting worried. Another, 3 minutes, pass... I stand up and look thru the curtains. No signs or visuals of Sassy! OK! You've guessed it, guys!! Sassy is a lil smarter (slicker) than I had anticipated, credit. WOW! I've just been ROBBED by Sassy... Touche'! Now, I'm standing at the private dance room door, looking thru the curtain. Damn!! Sassy appears from the dancer's dressing room. She stands at the dressing room door; and, she is looking in my direction. She starts walking towards the bar. Then, I pick up her dancer heels and underwear; and, I walk out to the bar. She sees me coming; so, immediately, she detours back into the dancer's dressing room. I walk over to Johnny... And, I tell him, "I gave Sassy $30 for a five minute, private lap dance, extension. And, she hasn't returned. Also, she had left before my fifteen minute private dance was completed. And, I have her heels and her underwear to prove it." Meanwhile, Sassy comes back out of the dressing room... I, guess? She had peeked out of the dressing room, again; and, she had saw me talking to Johnny. I see her. I walk over to her. Johnny stands between us. I ask Sassy for my $30. She mumbles... Reaches into her purple, lil bag and gives me the 30 bucks, back! I, turn around to Johnny, shake his hand. And, I leave... Lesson learned. Charge, this one, to the game! I won't be returning... end of story.

After reading some of the (below) reviews... And, I don't get some of you, "jokers" dudes, smh! I mean, some of you guys, write reviews; complaining like a disgruntled dancer, about how cheap the lap dances are at Sinsaysionals. Are you serious, smh? At Sinsaysionals, one of the main draws in the Southern MD area is the $5 lap dances. I mean, if you wanna pay more than $5/song for lap dances, go to Richmond, WV, Hagerstown, Baltimore, Philly, SNJ, etc where you pay $20 to $40/song for a lap dance. IMHO, overpaid, a ripoff for equal amount of talent for less effort. If, you know what I mean? But, to each his/her own! No judgement by me. At the end of the day, its your money and you have the right to spend it how, when and where you choose. But, for my money in the Southern MD area, Sinsaysionals is a GREAT place to visit, enjoy and not break the bank! I mean, I have traveled, abroad to many strip clubs (check out my reviews and my sc experiences). IMHO, the rate(s) at Sins, compared to other strip clubs, nationwide, are very very customer friendly and worthwhile. Btw, if you think that Sinsaysionals is going out of business? You are sadly mistaken. And, you have definitely been misinformed, lead astray. Now, for some of you, I do realize that a lot of your favorite dancer(s) and/or entertainer(s) at Sinsaysionals have moved on (complaining about the $5 lappers at Sins or whatever). Unfortunately, I'll say this, "that's the nature of the business." However, in the "strip" game, these broads NEVER dance, forever! They retire, early. Fortunately, some retire in their prime. Others, retire after they've been used up and abused by The "strip" Game. Either, they come to a point where "father time" catches up with them; or, they will come a time, when they eventually move on to bigger and much better things in life. However, rest assured, there will continue to be other chicks (newly found, hungrier and/or much more talented players) that will emerge onto the scene. Again, that is the nature of the business. But, make no mistakes, Sinsaysionals will NOT be going out of business, any time soon, Gentlemen. In spite of, a couple of complaining and/or disgruntled dancers that choose to leave, for various reasons. All strip clubs go through a cycle. A cycle of lost talent. A cycle of disgruntled dancers, because of management, money and/or club policies. And, a cycle of your favorite dancers, leaving (some return, some don't). My point... Please, Gentlemen... don't post reviews, talking about, "My favorite dancer is gone, because she says that she can't make any money at Sinsaysionals." And, my fav dancer has left Sinsaysionals, because the lap dances are only $5. If, thats the case, there is another issue outside of the $5 lappers. Granted, the talent pool of dancers (fav) has decreased; but, NOT because of the $5 lappers. Lets be clear, Sins doesn't have to raise the $5 lap dance prices to keep your fav dancer(s); or, any dancer, for that matter. Your favorite dancer(s) needed to "UP" their strip club game to make more money at Sinsaysionals. You see? Your favorite dancer(s) probably decided to leave, not only because of the $5 lappers; but, because she didn't wanna compete with the other dancers for that top dollar. You get it? You feel me? EXTRAordinary lappers at Sinsaysionals is the top dollar game! And, the girls that "play" get that pay! Go figure? Bottoms UP! Your favorite dancer(s) didn't wanna dance at Sins, anymore, for obvious reasons. You disagree? Ok. Thats on you, Cuzzo! But, check this out? It's simple mathematics. And, the laws of gravity tell a whole different story... If, your favorite dancer is making $5/song at Sinsaysionals. And, the average song is only 4 minutes, long. And, she averages 4 songs, per customer. She is actually making $20 for 16-20 minutes (be advised, not many folks are making $20/hour). That's GOOD money, everywhere. Also, that's not to include the (plus) dollars that she is making for her stage performances and VIP (EXTRAordinary) lappers at Sinsaysionals. However, if her strip club lappers aren't compareable to other dancers at Sins. I don't care how "fine" and how much of a "favorite" talent wise she is. All dancer revenue plummets, when or if she is not online with the game at Sinsaysionals. Show me a dancer that isn't making good money at $5/lap dances at Sinsaysionals. And, I'll show you a dancer that has gotten lazy or doesn't wanna "play" the game at Sins. Nevertheless, no worries. I mean, sudden concern that Sinsaysionals will somehow fail, close its doors, because of lost favorites (due to the talent decrease and the $5 lappers). That's not true... The show must go on! Although, the cycle has begun! Sinsaysionals will not be closing its doors, any time soon. Regardless, of lost talent and favorites. However, all of the ROB dancers and many of the dancers that don't provide EXTRAordinary lappers at Sins are gone. The new existing dancers that keep you HARD for your money($) at Sins are there. And, you can still find a diamond (or two) in the ruff. As an unfrequented customer, that is familiar with Sinsaysionals and Southern MD strip clubs, I will continue to patronize, enjoy and admire Sins talent (w/two-way contact). Of course, at a rate of $5/per (my money's worth). Much respect. Mindful, anything else is negotiable (between two consenting adults) at Sins. Tip, accordingly. Money goes a long way! Sinsaysionals is and will always continue to be a good and a decent enough talent strip club to check out. And, as always, YMMV on any given visit. If, you want "eye candy" and toss stacks at chicks, go to DC. You know the club. But, if you want a lot of two-way contact, without spending a lot of cash; then, go to Sinsaysionals. The girls aim to please; and, they "play" to get that pay! Lastly, my only complaint with Sinsaysionals is... There needs to be more of a variety of dancers and entertainers via Caucasian women, Asian women, Hispanic women, etc... I mean, if this joint had more of a variety of dancers like there is in Baltimore, further west, south and north of the DC area. I'd be at this spot, more often than usual. Sinsaysionals mgmt, if you're reading this, work on that? I'm (just) saying. But, that's (just) me. My two cents (sense)... I'm done... PEACE!

My visit was on Wednesday, around 7:30pm... This was my first visit. I, entered. Paid the 10 bucks, at the door; which, comes with two drinks (a choice of soda and/or juice). There were about 8-9 dancers, in attendance... Mercedes, attractive, young, curvy, PR chick; Stacia(?) or Tasha(?), blonde, curvy, short haircut, Russian, MILF; Bambi(?), young, brunette, slim, caucasean; Marissa, thick, curvy, Brazilian(?)... Be advised, there were other dancers, available; however, these were the only dancers that I had spent time with... chatting, barside grind, etc. I spent the most time, talking to Mercedes. A real cool chick to talk to. However, she didn't give off the vibe as being much "fun" in the lap dance booths; thus, I didn't go that route with her. Anybody have any "good" luck with Mercedes in the lapper department? I mean, she was taking on conversation with me (yada, yada, yada)... talking about everything; but, lap dances (not what I had come there for). Stacia(?) or Tasha(?) "The Russian" was just my type. IMHO, she was attractive with nice curves; however, she had seemed more interested in playing the video game machine, than circulating around the room and making money. Although, she seemed very nice; and, she did make an attempt to have idle conversation with me; but, she seemed very mechanical and too business-like for my tastes and adventure in the lap dance booths... Nevertheless, all-in-all, a nice broad. Now, Marissa... This chick was thick, curvy and attractive enough; and, very aggressive... Given the opportunity, she immediately jumped into my lap, and proceeded with a grinding (barside) lapper. Then, she turned around, and whispered in my ear "the menu." Now, I'm definitely NOT a shy guy; however, the "too aggressive" type is usually a turnoff for me. I mean, when I'm at a strip club, I never liked the feeling of being hustled by the staff or entertainers... Now, I'm not ignorant. And, I do understand that these girls are employed to work the room and to make money; but, the entertainers should always maintain a very high level of tact and charm. But, that's (just) me... At one point, I had to tell Marissa, "Slow down, Mami... Let me drive? I mean, all you have to do is, keep the seat warm and ride..." She looked at me; and, laughed (she realized, I had lost interests, lol). Shortly, after... I tipped her, she got the hint; and, moved on to the gentleman, at the other end of the bar. Lastly, Bambi came over, after her onstage show... A little clumsy, onstage performance, but nice enough. Now, Bambi is a caucasean female, tall and slim. Average looks. However, the downside, bad dental work... At this point, I'm ready to leave. Fortunately, this isn't a wasted night (visit). Bambi makes idle conversation; before, the infamous line, "Would you like a dance? You'll really enjoy my dances!" Of course, my question, "How enjoyable are your dances?" She replies... (disclaimer)! Go figure? Upon negotiations, I'm convinced. And, she makes a challenge that she could get the job done for 60 bucks... (time, tax and tags)!! I, accepted the challenge.... and, she succeeded. Enough said. I, leave a satisfied customer...

I was at Temptations on Wednesday evening, around 4:30pm. Be advised, this was my first visit. Needless to say, when I had arrived, the beer guy was restocking the bar... At the time, there was only three dancers, available... 1) Joanna(?), an older Dominican(?) broad; 2) Sarah; and, 3) a thick Dominican female, long haired, brunette (sorry, I didn't get her name). Well, here's the 411... While, I was in the club there was only 3 customers in attendance; and, each of us, was conversing with one of the three dancers. I was chatting with Joanna; another Hispanic patron was chatting with Sarah (btw, they were pretty "handsy" at the bar); and, the other gentlemen (whom, I couldn't recognize or see, because they were on the other side of this dark joint) was chatting with the third dancer (the thick Dominican). Be advised, this chick was very attractive and sexy! Anyway, like clockwork, we all went into the dance room with the curtained off stalls, with our entertainers. Sarah was in the stall with her customer, at the far end of the room. And, the dude with the attractive, thick, Dominican dancer was in the stall next to Joanna and I... We all paid the guy (bouncer) at the table, 5 bucks, entry fee. And, as soon as I sit down, Joanna tries to upsell me. I almost walk out; but, because there are no other (available) options, I proceed with the one $20 lapper from her. Now, I'm pissed... Although, this is my first time at this joint, I'm no rookie to the strip club G.A.M.E... I mean, prior to agreeing to any private lap dances, Joanna and I had already ironed out all of the details (rules of engagement), barside. And now, this broad is gonna try to upsell me? NO GOOD!!! I'm done... In the meantime... I could hear the guy next to me wrestling with the thick Dominican dancer; and, trying to re-negotiate his offer, but she wouldn't agree. And, it sounded like, he had already given her the money, upfront; and, she still wouldn't agree (no returns and no rewards)... Actually, I felt sorry for the dude. HINT: If, one of these broads takes you into the private lap dance room, without a bag (first aid kit and toiletries) that's a pretty good indication of no extras... Anyway, upon departure, I glance over at the end stall; and, Sarah was holding the curtain with one hand; and, bouncing up and down, vigorously; while, balancing herself (RCG) with the other hand against the wall... I'm sure, you guys can figure that one out? Definitely, not rocket science. They must have stayed back there in the private dance room for 3-5 songs... Sheesh, lol smh!!! How do I know? Because, I waited for Sarah, lmao... Don't judge me!! I mean, I did need the stress relief, after underwhelming disappointment with Joanna. Now, don't get me wrong, I never knock the hustle; but, there is still an honor amongst thieves... and, there's no BS in the champagne room! Anyway, Sarah reappears, after she exits the lap dance room; and, after she finishes up damage control in the ladies restroom... I, look pass Joanna and the thick Dominican dancer, and make a motion towards Sarah; and, she comes over. Not much trouble getting her attention. And, no need for much conversation (besides, her broken English is irritating, lol)... I, whisper in her ear, "I have 55 bucks, left. Not much time. I wanna #%^&!" She looks at me; and, says, "OK. Let's go..." Five bucks to the guy (bouncer) at the table; and, four songs, later... I'm finished. I leave, a satisfied customer. As always, YMMV!!! Btw, "Wassup with the WOC, with dreads/braids, bartender? Does she do private dances, as well? If so, what's the 411?? Thanks, in advance...

My first visit to Foxy Lady into the new year (Saturday, January 5th around 12am). Be advised, The Underground and Divas are closed. Thus, dancers from the two closed clubs are ISO employment; and, have landed here, at the Foxy Lady... With that being said, Foxy Lady entertainment/talent has increased for the better, IMHO (depending upon, your tastes and lap dance desires). Nevertheless, I do my usual rounds (scope out the talent), and lock in on a ex-employee/dancer from Divas. Sorry, fellas... but, to protect the integrity of "good" dances at Foxy Lady, I won't reveal the name of the dancer. However, she was a caucasean female, a brunette and average build (good luck figuring that out). Now, that there are cameras in the rooms, I have decided to cater my reviews to the "vet" TUSCL members; because, management is either reading these boards or local LE has pressured ownership about their "bizness" model. So, for the novice TUSCL members, you'll hafta figure it out on your own... sorry! Now, for the lap dance experience... I have always enjoyed myself at Foxy Lady via private lappers... What the dancers lack in stage dance quality and entertainment, they satisfy my likings in the private lap dances; and, this visit, was just as enjoyable as my previous visits. This is my "go to" club, in West VA (eastern panhandle)... KNOCK ON WOOD... I, usually leave this strip club happy. A good place to drink and enjoy lappers! Unfortunately, I was surprised (disappointed) that they have raised the lap dance prices... (new price list: 5 mins/$30; 15 mins/$75; 30 mins/$125). Although, at first look, it's not a bad deal. However, considering the previous price list was 5 mins/$30 (no change); 15 mins/$60; 30 mins/$100; but, be advised, the ambiance of the room, at this place, was the dance prices... NOT the music, drinks, decor or atmosphere. NOTE: TO FOXY LADY MANAGEMENT: You guys are slowly, but surely, going to close the doors at Foxy Lady, soon enough, just like your rival strip clubs (The Underground and Divas). Due to BAD management, installed cameras in the lap dance rooms, price increases and the lack of catering to customer appeals, Foxy Lady will lose its' lure and appeal, as well. Thus, lose revenue... Why? Because, most patrons venture out to this club, instead of "The Block" in Baltimore and the gentlemen clubs in Washington DC, because of the frugal private lap dances. I know, you guys don't want to accept such comments; but, it's the TRUTH... But, take a page and a look at Mitzi's in Hagerstown, MD... Now, Mitzi's is about a 35 minute drive from Foxy's. Mitzi's is a BYOB club, pool tables, comfortable seatings, good stage viewings, big screen TV (w/sports channel), plenty of parking, a safe environment, live DJ and quality dancers. However, Mitzi's has a $15 cover charge, BYOB buyback policy (you must check in and store your beverages with the bartender, upon entry; and, because the bartender secures your drinks and serves them to you, you hafta pay a few bucks per servings for BYOB)... also, at Mitzi's, the owner, heavily monitors the camera in the (1) lap dance room (closet) and each dance is $40, per song... Yes, $40 per song (3-5 minutes)! That's laughable. But, Mitzi's is the only act, in town; thus, the reason for its survival... Ironically, most of the quality dancers come to the Martinsburg WV area for employment, because many strip club goers dislike the business ($) model at Mitzi's. If, the ownership/management re-constructed its business ($) model at Mitzi's, they'd easily become the BEST strip club experience in the Hagerstown MD/Martinsburg WV area... better decor, live DJ and quality dancers (but, BAD $ value). But, that's another story... Bottom line, Foxy Lady (owner/mgmt) increasing lap dance prices is a BAD move. I mean, if you want to increase club revenue, you raise the cover charge from $5 to $10 (not lapper prices). You see? Your profit increases at the door (per headcount, increase); because, what happened Saturday night was once patrons realized the sudden price increase, they weren't enthusiastic about purchasing lap dances. And, in turn, patrons were leaving and dancers (and Foxy Lady) lost a lot of money... I'm (just) sayin'! In due time, when everyone is advised of the price increase, here. Foxy Lady will default upon its own demerits... And, another WV eastern panhandle club with great potential will close... My thoughts......

No need to comment on the layout of this place... I'm pretty sure (most) are familiar. My visit: Friday, November 2nd (after 8pm)... The available dancers were Ginger, Jasmine, Jade, Tammy and Tanya (and, one more, I don't remember). I was in a rush (in, release and out); so, I went with the most reliable (no haggle) Ginger (btw, Ginger was in the booth at the main entrance). I, briefly spoke to Henry, requested Ginger; and, waited for him to inform Ginger she had a customer... Meanwhile, an older gentleman (standing next to me), requested Tammy. Henry, smiled, "Great! Two birds for two stones, lol!!!" I, replied, "Yep! Time to get my ROCKS off..." Ginger, walks up to me, "Greetings!!!" Henry, directs us into room #2 (and, the older gentleman and Tammy, go into the room next to us). I don't think Ginger had remembered me, at first. Btw, I haven't been to Carnival, in a long time. But, she quickly, acknowledges my familiar face (meanwhile, I pass her the 40 bucks for the machine). Then, I had noticed, when she turned around, no panties on under her black lace outfit... She gives me the menu. Awkwardly, she stops herself and says, "You already KNOW the routine. What's your pleasures (smile)?" Now, for obvious reasons, no monetary requests were discussed... My fantasy is a nude lap dance, followed with a simulated BBBJ and finished with RCG. I had extended time to complete my full fantasy (no pressure or knock from Henry). Thanks, Henry! And, of course, I did leave satisfied... :) Btw, I couldn't help but hear, Tammy and the older gentlman next door... w/LOUD moans and groans and lots of dirty talk (from both party members)! Ginger and I, chuckled (as she paused and listened, for a brief moment). However, I was more interested in my "fantasy" than the guy next door... So, Ginger... please, continue, lol... Nevertheless, I do applaud the energy of the older guy! Touche!! Be advised, I will be giving Tammy a "try" on my next visit. No doubt. Nevertheless, I didn't get a chance to check out Tammy (appearance); because, when I came out of the room with Ginger, they were gone... I looked around for Tammy, but her curtain was closed (assuming, she was doing damage control or whatever). I was in a rush. Thus, no time to hang around, but I will be back... Carnival is still a FUN place! :)

This visit was on Saturday, October 13th... As always, I had a GREAT night, here! However, things have changed at Foxy Lady. First of all, there were so few dancers, they had to request girls from their sister club (Paradise City). I mean, these girls (literally) showed up wearing their dancer lingerie from entertaining at the other club. They hadn't changed into street clothes. After they performed at Paradise City, they jumped in their cars, in dancer lingerie, and worked the crowd at Foxy Lady. Very stranged. But, strangely enough, it worked out for the dancers (they made money, both ends). I was invited, by one of the dancers, to follow her back to Paradise City for some (continued) entertainment... I didn't go. Not because, I didn't want to; but, more so, I had left Foxy Lady "happy" and "entertained." Satisfied... Be advised, Gentlemen... Some things have changed at Foxy Lady. Now, they have cameras in the private lap dance rooms. And, management "Johnny" is monitoring the private sessions. I've seen him peek in on every private session(s). And, the dancers have been warned about any "extra" activities in the private rooms, they will get fired. With that being said, there are a lot of new dancers at this place; which, is a GOOD thing or a BAD thing (depending on what side of the enforced rules you fall on). There is increased security, as well... so, depending on your strip club priorities, that could be a good thing or a bad thing, as well. Nevertheless, I had an enjoyable time, as always... YMMV!

IDK why I have always patronized this club? Oh, yeah... that's right! I always leave satisfied. Ok. Everybody knows the cover charge, drinks and lap dance prices, etc... So, I'll describe my experience: Holly - caucasean, strawberry blonde (?), nice body, around 5'5, very nice personality... Holly and I had sat at the bar and got to know each other (a very nice person)... I had inquired about getting a lap dance with her; however, she informed me, her lap dances were very tame (she was a GOOD girl). And, this night (or any other strip club night), I wasn't interested in TAME... With that being said, after a few moments of barside convo with Holly (obviously, I had lost lap dance interests), I had scanned the room for another dancer that had caught my attention. Now, this exotic entertainer (beauty) was sitting, alone, at the bar (while, customers passed her by)... JACKPOT!!! Hailey (sp?) - caucasean, mixed color hair, slim/petite, tall, nice personality (but, very quiet)... Hailey is very attractive (w/lingerie model looks). She had told me that she was a newbie to the strip club industry; so, that would explain her quiet demeanor; and, why she spent most of her time, sitting at the bar and NOT mingling (hustling)... (NOTE: Fortunately, I had found this diamond in the ruff). Because, of my interests in this newbie dancer, we were able to have a decent conversation (and, able to get to know each other, for a lil bit)... It was close to closing time; and, I still hadn't gotten a lapper, yet. So, I decided to get a dance from Hailey... WOW! What an excellent choice!! Highly recommended... Hailey was very (very) friendly... and, a pretty good dancer (in comparison to Foxy Lady standards)... Once again, I had left Foxy Lady, satisfied. I, recommend Hailey. As always, YMMV!!!! Enjoy... :D

Ok. The Underground has really gone underground (buried)... SAD!!! Now, this club hasn't ever had the BEST talent of all of the surrounding strip clubs; however, from time-to-time, you can still find a "diamond in the ruff" at this venue. But, not on this visit... I mean, this place was DEAD! The dancers were boring. The bartender was moody. And, the DJ... Well, the DJ was doing his best with the tunes to make this place look "open" for bizness, smh lol smh! No luck. Damn!! :( Sorry, Gentlemen! Nothing GOOD to report... Thus, on this Saturday night, I cut my losses... finished my drink; and, rolled out! I shall return... But, NOT any time, soon.

I had visited this club on Friday, July 13th... No need to go into the physical attributes of this club (previously, explained... read below). As always, average girls (sometimes there is a NEW diamond in the ruff). Nevertheless, a friendly staff and never any drama from the patrons. Although, it's NOT a high end strip club, it's a good place to chill, have a beer and watch some titties shake (nude strip club). If, you know how to navigate thru a strip club, this one is no different than the rest, entertainment (lap dance) wise. You can and you will always find a female to your likings (fun)! I've been to this club several times. With that being said, I do my normal greetings to the staff (Johnny) and the female bartender (Johnny's girlfriend); and, get comfortable on the sofa alongside the (2) lap dance private rooms... The private rooms are always busy; and, the strippers (if, she is a hustler) will always make a decent living, on any given weekend night. But, what do I know? I'm just making an assumption... enough said. Anyway, I settle down with a new dancer that had just started working at this club, from Lexington Kentucky. Sorry, Gentlemen. I don't remember her name; however, she is a blonde (IMHO, attractive face) and a sexy body. Needless to say, a very nice girl to talk to... Of course, my purpose for visiting this club is to check out the girls, find one to my liking(s) and go to the lap dance room (private dance). A long story, short... I take "Ms Kentucky" to the lap dance room for some one-on-one time, a lapper (60 mins/100 bucks). Bingo! Jackpot!! Or, whatever word you wanna use. She did NOT disappoint... After the lap dance, I had watched her stage performance and finished my beer and BOUNCED!!! I had a GOOD time... Although, Foxy Lady may NOT have the fox-iest ladies. I've always enjoyed myself & left satisfied. Go figure? HAVE FUN, GENTLEMEN and ladies!!! :D