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Reviews by Expert

  • review
    9 years ago
    Good Guys
    2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
    I Love Good Guys!
    I've rated Good Guys before and it's never awesome, but I keep going back. I haven't visited D.C. in many years and wow, has that city every changed since I left! For...
  • review
    9 years ago
    The Executive Club
    603 W 45th St New York, NY 10036
    Holy Crap!
    I have to say that the night I had at the Penthouse Executive Club in New York City was the best and worst experience I have ever had at a strip club. First...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Crazy Girls Cabaret
    1926 W Deer Valley Dr Phoenix, AZ 85027
    I was in Phoenix on business...
    I was in Phoenix on business and decided to check out Bliss. Overall, it was a positive experience. The atmosphere was pretty laid back and low-pressure (granted, it was midnight on a...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Ecstasy Theatre
    2920 W Warner Ave Santa Ana, CA 92704
    Went to Ecstasy to let off...
    Went to Ecstasy to let off some steam while in OC on business. It sounded the most promising of any clubs reviewed here. I had never been to a strip club in...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Diamond Cabaret
    1222 Glenarm Pl Denver, CO 80204
    We had a "boys trip" to...
    We had a "boys trip" to Denver last weekend and decided to hit Diamond Cabaret on Friday night. We arrived around 10:30 pm and stayed until about 1:00. The place was clean,...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Tootsie's Cabaret
    150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
    So, I'm finally getting around to...
    So, I'm finally getting around to writing up my trip to Tootsie's last month. I did things a little differently this time: I paid the extra $25 to go to the upstairs VIP...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Tootsie's Cabaret
    150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
    I went back to Tootsie's on...
    I went back to Tootsie's on Sunday night and it was definitely slower. Still plenty of hot dancers. I sprang for the upstairs VIP area this time, as I really wanted to...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Tootsie's Cabaret
    150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
    Arrived in So. Fla. on business...
    Arrived in So. Fla. on business today, so had to make the pilgrimage to Tootsie's. This was my second trip there and I was worried it would be too crowded and crazy, being...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Déjà Vu Showgirls
    516 Old State Rt 74 Cincinnati, OH 45244
    I found Deja Vu to be...
    I found Deja Vu to be clean and upscale. The girls I saw looked pretty good, 7-9 range. I had 2 LDs and went to the VIP area with a sexy Russian...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Good Guys
    2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
    I probably give Good Guys higher...
    I probably give Good Guys higher marks than most out of sentimental reasons - it was the first strip club I ever went to - back in the late 70's. I go there...
  • review
    15 years ago
    Tootsie's Cabaret
    150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
    OK, so if you read my...
    OK, so if you read my review of Scarlett's, you'll know I was wearing my TUSCL reporter's hat last week as I busily checked out two of the hottest clubs in the Miami area....
  • review
    15 years ago
    Scarlett's Cabaret
    2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
    I found myself with free time...
    I found myself with free time after a convention in Hollywood last week and thought I would sample a couple of the local strip clubs. I hit Scarlett's and Tootsie's (review to follow)...
  • review
    15 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    2154 Zip Code Pl West Palm Beach, FL 33409
    I am traveling in south Florida...
    I am traveling in south Florida on business and had a meeting in West Palm. After reading the reviews of the Rhino here on TUSCL, I thought I had better check it out....
  • review
    15 years ago
    Déjà Vu Showgirls
    15024 Tukwila International Blvd, Seattle, WA 98188, USA*
    I was in Seattle for a...
    I was in Seattle for a business meeting staying near the airport and thought I would check out the Vu. I read the reviews here and decided the taxi ride downtown probably wouldn't...
  • review
    15 years ago
    State Line Showgirls
    6727 W Seltice Way Post Falls, ID 83854
    I went back to the well...
    I went back to the well again Sunday night and decided to add a bit to my earlier review. So, Sunday night - very empty when I got there; fewer than 10 guys...
  • review
    15 years ago
    State Line Showgirls
    6727 W Seltice Way Post Falls, ID 83854
    I was in Spokane, WA on...
    I was in Spokane, WA on business and decided to check out a club. After consulting TUSCL, as I always do, I decided that my best bet would be to drive to Post...
  • review
    15 years ago
    Royal Palace
    1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
    Royal Palace always seems to be...
    Royal Palace always seems to be where we end up before calling it a night. It usually does not disappoint, but that is because my expectations are always kind of low. It...
  • review
    15 years ago
    Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
    1520 K St NW Washington, DC 20005
    I visited Archibald's with my brother-in-law...
    I visited Archibald's with my brother-in-law on Wednesday night last week. We arrived around 10:30 and the place was pretty dead. A Heineken was $8 and the girls were mostly pretty...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Mons Venus
    2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
    The Mons is a destination club...
    The Mons is a destination club for all aficionados of the female form. Its bustling with all nude, mostly gorgeous women with lap dances reasonably priced. Some negotiation is occasionally necessary. No...
  • review
    16 years ago
    2001 Odyssey
    2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
    This is currently my favorite club....
    This is currently my favorite club. It can get expensive if you explore all there is to offer and there is a lot. The place does not serve alcohol, but is all...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Masters Gentleman's Club
    1901 Mr. Joe White Ave Myrtle Beach, SC 29577
    I had a great time here...
    I had a great time here last spring; went with a bunch of guys during a golf weekend (typical). The girls were mostly beautiful, but there were quite a few that were below...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Good Guys
    2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
    For anyone unfamiliar with DC clubs;...
    For anyone unfamiliar with DC clubs; there is no touching and no lap/couch dances. Good Guys has no VIP or private area and is always rather cramped and crowded. Despite this, i...