Reviews by Expert

I've rated Good Guys before and it's never awesome, but I keep going back. I haven't visited D.C. in many years and wow, has that city every changed since I left! For the…

I have to say that the night I had at the Penthouse Executive Club in New York City was the best and worst experience I have ever had at a strip club. First of…

I was in Phoenix on business and decided to check out Bliss. Overall, it was a positive experience. The atmosphere was pretty laid back and low-pressure (granted, it was midnight on a Tuesday).…

Went to Ecstasy to let off some steam while in OC on business. It sounded the most promising of any clubs reviewed here. I had never been to a strip club in Cali.…

We had a "boys trip" to Denver last weekend and decided to hit Diamond Cabaret on Friday night. We arrived around 10:30 pm and stayed until about 1:00. The place was clean, and…

So, I'm finally getting around to writing up my trip to Tootsie's last month. I did things a little differently this time: I paid the extra $25 to go to the upstairs VIP area,…

I went back to Tootsie's on Sunday night and it was definitely slower. Still plenty of hot dancers. I sprang for the upstairs VIP area this time, as I really wanted to watch…

Arrived in So. Fla. on business today, so had to make the pilgrimage to Tootsie's. This was my second trip there and I was worried it would be too crowded and crazy, being late…

I found Deja Vu to be clean and upscale. The girls I saw looked pretty good, 7-9 range. I had 2 LDs and went to the VIP area with a sexy Russian girl.…

I probably give Good Guys higher marks than most out of sentimental reasons - it was the first strip club I ever went to - back in the late 70's. I go there almost…

OK, so if you read my review of Scarlett's, you'll know I was wearing my TUSCL reporter's hat last week as I busily checked out two of the hottest clubs in the Miami area.…

I found myself with free time after a convention in Hollywood last week and thought I would sample a couple of the local strip clubs. I hit Scarlett's and Tootsie's (review to follow) and…

I am traveling in south Florida on business and had a meeting in West Palm. After reading the reviews of the Rhino here on TUSCL, I thought I had better check it out.…

I was in Seattle for a business meeting staying near the airport and thought I would check out the Vu. I read the reviews here and decided the taxi ride downtown probably wouldn't be…

I went back to the well again Sunday night and decided to add a bit to my earlier review. So, Sunday night - very empty when I got there; fewer than 10 guys and…

I was in Spokane, WA on business and decided to check out a club. After consulting TUSCL, as I always do, I decided that my best bet would be to drive to Post Falls,…

Royal Palace always seems to be where we end up before calling it a night. It usually does not disappoint, but that is because my expectations are always kind of low. It definitely…

I visited Archibald's with my brother-in-law on Wednesday night last week. We arrived around 10:30 and the place was pretty dead. A Heineken was $8 and the girls were mostly pretty attractive…

The Mons is a destination club for all aficionados of the female form. Its bustling with all nude, mostly gorgeous women with lap dances reasonably priced. Some negotiation is occasionally necessary. No alcohol…

This is currently my favorite club. It can get expensive if you explore all there is to offer and there is a lot. The place does not serve alcohol, but is all nude.…

I had a great time here last spring; went with a bunch of guys during a golf weekend (typical). The girls were mostly beautiful, but there were quite a few that were below par.…

For anyone unfamiliar with DC clubs; there is no touching and no lap/couch dances. Good Guys has no VIP or private area and is always rather cramped and crowded. Despite this, i give…