Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007

I Love Good Guys!

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Jan 2, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday After Midnight

I've rated Good Guys before and it's never awesome, but I keep going back. I haven't visited D.C. in many years and wow, has that city every changed since I left! For the better! The Verizon Center, lots of swanky restaurants and bars downtown, many ares we used to steer clear of have been transformed into upscale nightspots. Lots of cool shit to do - more than when I lived there. Good Guys, on the other hand, is pretty much the same as it was in 1979, I think I even recognized one of the girls last week from back then! They've added two stages since my high school days, but it's otherwise the same gig. The night we went was rather sad - only one of the girls was mildly hot in my opinion - and one of my buddies thought she was too heavy. D.C. has always had a strict "no touching" policy and there are no lap dances or VIP rooms, no hot tubs, no champagne rooms. It's just watching some lovely ladies dance naked whilst having a drink with some buds. There was no cover when I went most recently and the place was pretty dead - not really a surprise, given it was late on a Tuesday night. I promptly went up to the last of the three stages to give the dancer a tip - she had obvious silicone boobs and saggy skin and probably looked older than she was, but what the hell - I was feeling generous. The girl on the first stage was cute and perky and had a good instinct, because she must have known that she had a sweet-looking pussy and managed to put it in my face without breaking D.C.'s no-touching code! The next round of 3 was also somewhat mediocre and one of the girls was quite heavy. I wanted to stay for another round, but my friends vetoed and we called it a night. Usually, Good Guys does better on the talent scale. This was a weak week night. Oh well, I'm sure I'll give them another chance next time I am in town.

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