Reviews by hewhois

Stopped by early on a Saturday night. Lots of parking, easy to find the place. $10 to get in. Without the dancers, this would look just like any other bar in a…

So, I said to myself, "Self, I could use a drink, and what better place to get a drink than a place with a substantial number of bare tits?" Off to the Downtown Caberet…

This place has improved since the last days of Schieks, when it was going downhill a bit. Stopped in on Monday night after working late; same time as the Twins game was getting out, so…

Stopped in at the Downtown Caberet late on a Thursday night after work. There were a dozen to fifteen dancers on duty and about 30 customers, I'd estimate, so it was not crazy busy…

Stopped in at On The Border on Monday night, about 9 pm. The place was quiet, maybe 12 customers and 10 dancers- not surprising for a Monday night, I guess. The girls were…

Headed to the KoD after work, early evening (7ish). The KoD is a very dependable club- it's not swanky, but it's clean and well-run, and the beer is cold and inexpensive. I didn't…

Went to Rick's for lunch- well, since I wasn't really hungry, I went to lunch to watch half-naked women dance. Not that the buffet looked bad or anything- it actually looked ok. If…

Played hooky from work and went to the Vu at 2 pm. Place was empty- maybe four-five sniffers including me. $5 cover, $9 bottomless drink, and lotsa 2-fer-1 dances- basically, every three songs,…

Just got back from "happy hour." Not so happy, as there were about five patrons and four girls. Fortunately, the four on duty were choice. Sahara is a beautiful Uganda dancer with…

This club needs a serious makeover, or a relocation- I think that it's place downtown actually cuts down on attendance, 'cause proper Minnesota Lutherans don't want to be seen going into a club. They…

Good club, clean and classy, very sexy but not trashy dancers. First dancer I got LD from was MILFy and beautiful, with nipples that entered the room twenty seconds before the rest of her,…

Went here about 1:00 pm, and I swear when I got there, I was the only man in the place. But the place still is high-class, and a few more patrons showed up later.…

Still one of the best in Twin Cities- the girls are good looking and the dances are $20. My dancer gave me good tit access- my face was buried in her boobs. She…