Downtown Cabaret
115 S 4th St Minneapolis, MN 55401

Stopped in at the Downtown Caberet...

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hewhois
Dec 7, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Stopped in at the Downtown Caberet late on a Thursday night after work. There were a dozen to fifteen dancers on duty and about 30 customers, I'd estimate, so it was not crazy busy but not dead either. I'd call the talent solid 7s to 9s. They tended to the curvier side, which I prefer (there was one very skinny dancer who I couldn't even look at, although if you like that sort of body, she looked like she was giving a very aggressive lap dance to one customer). The Caberet looks very couple-friendly; I saw two couples there, and one group of five men and a woman.

Got laps from three dancers. First was Danielle, who is slim, has straight brown hair, smallish fake tits, and a nice, round ass. She sat down on my lap and talked through a few stage dances, and was quite engaging. She told me her theory of dancing for couples: you have to make the woman like you, so the man will feel comfortable getting dances from you in front of his wife/girlfriend. Interestingly, I later was unable to get a dance from a girl I had my eye on because she was chatting up a wife while the husband watched the stage. I have to wonder if they ended up VIPing...

Danielle's dance was good, with lots of tits-in-the-face action. I joked that I could hardly resist her nipples, and she said "you have to go into the naughty room (i.e., the VIP) for that..." and then at one point my hand slipped (yeah, right) under her ass, and she again said (nicely but firmly) "save that for the VIP!" So, even though I didn't go to the VIP, that gives you some idea of what's in store if you do.

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