Reviews by Hellooo Nurse

What the hell was I thinking going into this club? If you really want to experience a club where strippers go to die--then C-Mowes on the day of my visit was the place. My last…

Stopped at Wise Guys after my Nightmare on Elm Street experience at C-Mowes. What I've always liked about this place are the private VIP rooms in the back that lock. That's the one thing I…

It's been a long time since my last visit to Skybox. I figured I'd check it out since I was at Club O right down the street. Plenty of free parking was available. I had…

This place has really gone downhill on Tuesday nights. After disappointing visits to two other local strip clubs, I had hoped Club O would make up for them. Boy was I wrong. Cover was $5.…

I came here after a disappointing visit to Atlantis. Unlike Atlantis, Club 390 has nothing but plenty of FREE parking. Coat and hoodie check is mandatory. I decided to leave my hoodie in the car…

Decided to swing by Atlantis after a long absence. Parking was $5 on a Tuesday evening. If I remember anything from my visits it’s always the parking charge. Once you park your car and are…

A client of mine treated me to Teaser's while I was in town on business. We had hot Capital earlier but left because it was dead. Twelve dollars each got us in the door. I…

Being early Friday evening I figured the talent would rank higher than it did. I was in town for business and my client decided to take me to Capital. There was no cover charge since…

I had never checked out Scores when it was Polekatz, but figured since it was close to Temptations I'd give it a try. The parking lot was surprisingly full for a Sunday night. Paid a…

Stopped in here after a visit to Fantasy. The place looked more like an old store front on the outside than a club. There were a decent amount of cars in the lot so I…

I thought I'd hit up Fantasy's since I needed a change of scenery. The club is right off I-80 so getting to it was fairly easy. There are a few hotels down the road from…

I decided to check this place out because of the reviews. If you read my other reviews of clubs in and around the area, you'll see that I'm not a big fan. Tuesday Poker Nights…

At first, I was a little hesitant to go inside this club since it looked a little sketchy. But after the miserable experience I had at Treasure Club I figured it could'n't be any worse.…

I figured that the third time would be the charm. After a bad time at Southside Johnny's and Treasure Club, I figured I'd try Lust. On the outside, Lust looks similar to Southside Johnny's. That…

Was in the area so I decided to hit Treasure Club since I had an unused free admission pass. Unfortunately me not paying cover was the best part of the night. When I walked into…

Was passing through the area so I figured I'd stop in and check out Deja Vu based on the recommendation of a dancer IS. Parking lot was relatively crowded. Once inside I paid my $6…

Ended up at Carl's a little after 4 PM after a lackluster time at Bobby's. There were a few customers there and no dancers. I went up to the bar and ordered a $3 Heineken…

Haven't been to Bobby's for a while so I figured while I was in the area. There was no cover which was great. Surprised that there were at least six dancers and a decent enough…

I'm not sure how I feel about this club. It's definitely not memorable like Baby Dolls but it still has its pluses. Didn't have a hard time finding a parking spot in their fairly large lot.…

This has to be one of the best clubs in the area. Physically (outside and inside) the club isn't much to look at, but that's not why I was there. I went on a Tuesday…

The Lodge has to be one of the most original strip clubs that I've ever been to. The theme is an old hunting lodge that they really play up. A $5 dollar cover got me…

I just realized that I never reviewed this club after I went. So while my visit may have been several months ago, It sounds (from newer reviews) like nothing much has changed. <br> <br> I was in…

I was pleasantly surprised by this club. Giant, spacious parking lot where you can valet or self park. $1 cover for a Tuesday afternoon! Once inside I was taken aback by how spacious the place…

Finally made it to the famous Spearmint Rhino while in town on business. This has to be one of the most expensive and touristy clubs that I've ever been to. Both of which I would've…

I finally made it to the legendary Brad's. And while I can't say that after this visit that it's one of my favorite clubs, I will say that I had enough of a good…