A client of mine treated me to Teaser's while I was in town on business

A client of mine treated me to Teaser's while I was in town on business. We had hot Capital earlier but left because it was dead. Twelve dollars each got us in the door. I have to say that the most interesting aspect of the place was it's throwback look. As others have described, it's more of a large bar in a basement than an actual strip club. It felt like an old after hours place out of the 60's. The decor was very retro.

The bar was smack dab in the middle of the floor and had plenty of stools circling it. Tables lined both sides of the walls. We grabbed a table closest to the roped off stairs leading up to the second floor VIP. There was no elevated stage just a curtain where the girls would come out from behind and walk down along a straight roped in area along the floor during their set. This was probably the worst feature of the place, as you could not see them when they would lie down on the floor during their set. And if you went up to tip them you were at eye level looking straight at them.

After ordering our $5.25 Miller Lite bottles, we were immediately approached by a black dancer named Onyx. Probably the youngest girl at the place but wasn't our cup of tea due to the extra baby fat on her. We also had a a thick tatted up white girl named Chelsea approach us who we quickly tossed onto some other poor guys.