Reviews

Back to back visits to Ricks – Both successful! I was in NYC for a few days and headed over to Rick’s at midnight. There were 20+ girls working, and the club was not…

8 yrs ago3

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

HB Delivers an average dance and a good burger

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Stopped in to HB during the afternoon. Nothing like a side of boobs with your lunch! The $10 cover gets you free food, and the food is decent. Try the burger and…

9 yrs ago

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

Great experience for a female first-timer!

I brought my girlfriend to the club for her first ever strip club experience and it worked out very nicely. We arrived early at about 6:30PM. We were the only people to sit…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, FL

Slow in the afternoon

This place has potential, but it is very slow on Thursday afternoon. I was the only patron and there was one dancer on the floor Luckily, she was exactly my type. Tall, blonde,…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, FL

Almost perfect club

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Cheetahs is almost perfect. Except for the pasties, everything is working. There were 15 or so girls, mostly white, and all with hot bodies. No pressure. Very friendly.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Reliably just ok

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

The was reasonably crowded after Monday night football maybe 10 dancers and 30 patrons The usual conditions prevailed. A few hot dancers. A few averages ones. The wait…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, NY

The club was quiet on a...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The club was quiet on a Tuesday night – I suppose the fact that it was St. Patrick’s day factored into the crowd size. There were virtually no customers – the dancers were mostly standing around…

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

I stopped in shortly after the...

I stopped in shortly after the club opened, and found exactly what I expected -- 2 girls on duty, with a dark quiet club. I am always leery about clubs shortly after they open --…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, IL

Club Allure is in trouble. It...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Club Allure is in trouble. It is brand new and super posh after pouring several million into the building. But they are already remodeling and half the place is covered in plastic sheeting as…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I stopped into HB on Saturday...

I stopped into HB on Saturday afternoon, primarily to get a decent burger. $10 cover gets you free food at $3 for a beer. There were 15 girls working, not many of which suited…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, IA

This is a pastie bar where...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This is a pastie bar where the girls dance on stage and then get you in the back for a lap dance. They let you touch everywhere that is not covered with a G-string, and…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

Got a booty call from a...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Got a booty call from a FWB. I picked her up and took her to Scores. It was a Tuesday, so the place was quiet. 3-4 groups of businessmen in suits. 7-9…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY

I dropped into Ricks at 10...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I dropped into Ricks at 10 PM on a Tuesday. The place was busy with 20+ girls on the floor. The talent was decent ranging from 6-9. One tall blonde immediately said â€œHey,…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club & Restaurant

New York, NY

I stopped into Cheetahâ€™s on the...

I stopped into Cheetahâ€™s on the way to an early comedy show. IT was largely deserted, despite opening 45 minutes earlier. Over the next two hours only about 5 more girls filtered in.…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

I showed up at Scores at...

I showed up at Scores at 6PM, and the place was barely open, with one waitress and no dancers visible. After about 30 minutes a dancer went on stage. K was hot! Perfect toned…

Dr. Don's Famous Door

Jackson, MI

The Famous Door is an interesting...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

The Famous Door is an interesting place. Directly across the street from some very nice fine dining establishments, this place has a buffet that only those with a death wish should try. The place…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I had a few hours to...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I had a few hours to kill so I stopped in for lunch. $5 cover and a mandatory coat check. There was an ambulance in the parking lot, so I assumed that someone…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

I went to the Landing strip...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I went to the Landing strip for lunch before I caught a plane at Metro. Although the doors open at 11:30, the dancers do not start until 12 Noon. So beware if you…

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

I was a little put off...

I was a little put off when I first walked. It was dead silent. The girl on stage was staring vacantly at the crowd. The place was small and not very elaborate.…

Elysium

Detroit, MI

The Penthouse club was exactly as...

The Penthouse club was exactly as described in other reviews: clean, multiple stages, and a decent number of girls for a Monday night. The $10 tip to the bouncer for a booth is well…