Kaffeesatz

Illinois

Reviews by Kaffeesatz

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  6 years ago
  Kingdom

  1417 St Laurent Blvd Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S8 Canada
  Nice Club, Nice Dancers

  My second visit to the Kingdom was much like my first -- nice ladies, nice club, above average for a strip club. The facilities are nice -- you go upstairs to pay...
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  6 years ago
  Rick's Cabaret New York

  50 W 33rd St New York, NY 10001
  2 visits, both successful

  Back to back visits to Ricks – Both successful! I was in NYC for a few days and headed over to Rick’s at midnight. There were 20+ girls working, and the club was...
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  8 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  HB Delivers an average dance and a good burger

  Stopped in to HB during the afternoon. Nothing like a side of boobs with your lunch! The $10 cover gets you free food, and the food is decent. Try the burger...
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  8 years ago
  Scores Chicago Strip Club

  4003 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
  Great experience for a female first-timer!

  I brought my girlfriend to the club for her first ever strip club experience and it worked out very nicely. We arrived early at about 6:30PM. We were the only people to...
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  8 years ago
  Thee Dollhouse

  1010 N Westshore Blvd Tampa, FL 33607
  Slow in the afternoon

  This place has potential, but it is very slow on Thursday afternoon. I was the only patron and there was one dancer on the floor Luckily, she was exactly my type. Tall,...
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  8 years ago
  Cheetah Lounge

  3939 N Washington Blvd Sarasota, FL 34234
  Almost perfect club

  Cheetahs is almost perfect. Except for the pasties, everything is working. There were 15 or so girls, mostly white, and all with hot bodies. No pressure. Very friendly. ...
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  9 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Reliably just ok

  The was reasonably crowded after Monday night football maybe 10 dancers and 30 patrons The usual conditions prevailed. A few hot dancers. A few averages ones. The...
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  9 years ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

  641 W 51st St New York, NY 10019
  The club was quiet on a...

  The club was quiet on a Tuesday night – I suppose the fact that it was St. Patrick’s day factored into the crowd size. There were virtually no customers – the dancers were mostly standing...
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  9 years ago
  Mons Venus

  2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
  I stopped in shortly after the...

  I stopped in shortly after the club opened, and found exactly what I expected -- 2 girls on duty, with a dark quiet club. I am always leery about clubs shortly after they open...
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  10 years ago
  Club Allure Chicago

  4101 W Lake St, Stone Park, IL 60165, USA*
  Club Allure is in trouble. It...

  Club Allure is in trouble. It is brand new and super posh after pouring several million into the building. But they are already remodeling and half the place is covered in plastic sheeting...
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  10 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  I stopped into HB on Saturday...

  I stopped into HB on Saturday afternoon, primarily to get a decent burger. $10 cover gets you free food at $3 for a beer. There were 15 girls working, not many of which...
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  10 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  2449 N 13th St Carter Lake, IA 51510
  This is a pastie bar where...

  This is a pastie bar where the girls dance on stage and then get you in the back for a lap dance. They let you touch everywhere that is not covered with a G-string,...
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  10 years ago
  Scores Chicago Strip Club

  4003 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
  Got a booty call from a...

  Got a booty call from a FWB. I picked her up and took her to Scores. It was a Tuesday, so the place was quiet. 3-4 groups of businessmen in suits. ...
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  11 years ago
  Rick's Cabaret New York

  50 W 33rd St New York, NY 10001
  I dropped into Ricks at 10...

  I dropped into Ricks at 10 PM on a Tuesday. The place was busy with 20+ girls on the floor. The talent was decent ranging from 6-9. One tall blonde immediately said...
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  11 years ago
  Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club & Restaurant

  252 W 43rd St New York, NY 10036
  I stopped into Cheetah’s on the...

  I stopped into Cheetah’s on the way to an early comedy show. IT was largely deserted, despite opening 45 minutes earlier. Over the next two hours only about 5 more girls filtered...
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  11 years ago
  Scores Chicago Strip Club

  4003 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
  I showed up at Scores at...

  I showed up at Scores at 6PM, and the place was barely open, with one waitress and no dancers visible. After about 30 minutes a dancer went on stage. K was hot! Perfect...
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  11 years ago
  Dr. Don's Famous Door

  145 W Michigan Ave, Jackson, MI 49201, USA*
  The Famous Door is an interesting...

  The Famous Door is an interesting place. Directly across the street from some very nice fine dining establishments, this place has a buffet that only those with a death wish should try. The...
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  11 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  I had a few hours to...

  I had a few hours to kill so I stopped in for lunch. $5 cover and a mandatory coat check. There was an ambulance in the parking lot, so I assumed that...
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  11 years ago
  The Landing Strip Lounge

  36431 Goddard Rd Romulus, MI 48174
  I went to the Landing strip...

  I went to the Landing strip for lunch before I caught a plane at Metro. Although the doors open at 11:30, the dancers do not start until 12 Noon. So beware if...
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  11 years ago
  Mons Venus

  2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
  I was a little put off...

  I was a little put off when I first walked. It was dead silent. The girl on stage was staring vacantly at the crowd. The place was small and not very...
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  12 years ago
  Elysium

  20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
  The Penthouse club was exactly as...

  The Penthouse club was exactly as described in other reviews: clean, multiple stages, and a decent number of girls for a Monday night. The $10 tip to the bouncer for a booth is...