The Penthouse club was exactly as...

The Penthouse club was exactly as described in other reviews: clean, multiple stages, and a decent number of girls for a Monday night. The $10 tip to the bouncer for a booth is well worth the trouble – the booths offer a little more room and comfort. The main stage actually features two suspended motorcycles that get lowered down so that girls can climb on. The bikes are then raised 15ft in the air where the girls put on a show. Nice touch that separates the club from the run of the mill strip joint.

NOTE: there is no ATM in the building, only a cash advance machine. There is a fast food joint 50ft east of the main entrance that has an ATM, however. I ate dinner and the food was decent. Monday Night Football is on TV, the waitresses attentive.

After a $10 cover, I was approached by a 35yo stripper with a smokers laugh and Tampa body: tan, toned, and implanted. She was high, or drunk, or both. She dragged me up to the private room with almost zero introduction and launched into a few $25 lap dances. She started stripping me down during the first song, and then proceeded to pull out my unit and deliver a spectacular hand job. We had not discussed the plan going in, and she was a bit disappointed by the 5 dances I paid her for, but I explained that I was not cash-prepared for the level of service she provided.